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This is the Truth, Friends: I saw this very message on a Kentucky Fried Chicken marquee in the American South several years' ago on Easter Sunday.
This caused me to reflect: Had featherless, breaded Chicken parts somehow assembled back together and returned to Life as HE once did and Arose from the Fryer somehow, in anticipation of this Holy Day? Or had perhaps Colonel Sanders, a GODLY Man, had himself Ascended as a Reward from JESUS for bringing us the Joy of Fried Chicken Buckets over these many years?!
It's due to these and other thorny Theological questions that I sometimes do not Sleep well at night. God Bless Ambien!
This caused me to reflect: Had featherless, breaded Chicken parts somehow assembled back together and returned to Life as HE once did and Arose from the Fryer somehow, in anticipation of this Holy Day? Or had perhaps Colonel Sanders, a GODLY Man, had himself Ascended as a Reward from JESUS for bringing us the Joy of Fried Chicken Buckets over these many years?!
It's due to these and other thorny Theological questions that I sometimes do not Sleep well at night. God Bless Ambien!