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  • Scumbag.blues
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2015
    • 2

    #31
    Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

    This is quite embarrassing. I hate to tell you that Instagram has nothing to do with Satanic worship, and if anything I see a large number of people on it making posts thanking God. The word "Pentagram" (penta menaing 5) comes from Greek and represents a 5-pointed star. The unrelated word Instagram is a combination of the words "Instant" and "Telegram." Instagram contains women showing their bodies just as much as any popular social media or website. If you're child has an instagram, feel free to follow them. Actually, fam, follow me ***removed advertisement of secular propaganda***
    I was raised Christian and shall raise my children the same. I follow @satan on Instragram. He does not promote the devil. He is a comedy account which posts satire unrelated to religion. I sincerely hope this threads author was making a joke, along with the rest of the forum members. Please educate yourself with a better understanding of words and pop culture before attempting to [mis]inform others.

    Your friend, ***removed another advertisement of secular propaganda***
    Last edited by Elmer G. White; 03-10-2015, 11:06 AM. Reason: Removed personal promotion.

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    • Scumbag.blues
      Unsaved trash
      • Mar 2015
      • 2

      #32
      Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

      *meaningful *thread's

      Don't bother posting a reply. I came simply to correct you. I do not wish to read your invalid and irrelevant retorts.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #33
        Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

        Originally posted by Scumbag.blues View Post
        *meaningful *thread's

        Don't bother posting a reply. I came simply to correct you. I do not wish to read your invalid and irrelevant retorts.
        Way to be open-minded, demon.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #34
          Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Way to be open-minded, demon.

          This is the curse of the atheistical. They are so closed minded and scornful of not being closed minded that they simply cannot not see the world in the closed minded way to not see the world for what it is.

          The see it as they want it to be. They literally believe they know better than God. That is why they hate Jesus: because they know that they could never make the ultimate temporary sacrifice and subsequent ressurection with no ill effects that Jesus did to save us from His righteous punishment for the crimes He preordained we must commiton His watch. I expect

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #35
            Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

            Instagram kills, again!

            Whipped cream dispenser explodes, killing French Instagram fitness model
            A popular fitness blogger and Instagram model in France died after a pressurized canister used for dispensing whipped cream exploded, hitting her in the chest.

            Rebecca Burger’s death from the June 17 incident was announced on social media Wednesday by her family, who warned of the potential risks of defective whipped cream dispensers

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            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9384

              #36
              Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

              We can only surmise (". . . in the chest") that she was doing something with that whipped cream that Jesus didn't approve of.


              A popular fitness blogger and Instagram model in France died after a pressurized canister used for dispensing whipped cream exploded, hitting her in the chest.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • Brother Gonzalez
                Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                True Christian™
                 
                • Sep 2016
                • 2087

                #37
                Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                We can only surmise (". . . in the chest") that she was doing something with that whipped cream that Jesus didn't approve of.
                When Jesus wants to kill you, He kills you. This girl, from what I can gather in her pictures, had front airbags. Nevertheless,the impact in the chest killed her.

                Repent sinners! There is no escape from Divine punishment!
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • sattanIsThicc
                  Unsaved trash, attention-seeking IQ<70
                  • Sep 2018
                  • 2

                  #38
                  Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

                  God was a jew so how is it bad to be a jew lmao ***empty threads by an obese basement troll removed by moderator*** ***more useless drivel removed by moderator***

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14335

                    #39
                    Re: Beware of satanic Instagram!

                    Reading the thread, I've rarely seen such a load of gibberish and outright demented rot. Is this what the instagram causes in its minions? Taking a single example

                    The word "Pentagram" (penta menaing 5) comes from Greek and represents a 5-pointed star. The unrelated word Instagram is a combination of the words "Instant" and "Telegram etc.
                    Don't bother posting a reply abusive drivel removed for brevity
                    We know what a pentagram is. What evidence is there for Instagram being a portmanteau of instant & telegram rather than instant & pentagram? instruct & anagram? or anything else? None is offered which does seem a critical element of the argument so I can only assume that none exists. With minds and the world they see so warped, it would not surprise me to find some heretical sect behind this nonsense after all.

                    It's certainly not a club I'd ever wish to join!

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