Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

THAT is a stereotype if I have ever heard one......

[Deaner]

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Do i detect racism?

It's always been a political hot potato with this. Does the negro steal the pie because he's racist and hates white people? Maybe.

Or does the negro steal the pie because he's hungry because he has no money because he is too lazy to work? I dunno.

Your guess is as good as mine. No sense asking a darkie, they're born liars.

Dean

[Jesus is Lord]

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Pictures, evidence. Or else you are just making things up to make black people look bad.

Now why would we do that? Negroes do enough to make themselves look bad without having to make stuff up.

Do you think that a True Christian™ Lady would make up something like that? To do so would be to lie and lying is a sin. As True Christians™ are unable to sin* so it is not possible that it is made up.

I myself have seen a few darkies running off with a pie that one of my wives left cooling on the window sill. I release the dogs to chase after the thieves but usually they get over the fence before the dogs catch them.

All pictures and other evidence of this pie stealing is turned over to the Landover Security Forces so they can find these thieves and bring them to justice.


*1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

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Unfortunately, yes. Some Negras just can't help themselves.
Why, only today I had an Apple pie cooling on my window sill and some damnable Darkie was seen by my Mexican Gardener running off with it screaming "Ah Stole ya Pie Honkie"

Jesus Weeps.

Pictures, evidence. Or else you are just making things up to make black people look bad.

[Jesus is Lord]

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Do i detect racism?

Nope, no racism here. True Christians™ are not racist in the least. We just happen to understand and know GOD's place for Negroes and other colored folk.

It is a fact that the wild Negroe bucks have a tendency to steal pies cooling on window sills and to rape innocent white women.

If a Negroe repents of his wild ways and accepts JESUS into his heart he becomes white in the eyes of the LORD. I'd have no problems with Brother Remy becoming president as he was never a fully wild Negroe and has long repented of the wild ways he did have.

[Talitha]

Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

Do i detect racism?

Unfortunately, yes. Some Negras just can't help themselves.
Why, only today I had an Apple pie cooling on my window sill and some damnable Darkie was seen by my Mexican Gardener running off with it screaming "Ah Stole ya Pie Honkie"

Jesus Weeps.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

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we are not afraid of a black president, as long as said president has repented of his pie-stealing, white woman raping ways.

Do i detect racism?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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AMEN Brother Deaner.

Everybody is always trying to bring Whitey down.

WE are the minority! White, Wealthy, Republicans are the Minority!

You don't see us sitting on our gigantic roll butts on our porches all day doing nothing like a Porch Monkey, now do ya.

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Deaner]

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What if one of those flappy-lipped jungle bunny's comes in here and starts calling us "cracker" and stuff like that. They should be punished too; not only the white people.

Dean

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I shared this good news with my Nigress housekeeper and she was so excited she let out a mighty whoop and chucked her mop like a spear. It tapped my cup of coffee, sending the contents spilling onto the table so of course I had to fire her after she finished cleaning it up, but I'm sure her unSaved spirits were still soaring high knowing of this new rule.

Praise JESUS Sister Mary!

I bet she did a "jigaboo"!

Delighted, Sister Thumper

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

I shared this good news with my Nigress housekeeper and she was so excited she let out a mighty whoop and chucked her mop like a spear. It tapped my cup of coffee, sending the contents spilling onto the table so of course I had to fire her after she finished cleaning it up, but I'm sure her unSaved spirits were still soaring high knowing of this new rule.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Dear Little UnSaved Racists (who come onto our Godly Forum spewing hate speech):

We at Landover Baptist Church do not follow your bigoted ways. Unlike you, we do not refer to colored folk with derogatory terms. Instead, we use LBC/God-approved language, such as:

Colored person/folk
Darkie
Descendant of Ham (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Canaanite (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Negro/Negress
Nigra/Nigress

Brother,

Don't forget "Niglet" for baby tarbabies.

Thank you for posting this wonderful information.

With love and compassion, Sister Thumper

[Brother V]

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Such hate speech should never be tolerated!

As it's not a biblical term (kjv1611) I would never use it in polite conversation.

Sorry. No results found for "nigger" in Keyword Search.

Whereas Canaanite is used 68 times!

Praise Jesus that brother oyk is not niggardly and will stand up for what is right!

PRAISE JESUS!!!

YIC
V

[Talitha]

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I think ALL Racists that use nasty words against Coloured folks or even Ex-Negras like our Brother Remy deserve a big fat PUNCH IN THE FACE from Jesus©.

Praise The Lord™ Brother On Your Knees for bringing this matter to The Board.

[OnYourKnees]

Dear Little UnSaved Racists (who come onto our Godly Forum spewing hate speech):

We at Landover Baptist Church do not follow your bigoted ways. Unlike you, we do not refer to colored folk with derogatory terms. Instead, we use LBC/God-approved language, such as:

Colored person/folk
Darkie
Descendant of Ham (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Canaanite (LOOK IT UP, it's in Genesis)
Negro/Negress
Nigra/Nigress

The latter two are always capitalized, as they are proper terms for the Negroid race (much as Caucasian is the proper term for Godly White Folk).

We do not use the gutter slang word, "nigger", except in context to rebuke bigots like yourselves.

After several hours in deep prayer with Brother Love's good friend Deacon J. Daniels, a solution for this most vexing problem was revealed to me in a vision.

Jesus has decided that the use of this word has been deemed so awful, and so wrong, that anyone (who is not Saved or at least using it in the proper context of rebuking racist heathens) that mutters this word is automatically banned for 7 days!

Having unquestioning faith in Jesus, I have no doubt that this will help remove these evil people who have no desire to learn about God and Jesus from our midst.

Indeed, it is a shame that these heathens cannot realize that we are only here to share the unvarnished Truth about God's Word, and who God and Jesus are as described in God's Word (the KJV1611). Perhaps if they were to read their Bibles instead of spending all their time chatting online, they'd learn something about God.

Instead, they prefer to listen to Pastor Feelgood and his little snippets of happiness and joy! It's much easier to believe in a God and Jesus of your own design, who love everyone equally, than to learn about the real God and Jesus! The Bible tells us all about Him!

God hates sheep (and racist heathens).