[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

It's not perverted if you both agree to it and enjoy it.

By that logic, Boston pancakes and rusty trombones aren't perverted. You truly are a sickening tart.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Maybe, but you guys make everything looking perverted.
It's good that you don't know how perverted I can be together with my man, I think you would get a shock of it, or maybe you would get jealous

It's not perverted if you both agree to it and enjoy it.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Yes... but God knows, Libra, and that is all that really matters.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

It's good that you don't know how perverted I can be together with my man, I think you would get a shock of it, or maybe you would get jealous

That's enough with the bawdy talk. You'd make Ron Jeremy blush, you nauseating trollop.

[Lithium]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Not all animals display this perverted behaviour, so the ones that do deserve to be put down! Call it NATURAL SELECTION!

Maybe, but you guys make everything looking perverted.
It's good that you don't know how perverted I can be together with my man, I think you would get a shock of it, or maybe you would get jealous

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Isn't that what animals do ? You can't train them with a Bible or make them understand your way of living, than please don't get animals and leave them alone.
When it was a puppy ... really the sniffing is just curiousity, it's an animals way to discover the world.
Licking themselves is the same as taking a bath/shower, dry humping is enthousiasm.
You guys really make everything turn into sex, are you this frustrated because you never will enjoy it ?

Not all animals display this perverted behaviour, so the ones that do deserve to be put down! Call it NATURAL SELECTION!

[Lithium]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Isn't that what animals do ? You can't train them with a Bible or make them understand your way of living, than please don't get animals and leave them alone.
When it was a puppy ... really the sniffing is just curiousity, it's an animals way to discover the world.
Licking themselves is the same as taking a bath/shower, dry humping is enthousiasm.
You guys really make everything turn into sex, are you this frustrated because you never will enjoy it ?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Why would you name a male dog Penelope?

What are you talking about witch!?! Penelope was a female dog. A PERVERTED female dog who licked herself and smelled cats behinds!

Utterly DEPLORABLE!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

I don't doubt it for a moment.

Rot in HELL Penelope you disgusting pervert!

Why would you name a male dog Penelope?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Thank God you finally had that mutt put down! The mangy thing was constantly dry-humping my leg and soiling my trousers.

I hope you didn't get any puppy brains on your patent leather shoes, Brother Hatchet.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

He was a disgusting dog with a hairy little pecker.

She* but yes, just the same.

I was just thinking I may get rid of ALL my animals. It's absolutely DISGUSTING how they sit and lick themselves all day.

[Nobar King]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

He was a disgusting dog with a hairy little pecker.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

I just want to add that she sniffed my groin before I sent her to doggy Hell. She was an uncontrollable harlot.

I don't doubt it for a moment.

Rot in HELL Penelope you disgusting pervert!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Thank you Brother, it meant the World to me! Tomorrow I'm going to bake you a blueberry pie and a rhubarb pie. I know how much you love them.

Thank you, Sister. I cannot wait to eat your pie.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

I was happy to do it for you, Sister, although my heel is a little sore from kicking her skull in. I'm sure everyone will keep me in their prayers for a speedy recovery.

Thank you Brother, it meant the World to me! Tomorrow I'm going to bake you a blueberry pie and a rhubarb pie. I know how much you love them.