Paternity Tests - Mindless Satanic Superstition

[Jerome Jefferson III]

So apparently one of my parishioners of the weaker sex is now accusing me of being her baby daddy.

How do I get out of this?

She going to use one of those paternity tests on me, but how can that tell you anything?

Its probably just some white man scheming, who likes to extract money from black women in search of child support money.

I will expell this fallen women from our Godly pews at once, for she is a defiled whore and a harlot.

Does anyone here have any Christian-Scientific method proving that paternity tests can be faked and fooled, just like so-called lie-detector tests?

Don't ever trust a Jezabell for they will try to trap you into their lustful, wicked ways:

27 For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.28 She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
Proverbs 23:27



Amen.


Pastor Jerome

[Mother Of Seven]

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Is the parishioner white? Is the baby black?

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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Only black folk at my church maam.

We don't go misceginating round here in Georgia.

Amen.



Pastor Jerome

[Wide-Open]

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Again more proof that this so called feminism is just a way to discriminate honest men.

Think about it: why is it ALWAYS men who need to take a paternity test? Why is it NEVER the women?

It angers me, it does.

[Vicodunce]

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Again more proof that this so called feminism is just a way to discriminate honest men.

Think about it: why is it ALWAYS men who need to take a paternity test? Why is it NEVER the women?

It angers me, it does.

That's is probably the stupidest thing I've heard.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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That's is probably the stupidest thing I've heard.

Says the person who uses a contraction of "that is is" in a sentence.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Wide-Open]

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That's is probably the stupidest thing I've heard.

Are you just going to blindly insult me, or are you going to back up your statement?

I suppose you could sum up all "stupid" statements that you ever heard, and then scale them, and prove that my comment (which was from the heart) comes on top of the list?

Of course, you could also just admit you hate men too, and are blind to the feminist suppression that we males have to endure.

[Revelations5:25]

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I believe he was referring to the fact that the word "Paternal" means of or appropriate to a father. You asked why a woman wouldn't take a paternity test, and that is because she is not a man.

[Wide-Open]

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OK, if you want to make this about semantics: Why do women never have to take a maternity test?

Same difference if you ask me.

[Revelations5:25]

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Well, that would be because a maternity would be to indicate who the mother is. Since the mother is the person who has the child inside of her, a maternity test would be rather useless.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Did Joseph ask for a paternity test? No, he didn't. Yet he was happy to raise Jesus as his own.