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    Don't Let Science Make Your Women Lazy!

    Brothers in Christ, we all know that satan runs rampant on earth today. He tempts us all in every way he can. Our women are especially susceptible to this, being feeble-minded and responsible for original sin anyway.

    I am urging you to avoid any and all scientifical contraptions designed to "make life easier" for your women. If Jesus had wanted things to be easy for us, He wouldn't have created liberals.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: Don't Let Science Make Your Women Lazy!

    Artificial insemination and epidurals are two examples that come to mind. Conceiving a child should be at least as unpleasant as giving birth to one! Genesis 3:16

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      Re: Don't Let Science Make Your Women Lazy!

      BEWARE! Did you note that picture on hanging by the chair? Taken right from the waiting room to hell! All I could think of was Satan and tortured souls. Mechanical slaves and demons in a advertisement to snare innocent Christian women and the mentally disturbed.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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