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  • Brother Love
    Yes, THAT Brother Love!
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 403

    #1

    MONK-ey Predictions for 2007!!

    Someone sent me this article about a FALSE PROPHET living among us in our own modern times.

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    Now this DEMON named HAIR-field (notice the homersexualism in his name?) has made some "predictions" about 2007 and please notice that the article refers to him as an "American Monk." Really? DEMONIC MONKEY is more like it!! Now let's take a quick look at his "predictions."

    This UNGODLY CRACKPOT predicts that "Islamic factors will flare up in the Middle East in June 2007, with nuclear devices being involved." Well I don't think you have to be a real whiz to figure that one out! Of course there's going to be a nuclear event in the Middle East and GOD is the one who is going to make it so! The Almighty has just about had enough of those RAGHEAD Mudslimes and their "praying" to that IDOLATEROUS city to the East called MeCocka (or whatever the idolatrous places name is).

    The Evil Whack Job then predicts that "Israel is going to attack Iran, and the situation in Iraq will worsen." You can bet you last BUCK Israel is going to attack Iran and you can count on it just as soon as God gives the command! Anyone who is a TRUE CHRISTIAN already knows this, HAIRY MONK-EY MAN!!

    Now this "monk" goes on to say, "There will be a terrorist attack somewhere in the "heartland" of America, late spring or summer of 2007." Notice he says the attack will be in the part of our blessed nation where God's ONLY True Christian Church is located? In America's heartland! THAT is wishful thinking on the part of this SINNER I think! Sinners would like nothing better than to see God's only True Church destroyed. LBC stands for and PROCLAIMS God's TRUTH and the LIE-BERAL SINNERS out there just cannot stand it can they? To the FALSE PROPHET making these predictions I say, "Keep on dreaming, brother!" because it AIN'T going to happen!!

    This Hairy Monkey SINNER goes on to predict that "The Northwest will continue to be inundated with huge storms. The West Coast will also be hit with storms, with flooding in Southern California, this year." Well of course! God HATES those areas of our nation because they are full of HOMERSEXUALS, nigras, and Messycans! How long does this Homer Monkey think God is going to put up with all the sin? God is getting ready right now to STRIKE the West Coast and Northwest because the Almighty has had enough of the SODOMITES and "people of color." They are ALL an OOZING BOIL on God's HOLY rear-end, folks!!

    The LYING TEACHER also predicts, "A major quake on the East Coast will come before one in Los Angeles." And, that "A large number of tornadoes will occur in unexpected places during late Feb. or March 2007." I'm not saying all this will happen BUT if it does you can rest assured that it will be the result of GOD'S HOLY WRATH brothers and sisters! On the West Coast we have the modern version of Sodom and Gomorrah! On the East Coast everyone has turned against our God ORDAINED President GWB (who, BTW, had to make a speech on TV this evening pretending that his GODLY PLAN in Iraq is a failure. It ain't a failure folks! GWB is just momentarily being MISLEAD by those VILE LIE-BERALS and Commie's now controlling Congress. BUT, that will soon change because the LORD is about to give GWB another MESSAGE to start taking entire nations off the face of the planet. Are ya ready? The RAPTURE is JUST around the corner FOLKS! Praise God!!

    The SINNER also predicts, "Hawaii will be hit by tsunamis coming from two directions." Well A-HOL-LA Hawaii deserves that for sure!! If this happens it will be because God is sick and tired of watching those BUTT-NAKED SAVAGES dancing around in their grass skirts (MEN included). Yet, another EVIL HAVEN for HOMERSEXUALISM! Two tsunamis hitting Hawaii from two directions would seal the fate of the ISLANDS OF SIN and Hawaii will go down on the SAME page in God's Heavenly Book that SODOM is on! PRAISE THE LORD!!

    The MONK-EY HEATHEN also predicts, "Hurricanes could start affecting Europe." No hairy SINNER MONKEY! Hurricanes WILL start affecting UR-UP!! God hates foreigners and especially UR-a--PEE-ins (hehe)! The Lord is sick of those faggot nancy-boy FRENCHMEN and those HARLOT, "I just can't get enough SEXxxx," Italians! He is disgusted with those SOUR KRAUTS and He is disgusted with all the rest of the UR-a-PEE-ins! But, most especially the Lord Almighty has had it up to His GODLY TESTICLES with those ENGLISH FAGS and their HARLOT QUEEN!! So WATCH OUT...UR-UP!! Thank God Almighty IF this all happens!! GLORY!!

    The SINNER also predicts, "There will be a flare up with North Korea. Bolivia could also have unrest." Well what's new? Those SAVAGES in Bolivia are always in a state of unrest AND those SHORT SLANTS in Korea are nothing but trouble-makers! This isn't a prediction! It's a FACT lying tongue of the DEVIL!! PRAISE JeSuS!!

    And finally, this: "Despite the oncoming calamities he foresees, Hairfield believes that the notion of 'end times' is a "human illusion" and that the concept is used to instill fear into people. He cited the Hopi legend of the Blue Sun as a time of peace and healing that follows after the difficult events humanity is facing." The notion of the END TIMES is a human illusion? No! It's not an illusion! It's a GODLY FACT!! This HAIRY HOMO is just HOPING that the End Times are an "illusion" so he won't have to try to save his own BUTT! And, along with all this demonic predicting GARBAGE this LYING Teacher has to throw in a FALSE DOCTRINE from those BUTT NAKED SAVAGES called the HOPI? God does NOT speak to SAVAGES!! Especially BUTT naked SAVAGES! Being naked is a SIN! Being proud of your nakedness is an even BIGGER SIN!! A man showing off his TESTICLES is an ABOMINATION in the eyes of the LORD!!

    Folks, now this is just more FALSE TRASH from the DEVIL'S WET LIPS. Don't put any faith in this FALSE PROPHET'S "predictions." Oh, these things might happen alright BUT if they do then it will be by the VENGEFUL HAND OF OUR LORD! Notice this SINNER left God completely out of the picture? Why am I NOT surprised?

    JESUS IS LORD!!
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    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


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  • TwinkBoy
    CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 212

    #2
    Re: MONK-ey Predictions for 2007!!

    Hello love, Love!!

    Hey...I've got an idea for your LARD almighty, love. Why doesn't he just obliterate the entire planet and everything on it and then it will all be OVER? Is that WACKO enough for ya DARLIN'??????????????
    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: MONK-ey Predictions for 2007!!

      Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
      The SINNER also predicts, "Hawaii will be hit by tsunamis coming from two directions." Well A-HOL-LA Hawaii deserves that for sure!! If this happens it will be because God is sick and tired of watching those BUTT-NAKED SAVAGES dancing around in their grass skirts (MEN included). Yet, another EVIL HAVEN for HOMERSEXUALISM! Two tsunamis hitting Hawaii from two directions would seal the fate of the ISLANDS OF SIN and Hawaii will go down on the SAME page in God's Heavenly Book that SODOM is on! PRAISE THE LORD!!
      Not Landover West, surely? If Hawaii is Sodom, then Pastor Al is Lot! Which I suppose must make Ching Lee Lot's wife (in a manner of speaking, not literally of course). No great loss there.
      Originally posted by Twinky Dink
      Hey...I've got an idea for your LARD almighty, love. Why doesn't he just obliterate the entire planet and everything on it and then it will all be OVER? Is that WACKO enough for ya DARLIN'??????????????
      Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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