[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Jews are more sucessful then Christians

Yes, I can understand why you'd not want to be associated with black males. However, they're not all the violent, physically assaultive people you're accustomed to; in fact, we have several very dignified and upstanding ex-Negroes here at Landover! Maybe you'd like to learn more about the ex-Negro program?

Ex-Negro? Are you stuck in 1965 too? There is no such thing as an Ex-Negro. You are African-American from birth till the day you die. Perhaps you would like to hear a poem I wrote I recently performed at a poetry jam at a coffee shop here in Berkeley...

::ahem:::

EBONY AND IVORY
By Professor Tyeisha X

Ebony and Ivory...
Live together in perfect harmony...
or not
no
the piano is not tuned
the piano player is deformed with arthritis
white keys oppress black keys
terror
lynching
racism

but the real music lies in the ebony keys
oh yes
the sharps and flats add life
whites are dull and need to die
I ask myself...Why?

play our music
play our music
I am ebony for life
I am a woman who has a wife
fighting for civil rights against strife
while i play the fife
or not the fife

the ebony keys on the piano

THANK YOU.

[Nobar King]

Re: Jews are more sucessful then Christians

Do you know what the appropriate terms for these phrases are:

1. Blackball
2. Blacktop
3. Black screen
4. Black beans
5. Black dreams
6. Black hole sun
7. Back in Black
8. Black Latin Lover
9. Baby got Black
10. Fade to Black
11. Blackout

How do you feel about photographers always talking about white balance? That must really piss you off. Did you spit at that joo Annie Liebowitz when she came to take your picture and mentioned 'white balance'? You probably thought she was speaking some kind of 'cocaine code', didn't you?

I can't believe how hypocritical you are just because you have a little more melanin in your skin than I do (and don't have a penis, so you really can't be better).

[Get Thee Hence!]

Re: Jews are more sucessful then Christians

Ex-Negro? Are you stuck in 1965 too? There is no such thing as an Ex-Negro. You are African-American from birth till the day you die. Perhaps you would like to hear a poem I wrote I recently performed at a poetry jam at a coffee shop here in Berkeley...

::ahem:::

EBONY AND IVORY
By Professor Tyeisha X

Ebony and Ivory...
Live together in perfect harmony...
or not
no
the piano is not tuned
the piano player is deformed with arthritis
white keys oppress black keys
terror
lynching
racism

but the real music lies in the ebony keys
oh yes
the sharps and flats add life
whites are dull and need to die
I ask myself...Why?

play our music
play our music
I am ebony for life
I am a woman who has a wife
fighting for civil rights against strife
while i play the fife
or not the fife

the ebony keys on the piano

THANK YOU.

Was there some ditonic gook comma background jangle that accompanied this heathen "jam"?

Maybe that would help explain why you don't fit, the sharps and flats you refer to are dissonant lies, whilst the white keys resonate in perfect harmony with the Lord and His trusty KJV.

Praise

[JennyD]

Re: Jews are more sucessful then Christians

Ex-Negro? Are you stuck in 1965 too? There is no such thing as an Ex-Negro. You are African-American from birth till the day you die.

Professor, "African-American" isn't a race. It's an ethnicity. I'd think the illustrious Professor Bopeepsha X would know that, but I guess you're just another "black sheep", following after the divisive trends that your people put forth to avoid becoming Saved(c) True Christians(tm).

Why not give up the Negro lifestyle choice? If you want, you can give up the hip-hoppin', jazz-listenin', fawty-chuggin', wattamelon-chewin', and jive-talkin'. You can go from a nappy-headed ho to a fine True Christian(tm) lady. Wouldn't that be nice?