Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

[BaptistBethany]

I went to my mother-in-law's home today. She has a stack of old magazines and I flipped through a few. Imagine my shock when I saw this Ovaltine ad. Ovaltine makes you Gay!!!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

Sister Bethany,

Thank you for the warning. I think this thread indicates how important it is to have WOMEN believers with responsible tasks at the household. I'm pretty certain this would have been impossible for a man to spot!

I'm appaled at the audacios manner the homeyphiliac lobby exposed their agenda in the picture you attached to your post. I'm afraid they've gone even further in subtle advertising as can be seen here:




The boy gazing at the Devil's drink behind the shoulder of the (as now) somewhat masculine boy is obviously a sissy nerdy. Is he kissing the other boy? And the boy at the left is preparing to grap the other boys' genitalia with his left hand! (Where is the right one I only ask).

I'd really like to see an Ovaltine advertiser find a verse in the Bible that 1) mentions their product explicitely and 2) says it is OK to consume.

Deuteronomy 7:26.

Good work, woman! You're indeed on the path to .

Yours in Christ!

Elmer

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

Sister Bethany,

Thank you for the warning. I think this thread indicates how important it is to have WOMEN believers with responsible tasks at the household. I'm pretty certain this would have been impossible for a man to spot!

I'm appaled at the audacios manner the homeyphiliac lobby exposed their agenda in the picture you attached to your post. I'm afraid they've gone even further in subtle advertising as can be seen here:




The boy gazing at the Devil's drink behind the shoulder of the (as now) somewhat masculine boy is obviously a sissy nerdy. Is he kissing the other boy? And the boy at the left is preparing to grap the other boys' genitalia with his left hand! (Where is the right one I only ask).

I'd really like to see an Ovaltine advertiser find a verse in the Bible that 1) mentions their product explicitely and 2) says it is OK to consume.

Deuteronomy 7:26.

Good work, woman! You're indeed on the path to .

Yours in Christ!

Elmer

Mr. White, The devil worshippers at Ovaltine certainly are brazen, aren't they? Well, they cannot fool True Christians! They may not use these advertisements now, but they did in the past. Did they think we wouldn't find them in old magazines and put two and two together???

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

The sinister Ovaltine was invented by (who else) some gnomes in Switzerland over a generation ago and have been secretly promoting homerism amongst the young since that time.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

"The sinister Ovaltine was invented by (who else) some gnomes in Switzerland over a generation ago and have been secretly promoting homerism amongst the young since that time."



Indeed, Mr Bryan. And the boy on the video looks suspiciously similar to the sissy geek on the picture above...


And, Sister Bethany, you are absolutely correct. I think they try not to use such an overt form of advertising in the civilized world these days. However, in the third world, there are several products that still use this shameless type of marketing:



This is Peruvian "pure" water. Job 15:16
No surprise here, they are mostly cat licks, of course, so this is nothing news to them. And they even admit it contains "sin gas"!!


I am still overwhelmed every day about the revelations I receive here at the LBC forum. Praise who brought me here" Praise the LORD.

Yours,

Elmer

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

In Canada you can buy this product:



In England, these:



And in Australia, this ice-cream:

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

Dear Sister Bethany,

I was watching the godless TV-show "Cosmos (1)" (not suitable for ladies or children but sometimes useful to see what are the newest evil looter arguments) and they mentioned an old ad for lead-containing products called "the Dutch Boy's Lead Party" from 1923 (Job 19:24).

VERY disturbing.

The advertisers were principally trying to prove the harmless nature of lead (we know it is toxic now) but inadvertently they also revealed their TRUE agenda - searching for homerphiliac converts.

There's this character, the "gay Electric Light" that surely shows homeristic tendencies.



I am surely going to check the illumination at home and at work! No more these bulbs.

Also the "Dutch boy" is very suspicious, but with >95% of the population of Holland being homeysexuals this must have been "perfectly normal" for them.

I'm afraid they may have developed a method of spreading the gay possession via electric lights by now (seems they almost had it in 1923). Why else would there be this enormous homophilistean epidemic?

Please, consider preventive methods and let's hope some consultation by True Christians becomes available.

Yours,

Elmer

1) They actually made ridicule of the 6000-year age of the Earth in that episode!

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

I am shocked at all the gay ads everyone has posted. Why can't we have more wholesome ads like this one?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ovaltine causes you to become Gay!

Thank you, Sister Bethany. Now THAT's a product I'd give my wife the permission to buy! (1 Corinthians 11:3, always the Truth).

Yours,

Elmer