[Nobar King]

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That doesn't make any sense at all.

[HatePeace]

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The forum is obviously real but Landover Baptist Church is not.

[Max Bayes]

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Another heathen who assumes that the average Landover member is about as quick as a paraplegic snail, eh? You may think this is all a joke, but we'll see who is laughing when they are burning in the fires of eternal damnation.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Are you kidding me? This has got to be a joke.

Your own threads

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10357

So Jesus hates his own creation? Children with down syndrome and shrimp?

I am done with you people, this would not be the first time a prank on the internet has been pulled. This has got to be a joke.

Are you a retard with a short attention span because you were raised on TV? Read the posts and you will see were it says in Bible were God hates those things. As we said before we follow ALL of The Bible.

I am really freaking tired of losers like you stumbling in here claiming we are joke becuase you can't be bother to do five minutes worth of reading. No ReLLik, the only person who is a joke here is you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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So Jesus hates his own creation? Children with down syndrome and shrimp?

Read Romans ch. 9.

I am done with you people, this would not be the first time a prank on the internet has been pulled. This has got to be a joke.

We preach the entire Bible, with no alterations to make it more politically correct for modern liberals. We are therefore no more of a joke than the Bible itself is.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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So Jesus hates his own creation?

God created Osama Bin Laden. Do you believe God loves Osama Bin Laden? Would you like to walk around town holding a sign that says "God loves Osama Bin Laden"?

[Rellik]

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You have it wrong. son. We preach the LITERAL word of the Bible, not that panty-waist stuff you hear at the "NEW AGE" Christian churches. JESUS isn't coming back to toss rose petals, pal. He is coming back to KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO HELP HIM! Look it up in Revelation.

Are you kidding me? This has got to be a joke.

Your own threads

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10357

So Jesus hates his own creation? Children with down syndrome and shrimp?

I am done with you people, this would not be the first time a prank on the internet has been pulled. This has got to be a joke.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Really sir? You answered my question, with a question. To which I answered your question with a question. This is the person you call a pastor? Let me let you people in on something. I am sure this happens all the time, some outsider joins your forums questioning your believes and making fun of you. Ive read the posts, I read your sticky about someone attacking your forums. Your hearts are so filled with hate, what do you expect? Your forums promote hate, so that is what it attracts. My claims are only backed up by your pastor himself when he mentioned godhatesfags.com

You people are the reason real christians get such a bad rep. I would like to get a real answer around here, not just an "I am going to hell" or "Its the word of Jesus/god"

Waco, Texas, here we come!

You have it wrong. son. We preach the LITERAL word of the Bible, not that panty-waist stuff you hear at the "NEW AGE" Christian churches. JESUS isn't coming back to toss rose petals, pal. He is coming back to KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO HELP HIM! Look it up in Revelation.

[Rellik]

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It's not our opinion they need to worry about. They need to worry about The Word of God.

This is the only real answer I have seen since I posted, though I am unsure about this persons faith as I have never met him/her. This is spot on, this is what I came here for. A person that thinks outside of the box.

[Rellik]

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You asked if this forum is real. You were told yes, in several ways.

Where is your confusion, "killer"?

I would like to be answered without a question. I have asked many questions, and many thought provoking questions and all I get in return is.........more questions.

Watch out for this young lady, she can read backwards. This has to be the work of the devil.

[JennyD]

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You people are the reason real christians get such a bad rep. I would like to get a real answer around here, not just an "I am going to hell" or "Its the word of Jesus/god"

You asked if this forum is real. You were told yes, in several ways.

Where is your confusion, "killer"?

[Rellik]

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That wasn't your question, was it? You asked if this forum is 'real' and whether we are serious. We are as serious as the Fires of Hell.

Really sir? You answered my question, with a question. To which I answered your question with a question. This is the person you call a pastor? Let me let you people in on something. I am sure this happens all the time, some outsider joins your forums questioning your believes and making fun of you. Ive read the posts, I read your sticky about someone attacking your forums. Your hearts are so filled with hate, what do you expect? Your forums promote hate, so that is what it attracts. My claims are only backed up by your pastor himself when he mentioned godhatesfags.com

You people are the reason real christians get such a bad rep. I would like to get a real answer around here, not just an "I am going to hell" or "Its the word of Jesus/god"

Waco, Texas, here we come!

[Bobby-Joe]

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That's your example? Godhatesfags.com? I saw the show about them on television. I would say they are about as crazy as you people are. Let me ask you this, what do other baptists think about your views and opinions? If they disagree with you are they not saved by Jesus or even baptists at all?

They hate us because they are false Christians and distort the Word of God.

[JennyD]

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We are as real as the Love of Jesus, and Heaven above!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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That's your example? Godhatesfags.com? I saw the show about them on television. I would say they are about as crazy as you people are. Let me ask you this, what do other baptists think about your views and opinions? If they disagree with you are they not saved by Jesus or even baptists at all?

That wasn't your question, was it? You asked if this forum is 'real' and whether we are serious. We are as serious as the Fires of Hell.