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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by tinfoil View Post
    the Fire Enema Project.
    Is THIS what you mean?

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    Are you some kind of queer gook?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by tinfoil View Post
    You just admitted you don't think. Was that whole arguement put into your mind by god and you didn't think about it? Is that it? What if I think Baptists are Heathens? What then? And when does Jesus say "Vote for the Republican idiots"? Show me that verse.
    Jesus tells us what to do and what not to do. Republicans follow His commands, Demoncrats hate him, so it's pretty obvious who we should vote for. If you think Baptists are Heathens, what do you base that ill-informed opinion on?
    Originally posted by tinfoil View Post
    What if I already found that and went on this website because someone on GameFags said that they were complaining about how Mario is turning your child gay? GameFags is a good website, as is the Fire Enema Project.
    That hypothesis is irrelevant; in reality, you're an unsaved GameFag, and so you're here to get Saved and accept Christ.

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  • tinfoil
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    What if I already found that and went on this website because someone on GameFags said that they were complaining about how Mario is turning your child gay? GameFags is a good website, as is the Fire Enema Project.

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  • Deaner
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    Originally posted by tinfoil View Post
    Than what's the point of this site?
    To guide you to he wisdom and warm embrace of Our Lord and Saviour; Jesus Christ.

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  • tinfoil
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    Than what's the point of this site?

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by tinfoil View Post
    You just admitted you don't think. Was that whole arguement put into your mind by god and you didn't think about it? Is that it?
    Have you ever read Proverbs 3:5-6? Probably not.
    Try it.

    What if I think Baptists are Heathens? What then?
    Then I'll reply like this:
    Since when did what you think ever matter in the least?
    (It never did and still doesn't, that's when.)

    Opinions doesn't change the facts, never has, never will.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by tinfoil View Post
    You just admitted you don't think. Was that whole arguement put into your mind by god and you didn't think about it? Is that it? What if I think Baptists are Heathens? What then? And when does Jesus say "Vote for the Republican idiots"? Show me that verse.
    Obviously there was no voting back in the olden days. Are you that ignorant?

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  • tinfoil
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    You just admitted you don't think. Was that whole arguement put into your mind by god and you didn't think about it? Is that it? What if I think Baptists are Heathens? What then? And when does Jesus say "Vote for the Republican idiots"? Show me that verse.

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  • Mr Godwin
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    Originally posted by tinioril View Post

    I'm not an unsaved heathen. I'm a Presbyterian who believes that Jesus is the only way to heaven.

    (and blah blah)

    I bother with thinking because I'm not a Republican. I do praise Jesus, and it doesn't involve hate.
    I'm afraid I have bad news for you, Mr Tinioril.

    If you're a Presbyterian, you are a heathen and you are not Saved®. For your information, of course. I'm a man of facts, Mr Tinioril, I deal in cold hard facts. For many years my kin from Carolina were involved with that sissy false-church, but it so happened that we on my side of the family were true Baptists.

    Baptists read the whole Word of the living GOD, Mr Tinioril. We don't pick and choose what we like and leave out the rest. We don't interpret. We don't think. God doesn't want you to think, Mr Tinioril. He wants you to believe on Him. Utterly. For your information.

    Last summer after a tragic death in the family, two of my cousins from that side of the family finally saw the error of their ways and converted to true Baptist, and of course their wives converted right along with them, as it is proper for good wives to do. For your information. I'm a man of information, Mr Tinioril.

    I'm also a GODLY Republican, as Jesus commands. I do praise Jesus, but unlike an ignorant person such as yourself, I know what the Bible actually says, and I have bad news for you, some of God's Word most certainly does involve hate. If God hates, so do we hate. We follow GOD, and we don't question His Holy Word. For it is written thus:

    John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

    1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
    1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

    I hope this helps,
    Mr Tinioril.

    Sincerely,
    Brother Godwin


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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by tinioril View Post
    I'm not an unsaved heathen. I'm a Presbyterian who believes that Jesus is the only way to heaven.
    If you're Saved then why don't you obey the commandments?
    Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
    But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
    Matthew 7:21

    That's Jesus Himself speaking, and what's so hard for you to understand in what He says?

    Really, you can call yourself Saved all you want, but that doesn't make it so.
    As it looks right now, yours will be the fate of the people mentioned in Matthew 7:22-23
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name?
    And in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you:
    Depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
    Matthew 7:22-23

    As the Holy Bible says:
    But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves.
    James 1:22

    And that's what you're doing right now, deceiving yourself.
    He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
    1 John 2:4

    I do praise Jesus, and it doesn't involve hate.
    You praise nothing but a false fantasy god that you have created in your own image and named after Jesus.

    Ye that love the LORD, hate evil:
    He preserveth the souls of his saints;
    He delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked.
    Psalm 97:10

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  • tinfoil
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    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    Friend, you can be Mr. Smarty-Pants all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you're on the fast track to Hell. Instead of trying to find something clever to say (and missing the mark, I might add), maybe you should try to learn a thing or two while you're here.

    In my younger days, I too was an Unsaved heathen. Why, I once woke up in a stranger's closet wearing a fur hat I'd never seen before in my life! I realize now that I was simply over-analyzing things. Thinking too much, if you will. That's the work of Satan. He puts seeds of doubt into your mind. My life really turned around once I stopped thinking with my brain and started thinking with the Bible. Everything you need to know is already sorted out for you in the pages of the Holy Book. So why bother?

    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. (Deuteronomy 32:4)

    Praise JESUS, tinioral, may you find your way!
    I'm not an unsaved heathen. I'm a Presbyterian who believes that Jesus is the only way to heaven. What does a closet and a fur hat have to do with anything? What I'm learning is that if everyone was this kind of "Christian", Women would have no rights, everyone would be rascist, and we would be killing gay people left and right. And "witches". I bother with thinking because I'm not a Republican. I do praise Jesus, and it doesn't involve hate.

    P.S. It's tinioril. With an i.

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  • Larry Lee
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    Originally posted by tinioril View Post
    I read Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, The Gospels, and Revalation. I learned that I have to knock down walls with mildew on them. Do you do that? Oh, and have you heard of this thing called the Holocaust? Or the Spanish Inquisition? Or the Salem Witch Trials? All done faithfully in the name of God.
    Your reading doesn't seem to have increased your knowledge of God's dictates much.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Friend, you can be Mr. Smarty-Pants all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that you're on the fast track to Hell. Instead of trying to find something clever to say (and missing the mark, I might add), maybe you should try to learn a thing or two while you're here.

    In my younger days, I too was an Unsaved heathen. Why, I once woke up in a stranger's closet wearing a fur hat I'd never seen before in my life! I realize now that I was simply over-analyzing things. Thinking too much, if you will. That's the work of Satan. He puts seeds of doubt into your mind. My life really turned around once I stopped thinking with my brain and started thinking with the Bible. Everything you need to know is already sorted out for you in the pages of the Holy Book. So why bother?

    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. (Deuteronomy 32:4)

    Praise JESUS, tinioral, may you find your way!

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by tinioril View Post
    I read Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, The Gospels, and Revalation. I learned that I have to knock down walls with mildew on them. Do you do that?
    Just what are you talking about?
    There are but five verses in the KJV with the word mildew in them.
    (And not a single one of them are in the books you mentioned.)
    None of them mentions knocking down walls that have mildew on them.
    So no.

    Oh, and have you heard of this thing called the Holocaust? Or the Spanish Inquisition? Or the Salem Witch Trials? All done in the name of God.
    And you persecute us in the name of God;
    Because The servants of satan can, and will, pretend to be servants of God.
    Just look at the cathylicks.

    As for witch trials..
    If you've read Exodus, then most surely you know that witches are to be killed?
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
    Exodus 22:18

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by tinioril View Post
    I read Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, The Gospels, and Revalation. I learned that I have to knock down walls with mildew on them. Do you do that? Oh, and have you heard of this thing called the Holocaust? Or the Spanish Inquisition? Or the Salem Witch Trials? All done in the name of God.
    You have to become a True Christian™ before you can hope to understand the Holy Bible.

    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

    Also, try reading the entire Bible, not just the parts you like.

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