[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy, I'm sorry for not replying earlier. I had heard about this satanic machine, and first thought the Swiss wanting to make the French dissapear in a void. But then I heard the same rumour about the collider as you did.

Born Again Bob's gaydar (portable version) confirmed this to be true, so I have spent the last few weeks in my shelter, wearing as much tinfoil as I could lay my hands on.

It may not have worked 100%, as it seems I have developped a slight lisp. Which - as you can imagine - isn't funny when speaking phlegm inducing languages. I will need to build in a de-esser in my bullhorn.

Apart from that, I'm happy to report I'm as straight as I always have been. Thank JESUS!

Rest assured, bother. Jesus has seen fit to melt a couple of that ungodly machine's wires. So the Mason's won't be able to start up their demonic Black Hole to the Abyss any time soon.

Anyone who doesn't believe in the power of prayer and Jesus have to be idiots at this point. All the doubters really have egg on their faces now.

[Wide-Open]

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Brother Remy, I'm sorry for not replying earlier. I had heard about this satanic machine, and first thought the Swiss wanting to make the French dissapear in a void. But then I heard the same rumour about the collider as you did.

Born Again Bob's gaydar (portable version) confirmed this to be true, so I have spent the last few weeks in my shelter, wearing as much tinfoil as I could lay my hands on.

It may not have worked 100%, as it seems I have developped a slight lisp. Which - as you can imagine - isn't funny when speaking phlegm inducing languages. I will need to build in a de-esser in my bullhorn.

Apart from that, I'm happy to report I'm as straight as I always have been. Thank JESUS!

[Remy Lebeau]

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HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

And who are "we"? The Masons?

How much did they pay you to come here and feed us such lies?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

Who is this "we" you speak of? Are you a member of the scientific community? Because if not, I think you need to have a seat, since I am about to blow your mind. This Hardon collider has nothing to do with science and everything to do with becoming God. It is a modern-day tower of Babel, where so-called "educated scientists" have stepped into God's domain and told God to take a hike. True Science(tm) is about looking at God's creation as is evident right before our eyes and not about tampering in the domain of microdemons and other such nonsense. I've made every single one of my scientific discoveries with nothing more than a pen or #2 pencil, a notebook, a magnifying glass and my copy of the 1611 King James Bible. I never needed some $14 billion dollar "machine" to "discover" anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

Jesus is the point, Nicky. You feel life is meaningless because you don't know Christ's loving embrace.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[nick61]

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The Large Hadron Collider will be activated within a matter of hours.

To the married community:

You all know what you need to be doing. I personally will be firmly planted inside my wife for the entire day as a bold stand for heterosexuality. Some of you are going to be wear electrified chastity belts. Some of you will be using hazmat suits. If you still have not developed a plan you had best head to the main church building ASAP.

To the single community:

Single church members need to form prayer circles. We are going to be mixing things up a bit for this occasion. Prayer circles should consist of boy-girl-boy-girl pattern. With the very real threat of homo erotic particles attempting to penetrate our minds and bodies we don't want anyone holding hands with the same sex. Yes, we know holding hands is alittle hot and heavy, but the alternative is too dire to take any other course. Participation is mandatory. Anyone who is not signed in by 0030hr will be automatically signed up for BASH the next day.

Prayer circles start at midnight. Schools in Freehold will be closed tomorrow as well as the university. Remember, Jesus is our friend. He is on our side. Let's stand up to Satan and his earthly minions. This gateway to the Abyss will not be allowed to let Satan and his demons entire our world physically. We must counter these particles with prayer. We will show them the power of real "God particles".

To those single members living in Europe:

You will be right at the epicenter. You have already been signed up for BASH. We have complete confidence that you will not give in the the demons' call to sodomy and rug munchery, but you will need to be purged in the light of Jesus nonetheless. It would be cruel of us to allow you to be subject to such a call for the rest of your natural life.

HAHAH. Could you be any more ignorant? We aren't trying to destroy the world. According to you, knowledge is the devil. Think about this, if we did not have knowledge and new studies there would be nothing to live for. LIFE IS POINTLESS AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT. There is no reason for us to be on this planet but to LIVE. So just live your life.

[Miss Maisie]

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I done read that they hope to start using Satan's Stargate again. Do they never learn?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brothers and Sisters, our prayers have been answered and the answer is thunderous. The mighty hand of Christ has destroyed this doomsday machine—hopefully forever.

GLORY! Let's hear it for Jesus!

Shout GLORY!! Who can doubt that the hand of the Lord God Almighty was at work there? PRAISE!!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Brothers and Sisters, our prayers have been answered and the answer is thunderous. The mighty hand of Christ has destroyed this doomsday machine—hopefully forever.

In a statement Thursday, the European Organization for Nuclear Research reported for the first time that a 30-ton transformer that cools part of the collider broke, forcing physicists to stop using the atom smasher just a day after starting it up last week.

GLORY! Let's hear it for Jesus!

[Remy Lebeau]

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You know well enough that I'll sneak back in like a U-boat.

A "U-boat" is something homer couples use to simultaneously sodomize each other when they can't decide on a "catcher". It's bad enough that you fill our forum with racism, but now homerism? Satan's hold on this one is strong.

You've been defeated, Teflon. Now apologize to me immediately.

[SUV]

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Snotty, Snotty, Snotty

[Teflon©]

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Don't you EVER refer to Brother Remy as "boy" again, do you hear me?!? You'll be banned so fast it'll make your beak break.

You know well enough that I'll sneak back in like a U-boat.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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To be honest, I don't give a damn what race or breed you are boy, for me everybody is equal. Your blood is a red as mine is and your turds smell like any other turd smells.

Don't you EVER refer to Brother Remy as "boy" again, do you hear me?!? You'll be banned so fast it'll make your beak break.

[Teflon©]

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Notice our friend Teflon hasn't made any argument whatsoever for his racist position? He thinks he can just make wild claims and all reality will bend to his bigoted wishes.



80.25% european
15.5% nigra
3.1% American Injun
1.15% Blood of JESUS

Yes, clearly I should ignore 81.4% of my blood in favor of a paltry 15.5%

80.4% water
15.5% salt
3.1% lemon juice

80.4% Salt
15.5% water
3.1% lemon juice

So if you wanted a glass of water and all you had were the blue option and the red option you'd pick the blue option since it's the closest to drinking water, right?

CLICK HERE and HERE, racist. Appearantly, you missed it.

Check and mate

Enjoy your infraction. We don't like intolerant racists around here.

To be honest, I don't give a damn what race or breed you are boy, for me everybody is equal. Your blood is a red as mine is and your turds smell like any other turd smells.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Notice our friend Teflon hasn't made any argument whatsoever for his racist position? He thinks he can just make wild claims and all reality will bend to his bigoted wishes.

sorry dude, if you are born black (or half black or anything else that is not white) you will never become white. Just accept that fact. I'm not saying that being from an other ethnic race is bad, all people are equal, but people should stand behind their ethnic heritage and not forsake it.

80.25% european
15.5% nigra
3.1% American Injun
1.15% Blood of JESUS

Yes, clearly I should ignore 81.4% of my blood in favor of a paltry 15.5%

80.4% water
15.5% salt
3.1% lemon juice

80.4% Salt
15.5% water
3.1% lemon juice

So if you wanted a glass of water and all you had were the blue option and the red option you'd pick the blue option since it's the closest to drinking water, right?

CLICK HERE and HERE, racist. Appearantly, you missed it.

Check and mate

Enjoy your infraction. We don't like intolerant racists around here.