Pa got me a present for joining him at an NRA rally!!

[BibleReader2231]

We had a snow day today and I decided to join my Pa at an NRA protest. At the rally, I got to hold one of Pa’s extra handguns. It felt really good. Afterwards we made a stop by a local gun show that showcases guns every Saturday. Funny how they have a gun show there every week and almost every day but that’s beside the point. As of today he finally decided I need my own gun. I’m so excited! I’m worried about people giving me nasty looks for having such a thing but if it’s a libtard baby killer I’ll proudly show it to them every chance I get. Nothing illegal there. What do all of you think? Also, you can’t take this away from me!

[Faith_Machine]

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That is one pretty rifle, my young friend. I sure would love to see the look on some liberal's face when you walk by, exercising your open-carry rights!

[DolliMoans]

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That's quite a gun, Maxine! Some day, you must get your father's permission to visit the Moans homestead, and come see the considerable armory bequeathed to me by Mr. Moans. I've been training my sons and daughters proper gun training to keep our neighborhood safe from goths, gays and manic depressives!

[Dana723]

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That is a nice gun! You'll be blowing away lieberals in no time, like a big girl

[BrotherLarry]

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Sister Maxine,


Your father must truly love you! I hope you'll make him proud by bagging some witches this coming Halloween. Remember to follow the laws of the land, as Christ dictates this! You females are so touchy that it will be tempting to reach for that gun at the drop of a hat, but you must be sure you're obeying your state's statutes at all times.


In prayerful support,
BrotherLarry

[BibleReader2231]

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Anyone that tries to disarm me, I’ll just say I carry it over my neck in case of wild coyotes or such like Mister CJ Grisham one of my heroes did in Godly Texas. People try to say he manipulates situations to victimize himself but I say personally that his gun is a given right by GOD.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Pa got me a present for joining him at an NRA rally!!

his gun is a given right by GOD.

Amen to that. Arming oneself is not only a divine right, it is a divine commandment (Luke 22:36). If you don't own a weapon, you will go to Hell (James 2:10). These two verses prove that the liberal gun "control" (read: gun ban) agenda is inherently Satanic. It is a well known fact that the Democrats want to take away our guns so that inner city types and Islamists can murder us more easily, but what most people don't know is that this will also get us sent to Hell afterwards.



You hear me David Hogg? You hear me Ocasio-Cortez? I follow Jesus, so you can have MY guns when you pry them from my cold dead hands! Shout glory!

[BibleReader2231]

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Mister Lukes I thought I would bring this video to your attention. I think I need a colt 1911 now....

No this video isn’t satire! It’s actually trying to answer the question about what gun Jesus himself would carry!!!!! BLESS!!!!

[Dennis Lukes]

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Mister Lukes I thought I would bring this video to your attention.

He doesn't answer the question until 3:50, and he answers it wrong. He specifically reads Revelation 2:27, which says "And he shall rule them with a rod of iron," and then claims Jesus wouldn't carry a gun.

What is this but a rod of iron?

I think I need a colt 1911 now....

So you can hold it sideways and rob liquor stores with your homies? No, young Miss Levantine, you need a more Christian firearm. Colt is an American company and it helped slaughter the Injuns to win the West for Christ. However, in the present day, they're too associated with the inner city. Ask your father for a good old Winchester rifle, just like Jesus would carry.

[BibleReader2231]

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I prefer weapons that can carry at least 30 bullet magazines at a time. It’s much safer that way if a mob of liberals came at me. A gun that can only shoot six bullets or less without reloading just doesn’t seem safe to me in a self defense situation.

[Mrs Abigail Williams]

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What a beautiful rifle! It's so lovely to see young people fighting against the gun ban agenda.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pa got me a present for joining him at an NRA rally!!

I prefer weapons that can carry at least 30 bullet magazines at a time. It’s much safer that way if a mob of liberals came at me. A gun that can only shoot six bullets or less without reloading just doesn’t seem safe to me in a self defense situation.

Wonderful news, Dear, and thank you for telling us of it. Your new weapon will come in very handy during times like this (not that I hope that you should have this type of situation): Exodus 22:2,3 "If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him. If the sun be risen upon him, there shall be blood shed for him; for he should make full restitution; if he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft." May God richly bless you and your Pa!