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  • MitzaLizalor
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    I don't know whether the wretch has blasphemed The Holy Ghost and would still be prepared to witness in his vicinity. Just not too close. There are some wonderful books about peas which could be made available to him. With those two though it could have been an early reading exercise. The first book I read was Isaiah. I'd learned to read by then of course but had not read any single book all the way through taking notes for questions later. I never had any questions about peas (or carrots) because I'd planted some. I enjoyed eating the shells of the peas.
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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Prancing! I was absolutely revolted. Does he ever wash? Sometimes, not very often but certainly in this case, you can tell immediately you wouldn't want someone in your home. Talk about tight elbows and loose wrists (numbers 1 – 3) but I noticed he does have another arm action (number 4) in his repertoire.

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    I wonder if they taught him to read? I can almost imagine him reading Harry Potter .. .. no, on second thoughts I can't imagine him reading anything. The best I can manage is a quiet cup of tea but that head comes swivelling around the back of your chair insisting on garbage it knows nothing about and if you ignore it the neck extends so the face is right in front of you spouting off drivel I'm sure you know the type. I doubt he could manage my first book about carrots.
    You are so right, Sister Mitza. I don't trust that mincing prancer, but then again, I don't trust any of them. As a matter of fact, I am going to report that video to the moderators so they can have it removed, and I hope that the FBI gets involved, too. That prancing pervert reminds me of that poor little girl in the Exorcist, full of the devil himself! You're right about not wanting him in our homes, so scratch whatever I said about offering him a Sunday supper to fatten him up. No pea soup for him! A blessed evening to you, Dear Sister Mitza. Sincerely, Isabella W.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
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    Prancing! I was absolutely revolted. Does he ever wash? Sometimes, not very often but certainly in this case, you can tell immediately you wouldn't want someone in your home. Talk about tight elbows and loose wrists (numbers 1 – 3) but I noticed he does have another arm action (number 4) in his repertoire.

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    I wonder if they taught him to read? I can almost imagine him reading Harry Potter .. .. no, on second thoughts I can't imagine him reading anything. The best I can manage is a quiet cup of tea but that head comes swivelling around the back of your chair insisting on garbage it knows nothing about and if you ignore it the neck extends so the face is right in front of you spouting off drivel I'm sure you know the type. I doubt he could manage my first book about carrots.
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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by The Rev. Dwight Williams View Post
    That there video needs to be thrown into a volcano before it turns more children into homosexual Canadian vegans.
    Oh, Brother Williams, you are so right and those people sound like the type who might have voted for that Trudeau person, on their way to vegan, gluten-free restaurants. You know, I suspect those people are demon-possessed. That fellow in the middle is obvious anorexic (which is nothing that one of Aunt Isabella's Sunday night suppers couldn't fix) and that prancing he does is most annoying. I see nothing Godly about their message and I pray that they will repent and seek to please the Lord! Genesis 8:20 "And Noah builded an altar unto the Lord; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar."

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  • The Rev. Dwight Williams
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Can there be any doubt these vegans are as queer as Three Dollar Bills?


    That there video needs to be thrown into a volcano before it turns more children into homosexual Canadian vegans.

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    When I suggested making an intro., this is not really what I had in mind.

    I'd thought you might have come up with a new way of handling the ordure problem in India where parasitic worms are causing mental retardation.

    You don't mind me mentioning parasitic worms?

    Good.

    Next there's the question of racism.

    It's not something we tolerate here.

    If you watch the clip you'll see a few high jinks collecting eggs for the dinner table, a bit of tom-foolery in the kitchen. But moving into the main arena for some unknown reason a luminous demon idol is being adored. Nothing to do with race. Suggesting that a whole group would be demonic is quite unjust and as the wedding proceeds you'll notice what I assume is an Episcopalian (he's holding a prayer book) also possessed by the thing. But that's not how the scene commenced. Thus your theory is refuted.

    Oh, Dear Sister Mitza, that video clip is terrifying! Clearly, ALL of the people in it are demon-possessed. If you'll check around the 1:44 mark, you will see Satan himself appears at the back of the room. Not only that, but he fills the room with marijuana smoke. It's no wonder those people are acting so ungodly! But, I must say, at least the orchestra managed to play in-tune, not missing a beat, which is more than I can say about these so-called gospel singers:

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by urMOM hahaha View Post
    ..the demonic black people..
    When I suggested making an intro., this is not really what I had in mind.

    I'd thought you might have come up with a new way of handling the ordure problem in India where parasitic worms are causing mental retardation.

    You don't mind me mentioning parasitic worms?

    Good.

    Next there's the question of racism.

    It's not something we tolerate here.

    If you watch the clip you'll see a few high jinks collecting eggs for the dinner table, a bit of tom-foolery in the kitchen. But moving into the main arena for some unknown reason a luminous demon idol is being adored. Nothing to do with race. Suggesting that a whole group would be demonic is quite unjust and as the wedding proceeds you'll notice what I assume is an Episcopalian (he's holding a prayer book) also possessed by the thing. But that's not how the scene commenced. Thus your theory is refuted.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by miDIKsosmall hahaha View Post
    ...Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!!...
    No, He says that He's going to kill them. Not specifically (pre-empting a stupid fallacy-loaded "bububbut..." there) but at the end, it will be the saved and the dead, and they aren't going to be in the saved.


    The Bible is yrMOM'd enough without you adding to it in your ignorance. Read it: www.kingjbible.com

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by urMOM hahaha View Post
    I know, right? Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!! And Trump will make America great by banning the demonic black people and kill all of the dumb animals that these stupid vegans want to save!!
    Young lady, you are making a mockery of the Gospel of the Lord Jesus! You should know full well that the good Lord never said any such thing about turning vegans into cheese. May I suggest that you repent of your sins immediately, and turn to Jesus before it's too late. If you continue this habitual lying, you will be roasting in a lake of fire for all of eternity with fire shooting out your eyeballs! Revelation 21:8 (KJV 1611) -- "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and ALL LIARS, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

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  • Brother Gonzalez
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    Originally posted by urMOM hahaha View Post
    I know, right? Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!! And Trump will make America great by banning the demonic black people and kill all of the dumb animals that these stupid vegans want to save!!
    Why this urge of making fun of a lovely community of Christians? Do we slam the door of your house shouting anti-gay stuff? So why do you do the reverse and come to our space to disturb our lives?


    Very bad boy. I will pray for you but it seems to me you are already decided to go to Hell.

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  • urMOM hahaha
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    I know, right? Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!! And Trump will make America great by banning the demonic black people and kill all of the dumb animals that these stupid vegans want to save!!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Can there be any doubt these vegans are as queer as Three Dollar Bills?


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  • iamveganandimgay
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    IM GAY AND VEGAN, AND THIS ARTICLE IS 100% TRUE,

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  • Audrey MacMillan
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    My sister briefly flirted with the vegan lifestyle when she was a teenager. I was really put off by it and was hoping that she would come to her senses and see the light. It took her a few months, but she did give it up! I'm grateful that she did, because even though I love my sister, I had difficulties being around her when she was under the vegan spell.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Ge:4:3: And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
    Ge:4:4: And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
    Ge:4:5: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
    Ge:4:6: And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
    Ge:4:7: If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
    Ge:4:8: And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
    Ge:4:9: And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
    Ge:4:10: And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
    Ge:4:11: And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
    Ge:4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

    And so we see that vegans are murderers who care not for the ways of God Almighty - but choose instead to defy Him, although this means a life of shame.

    And what could be more shaming than the life of a Gay? Rightly reviled by all right-thinking people and despised by the moral majority.

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