[Cheshire]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Hah, he's probably foaming at the mouth by now.

You make me sick, papist. Repent, and turn to Jesus!

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Hah, he's probably foaming at the mouth by now.

You make me sick, papist. Repent, and turn to Jesus!

Hate to break the news....that's not foam.
And it is disgusting.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

He's got his rosary out! He's going to start praying to his goddess to smite us! Run! Run for your lives!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

We won't shoot you unless you try to shoot us first (and we know you will).

Oh, and by the way, you have 6 hours left until we launch our invasion. Your false angry, vengeful, child-abusing, fire-breathing god won't help you...The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!

Umm No! But I don't think a ceramic statue of Mary is going to help you much on the battlefield. Unless maybe you intend to smite people with it? Maybe you need to find a better religion.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Oh, and by the way, you have 6 hours left until we launch our invasion. Your false angry, vengeful, child-abusing, fire-breathing god won't help you...The One True Almighty and All-Merciful God (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit) will be aiding us here!

Hardly likely, when you ignore Him in favor of your unholy trinity of Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Hardly likely, when you ignore Him in favor of your unholy trinity of Dagon, Semiramis, and the death cookie.

1. About Dagon & Semiramis, we reject them. Sure, we might adapt some of their old traditions, but we're merely changing their purpose; they used these practices to worship false gods, but we use it to worship the One True God; Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

2. Why do you say we're not Christian, but reject one of our most obvious forms of worship for the Lord Jesus Christ?

By the way, you have 90 minutes left to abandon the camp.

[Cheshire]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Or what, you'll go about, raping little boys?

No alter boys are allowed in the camp, my good pedo. Besides, do you really think you can get close enough to stop anything?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

2. Why do you say we're not Christian, but reject one of our most obvious forms of worship for the Lord Jesus Christ?

Er, praying to His dead Mommy, or praying to a Holy Cracker?

I see the time is up. How's the battle at camp going? I hope nobody got a welt from Mary Martin's rosary.

[BunBoyUGK]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Er, praying to His dead Mommy, or praying to a Holy Cracker?

I see the time is up. How's the battle at camp going? I hope nobody got a welt from Mary Martin's rosary.

Now, I'm not an LBCer or a Catholic, but I know what you're doing to these young boys is wrong!

You're about as bad as the pedophiles that make up 4% of the Catholic priesthood (which I doubt Fr. Martin is one of) for that! We've got real ammo, so watch your mouth (And that punk Offcr. Albert can't help you either!)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Now, I'm not an LBCer or a Catholic, but I know what you're doing to these young boys is wrong!

You're about as bad as the pedophiles that make up 4% of the Catholic priesthood (which I doubt Fr. Martin is one of) for that! We've got real ammo, so watch your mouth (And that punk Offcr. Albert can't help you either!)

[BunBoyUGK]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!

What ARE you on about, BumfUGK?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Laugh all you want right now; I've got the whole state of Texas backing me up, so you've got to answer to all the real figgas in the state if you keep running your mouths!

P.S. Why does this sick-in-the-head Old Man Hatchet think I'm his daddy? He's old enough to be MY pops!

Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Time To Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

Boy, according to your DOF report, you've never been anywhere near Texas.

Wanna tell us the truth now? Jesus knows a poser when He sees one.

What?!? How could someone be bold enough to lie about being from the Great Godly State of Texas? That's the home state of our wonderful George W Bush!