[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Good luck to them, they're going to need it if they're going to try and change me.

Jesus doesn't need luck. When He drop-kicks unsaved trash like you into the lake of fire, His aim is unerring.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Come sit on uncle Nobar's lap
and let me tell you a story.

Are you some sort of pedophile? (Because I am too)

[Nobar King]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Ouch, I got merked out by a racist. Oh that hurt bad.
I'll do what I like thanks mate.

That's slander, you stupid bitch. I'll have my Joo lawyers in England draft up a case against you for violating my human rights.

And let's not have any merkin talk here, you whore.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I believe the Pastors and Jesus will have a say in that.

Good luck to them, they're going to need it if they're going to try and change me.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I'll do what I like thanks mate.

I believe the Pastors and Jesus will have a say in that.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I know what to say. Stop quote-copying entire posts and adding nothing of import to them. We don't come here to wonder whether some idiotard likes what Jesus wants. Get it? This isn't myspace forums.

Ouch, I got merked out by a racist. Oh that hurt bad.
I'll do what I like thanks mate.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I for one say Keep Preaching Pastor! If were you, I would stay at a loss for words (In other words shut your mouth when Pastor Deacon Fred is preaching).

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone (That's Mr. Brimstone to you!)

I don't even know what to say to this, for once I'm lost for words.

[Nobar King]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

I know what to say. Stop quote-copying entire posts and adding nothing of import to them. We don't come here to wonder whether some idiotard likes what Jesus wants. Get it? This isn't myspace forums.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!
New For Summer 2008:

This year, our young campers will be conducting several righteous religious raids upon the ungodly children at Camp Quest (a secular summer camp for sacrilegious science-loving sissies) for drive by, Get Your Feet Hot For Jesus! visitations. Bring your cap-guns and pistols (if you are over 7-years old and love Jesus) for some old fashioned soul-winning shoot-em-up dusty foot devil dancin'! Talk to a camp counselor when you arrive, as we anticipate that seats on the school buses will fill up quickly, and make sure your parents check the box on your permission slip that says you can stay up past curfew.

I don't even know what to say to this, for once I'm lost for words.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

How did the invasion go? I saw something on the news last night about two men running out the camp screaming like little girls, hurriedly getting into a Cadillac Escalade (or whatever it was — the resolution of the video wasn't very good), and speeding off.

Strange, we haven't heard from Mary Martin or her new sidekick, BuckBoy.

Is it possible Bobby-Joe nabbed them as they tried to escape?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

How did the invasion go? I saw something on the news last night about two men running out the camp screaming like little girls, hurriedly getting into a Cadillac Escalade (or whatever it was — the resolution of the video wasn't very good), and speeding off.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.

What?!? How could someone be bold enough to lie about being from the Great Godly State of Texas? That's the home state of our wonderful George W Bush!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!

Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!

What ARE you on about, BumfUGK?

[BunBoyUGK]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!