[Jean Poole]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

LOL, this post clearly shows you are defeated.

Mr. Lebeau invoked the name of JESUS CHRIST to support his argument. As a True Christian ™, Jesus supports him 100%. You cannot win any debate against a True Christian ™, Monkey Man.

GLORY!

[Brother V]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

If the hardon collider creates a black hole, and kills everyone...

Well, from the things I've heard about black holes, .. ok, here's what wiki says about black holes

A black hole is a theoretical region of space in which the gravitational field is so powerful that nothing, not even electromagnetic radiation (e.g. visible light), can escape its pull after having fallen past its event horizon.

So if there's a black hole and it sucks us all in, and we all die, and nothing can escape...

Will my soul still make it to heaven? Will heathen scum still go to hell?

I don't want to be stuck in a black hole caused by hardons, with fags for the rest of eternity!

YIC
V

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

Since this is the most complex machine ever build they have to do tons of analyzing but unfortunately it's just beyond your grasp of understanding. The initial tests are just to confirm if the machine works properly, looking for instance if the super magnets are aligned properly and many many other parameters that need to be checked. For a debater you seem to know little or nothing about the subject mentioned here.

It supposedly shots a "proton" through a tube. WOW, so advanced and hi-tech!!!

Oh, I see. It's just "so complex"? And "beyond my understanding" too?

Sounds to me like you've got nothing.

I accept your surrender. That's debate number 80, folks. Pretty easy win I'd say. Gotta get around to updating my sig.

[Teflon©]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

Oh, really. Funny thing is, it is YOU who have evading MY questions.



The supposed "proton" made its way through the tube in both directions during two separate "tests". So how much analyzing DO they have to do, sinner?

The thing supposedly works. The logical conclusion would be that they would fire both "protons" in opposite directions now. What's the hold up?

Teflon: *cricket noises*

Didn't think so.



He's clearly got nothing. This debate is clearly in the bag. That will make this my... 80th victory?

Since this is the most complex machine ever build they have to do tons of analyzing but unfortunately it's just beyond your grasp of understanding. The initial tests are just to confirm if the machine works properly, looking for instance if the super magnets are aligned properly and many many other parameters that need to be checked. For a debater you seem to know little or nothing about the subject mentioned here.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

LOL, this post clearly shows you are defeated.

Oh, really. Funny thing is, it is YOU who have evading MY questions.

How much analyzing would a person need? They supposedly shot a proton through a very long fire hose. If the so-called "proton" made its way through the tubes then the test is complete - Nothing to analyze.

The supposed "proton" made its way through the tube in both directions during two separate "tests". So how much analyzing DO they have to do, sinner?

The thing supposedly works. The logical conclusion would be that they would fire both "protons" in opposite directions now. What's the hold up?

Teflon: *cricket noises*

Didn't think so.

Did the LHC transport you to Bizarro Land?

He's clearly got nothing. This debate is clearly in the bag. That will make this my... 80th victory?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

LOL, this post clearly shows you are defeated.

Did the LHC transport you to Bizarro Land?

[Teflon©]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

Shut up, you tired old numbskull. Funny how you seem to have all the inside info, eh? We know that Richard Dawkins and the Masons are paying you to come here and spew your lies. How much analyzing would a person need? They supposedly shot a proton through a very long fire hose. If the so-called "proton" made its way through the tubes then the test is complete - Nothing to analyze. Caught you in a lie you sneaky snake!!!

Jesus and I see right through you. You're a satanist and a communist! Your demon lords will not prevail! PRAISE JESUS!!!

LOL, this post clearly shows you are defeated.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

If anything, a cozmik member. That's where the homo particles come from. Pure homersexurality.

I heard they turned it on today! Does anyone know what time exactly, because at 2:35pm Pacific time, out of the blue, for no reason at all, I thought to myself: "I should get Cher's Greatest Hits on CD." Was that Hardon thing on at 2:35?!?!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

By the way: What is this...Member-thingy...supposed to collide with? Some sort of cozmik cooter?

If anything, a cozmik member. That's where the homo particles come from. Pure homersexurality.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

Of course they tested it, what else would they do with a brand new piece equipment? And why waiting to try it out again? Because they must process the results of the test before continuing to the next step. This machine is not like a car or anything, it's way more complex and requires careful handling to get the correct results. Scientists predict that it will take some years before the full potential of this machine will be reached.

Shut up, you tired old numbskull. Funny how you seem to have all the inside info, eh? We know that Richard Dawkins and the Masons are paying you to come here and spew your lies. How much analyzing would a person need? They supposedly shot a proton through a very long fire hose. If the so-called "proton" made its way through the tubes then the test is complete - Nothing to analyze. Caught you in a lie you sneaky snake!!!

Jesus and I see right through you. You're a satanist and a communist! Your demon lords will not prevail! PRAISE JESUS!!!

[SUV]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

By the way: What is this...Member-thingy...supposed to collide with? Some sort of cozmik cooter?

[Teflon©]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

One of our maids starts banging on my bedroom door. I told her not to disturb me and the misses for the entire day. I told her to leave us, but she keep on knocking. "Massuh, Remy!! Massuh, Remy!!! Dem sintist ain't turned on dat muhshin!!! Dey's only test'n it!!!". Latasha normally has a good head on her shoulders so dislodged from my wife, got dressed and read the report. There was alot of sly talk, but I could tell that they failed and were trying to cover it up. Why "test" it today and then wait months to try it out again? They've already tested it before? What's the hold up?

Of course they tested it, what else would they do with a brand new piece equipment? And why waiting to try it out again? Because they must process the results of the test before continuing to the next step. This machine is not like a car or anything, it's way more complex and requires careful handling to get the correct results. Scientists predict that it will take some years before the full potential of this machine will be reached.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

One of our maids starts banging on my bedroom door. I told her not to disturb me and the misses for the entire day. I told her to leave us, but she keep on knocking. "Massuh, Remy!! Massuh, Remy!!! Dem sintist ain't turned on dat muhshin!!! Dey's only test'n it!!!". Latasha normally has a good head on her shoulders so dislodged from my wife, got dressed and read the report. There was alot of sly talk, but I could tell that they failed and were trying to cover it up. Why "test" it today and then wait months to try it out again? They've already tested it before? What's the hold up?

Friends, our prayers have been answered. The secular atheist pseudo scientist have failed to open their gateway to the Abyss. Although they did channel the power of satan, they only managed to channel half the power of satan at any given time; therefore, they were unable to shatter the fabric of space-time and open a portal to the Abyss. Our prayers set them back so badly that they won't be able to gather enough satanic energy to retry their failed experiment for at least a few months.

Let no one ever say that God does not answer prayers.

Jesus : 1
Satan: 0

Pat yourselves on the back and...

!!!PRAISE JESUS!!!

I think you all owe Jesus alittle something extra this Sunday when the collection trough comes around during service.

[Teflon©]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

Nothing happened yet so I assume that it was another doomsday craze that swept around, nothing new in recent years.

[SUV]

Re: "Erect Hard-On Collider" to be activated

I knew it, see, I just knew it. That Name - that terrible Name.

I Hope© everyone can read this, because I am averting my eyes from the monitor as I type