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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Sinner the only place you stand is next to the gutter vomiting and high on dope.
    That probably proves to be an awful sensation. It's not even mentionable, however, when compared to the absolute terror and repugnance of Hell. This sinner had better get used to the feeling.

    You are partially right however in that God sent you to His forum so that you possibly could be yanked back from the precipice. He does not want you to roast in hell but he did give you the free will to do so if you choose.
    And so far, he is choosing to go to Hell. It's rather droll that even though we warn him of the consequences and offer him the ability to escape an eternity of torture (for a relatively small fee), he persistently refuses.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    So, you know my standing with God? Last time I checked, the on two who know where I stand with God are him and me. Not you.
    Sinner the only place you stand is next to the gutter vomiting and high on dope.

    You are partially right however in that God sent you to His forum so that you possibly could be yanked back from the precipice. He does not want you to roast in hell but he did give you the free will to do so if you choose.

    Let us help you find the True Path to Righteousness®. You may begin by clicking the PayPal button below and tithing generously

    YIC,
    Sayved

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
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    Da:10:15: And when he had spoken such words unto me, I set my face toward the ground, and I became dumb.

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  • The most pathetic dopehead
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Could you share with us exactly how you show your love and respect for Him? Verbally, through thoughts, and feelings, also through trying to treat people decently.

    Other than the continual disrespectful behavior of not putting forth the required effort to hit the SHIFT key to capitalize His holy pronouns, that is.

    Got a favorite Bible verse? A lot of favorite Bible verses, such as:
    John 10:10, John 3:7, John 3:16, the entire 54th chapter of Isaiah, and Revelation 12:10.

    What sins do you not engage in anymore?

    Do you know how God spots a Christian?
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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    I don't, I'd rather not damage my lungs.
    Oh, it must be a different kind of dope. Are you ready to give up the drugs and be filled with Jesus instead? You have nothing to lose except an eternity in Hell.

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  • The most pathetic dopehead
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by Mr. Seth Cochran View Post
    If you smoke the marijuana, you're not a Christian.
    I don't, I'd rather not damage my lungs.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    Listen, I love Jesus and he loves me. Therefore I WIN!
    Could you share with us exactly how you show your love and respect for Him?

    Other than the continual disrespectful behavior of not putting forth the required effort to hit the SHIFT key to capitalize His holy pronouns, that is.

    Got a favorite Bible verse?

    What sins do you not engage in anymore?

    Do you know how God spots a Christian?

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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    Listen, I love Jesus and he loves me. Therefore I WIN!
    If you smoke the marijuana, you're not a Christian. Jesus hates drugs.
    "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven." Matthew 7:21
    Do what Jesus says and then you might become a Christian. Look son, Jesus is more than willing to forgive your sins, but you have to calm down a little bit first so we can tell you how. Jesus is a perfect gentleman. He won't force himself on you. You have to ask him to become Lord and Savior of your life, but right now your mouth is too full of accusations and personal attacks to say anything else. Let me know when you're ready to be civil.

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  • The most pathetic dopehead
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Listen, I love Jesus and he loves me. Therefore I WIN!

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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    Seriously, I have been saved for about twelve Years.
    But you're still a pathetic pothead? I can see right through your demonic facade. You're no Christian.

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  • The most pathetic dopehead
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    Seriously, I have been saved for about twelve Years. I love Jesus the Christ and I know he loves me. I also know that I am where I should be with him. I can assuredly say that If I were to go toes up today that I would go to be with God for eternity. God has given me that assurance.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    I have been saved for about twelve ears.
    Your posts are getting cornier by the minute, friend.
    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    Oh came on, twas a joke. I have been called similar and worse things jokingly before and I luaghed at the jokes. In fact, I have a habbit of making fun of people that I like and respect. And often times, if people like or respect me they will make fun of me too. Tis all in good fun.
    Yes, they like and/or respect you. Keep telling yourself that, friend, and someday you'll believe it.

    Now, getting back to your original post -- you know, in the thread you yourself derailed?

    You claim we are all dead inside. Dead to sin, perhaps. Dead to the evil of this world, indeed. But we are ALIVE in Christ, and He is our guiding light!

    Don't you also wish to cast aside sins of fornication, sodomy, polyculture, wearing of blended fabrics, and living in a house without parapets? Don't you want to live a pure and Godly life, as we do?

    Then, and only then, you can join us in Heaven, praising and servicing God without ceasing for all eternity!

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  • The most pathetic dopehead
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    Oh came on, twas a joke. I have been called similar and worse things jokingly before and I luaghed at the jokes. In fact, I have a habbit of making fun of people that I like and respect. And often times, if people like or respect me they will make fun of me too. Tis all in good fun.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    So, you know my standing with God? Last time I checked, the on two who know where I stand with God are him and me. Not you.
    He and I would be correct. The verb "to be" takes the nominative case. Pronouns in Reference to God are capitalized.

    You may claim you have many ears, you may claim you are Saved, to the objective outside observer, all that we have is your posts. Posts which seem filled with insult, invective and hate - hardly the actions of a True Christian.

    Furthermore, I have no idea how you went about being Saved, what level of acceptance you gave to Jesus. For all I know, it might be whilst staggering out of some cat-house, high on drugs, filled with alcohol and from the gutter saying, "Oh God, save me!"

    I think you must try and make your mark at Landover.

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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    Re: Do you ever think?

    Originally posted by The most pathetic dopehead View Post
    Pastor Ezekiels avatar makes him look like a serial killing meth head.
    How dare you attack our Godly Pastor! I'll have you know that he's the only person responsible for my current status in life. I'm closer to Jesus than I've ever been and he's the person that guided me there. You're nothing more than an idiotic, crack-addicted, dope head here to criticize our Lord Jesus Christ and his servants with baseless accusations and inane babble! Did you think that when you attacked the character of such a Godly man, I'd take that sitting down? You have no clue what you're talking about you wretched sinner! Without the mercy of the Pastors here, especially that of Pastor Ezekiel, you would have been banned before you signed up! You owe him big time just for letting you stick around and spew your Satanic garbage! Get the hence, sinner!!

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