[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Your camp is already planning on breaking several laws and committing several sins...Now you want to add murder to it?

It's not a crime if it's done in defense of our precious children, and how could the jury not agree that we needed to defend young boys from crazed Romanists?

Enjoy life in prison, and hell afterwards.

I could say the same thing to the boy-touching "priests" of your religion.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), will invade it if you dare try it!

A crack team of bezerk rape victims? That's the least threatening idea I've heard since the Polish Army.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

You're a threat until you reach a distance of 1500 metres. Then your head's gonna explode when hit dead center with the sniper rifle. Satan loves to play with headless priests. Kind of a necrophiliac that guy.....but he digs a priest running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

Your camp is already planning on breaking several laws and committing several sins...Now you want to add murder to it?

Enjoy life in prison, and hell afterwards.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

If I'm not a threat to you, don't bother calling the police, you tattletale!

You're a threat until you reach a distance of 1500 metres. Then your head's gonna explode when hit dead center with the sniper rifle. Satan loves to play with headless priests. Kind of a necrophiliac that guy.....but he digs a priest running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile.

As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you.

Your threat has been passed along to the DOF, child rapist.

If I'm not a threat to you, don't bother calling the police, you tattletale!

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile.

As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you.

Your threat has been passed along to the DOF, child rapist.

Dear Pastor Zeke,
My somewhat sissy-boy sons who have enrolled for the camp have requested a special assignment in response to the threats made by the pedophilic SPANK Team of the papist beelzebub worshipping girlie-man.
They humbly request that in addition to the listed items you posted, they be allowed to bring their .408 Chey-Tac Sniper Rifles with Tactical Ballistic Computers. Also they would love to utilize their homemade ghillie suits their Godly mother and they have worked on for the last 6 months.

Do these items meet with your approval?





We have nicknamed our energetic younguns "TGRFG"......for "Team Grim Reapers For God".

I noticed that the Landover Gun Shop and Ammunition has already picked up our design for retail.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?

Well Father our young campers don't appreciate your threats. However, after careful thought I have come to the conclusion that your SWAT team is really a misnomer. I think you mean SPANK Team. That is what catlickers have at their disposal. They certainly assault young males BUT not quite in the way most people think a police force operates.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?

Notice the papist calls 13 year olds "men and women".....Disgusting pedophile.

As for your nancyboy brother the meter maid, don't make us laugh. He's nothing but an imposter, like you.

Your threat has been passed along to the DOF, child rapist.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?

We're so scared, Major Tom. I seem to recall that your brother the meter maid/Wal-Mart security guard posted this in April:

As of today, I, Albert Martin, am no longer a member of the Des Moines police department, and have no desire to be an officer ever again.

Here is why:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/POLICE_SHOOTING?SITE=IADES&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-04-25-12-09-30

Now I see there is no honor in our nation's police...None.

So, I turned in my badge & gun to the police chief, and am now looking at other career options...Maybe a security guard at St. Ambrose Cathedral in Des Moines would be a great option for me (And please take the "offcr." out of my name and make no more mention of the department to me-not even "meter maid Rita" jokes).

But they let him keep his SWAT team as a going-away present, presumably in lieu of a gold watch?

[Cheshire]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?

That's so cute. the little pedophile "priest" thinks he has a SWAT team at his command.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Still planning your Vacation False Bible Gulag, eh?

Well, our teenagers (13-to-20-year-old men and women), along with my brother's SWAT team, will invade it if you dare try it!

You have 48 hours to cancel this, or we'll attack! Do you hear me?

[Cheshire]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I believe they have to be able to walk. Long forced marches hikes in the woods are part of the camp curriculum.

And our camp counselors can have your sissyboy toilet trained in under a day, guaranteed.

That's great news! As soon as baby Mark can walk and carry att least one pound( supplies!) I'll ship him off to your tender, loving, yet harsh care.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Pastor Ezekiel, what is the youngest age for boys to go in this camp?

I believe they have to be able to walk. Long forced marches hikes in the woods are part of the camp curriculum.

And our camp counselors can have your sissyboy toilet trained in under a day, guaranteed.

[Cheshire]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Pastor Ezekiel, what is the youngest age for boys to go in this camp?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Why do you have the biased opinion that ALL priests are molesters?

Only 40% are, unfortunately...Fortunately, I'm one of the 60% who are not molesters, pedophiles, pederasts, buggerers, or whatever you call them!

So, instead of spending your days interfering with alterboys, you spend your days covering up for your colleagues and playing a rare version of three-card monte involving parishes and pedophiles. That's so much better.