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  • Mr Novack
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2009
    • 11

    #1

    I just found something out

    lol you guys are all fake, o lawl

    The Landover Baptist Church is a real[1] Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

    The site was created by Jesus Christ,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a religious radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] Harper frequently appears at atheist conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith".[4] The website is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

    The real Landover Baptist Church is a divine revelation of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism. The church is located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The authentic church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.
    The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.


    You all are living fake lives, being fake people, o lawl, you are abunch of retards.


    LOL you piffletards think you are better then everyone else, you all abunch of lost souls.


    BTW, Pastor Deacon Fred, lol, you the biggest douche on the internet.

    Also going to contact your guys web host and get your website shut down.
  • angels
    Forum Member, lost in space
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 794

    #2
    Re: I just found something out

    Originally posted by Mr Novack View Post
    lol you guys are all genuine, o lawl

    The Landover Baptist Church is a real[1] Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

    The site was created by Jesus Christ,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a religious radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] Jesus frequently appears at atheist conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith".[4] The website is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

    The real Landover Baptist Church is a divine revelation of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism. The church is located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The authentic church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.
    The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.


    You all are living genuine lives, being genuine people, o lawl, you are abunch of retards.


    LOL you piffletards think you are better then everyone else, you all abunch of lost souls.


    BTW, Pastor Deacon Fred, lol, you the biggest douche on the internet.

    Also going to contact your guys web host and get your website shut down.

    You are a sad person. And so rude too.
    I know I'm real, certainly not fake.
    Now run along child.
    God Bless.

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    • Tertius The Scribe
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 452

      #3
      Re: I just found something out



      Wickedpedo? That's the best you can do, you little queer?

      Try harder, 4chan troll. We all know you won't shut down the power of JesOS, and we all know that you are just envious of Pastor Fred's status. Maybe you should go back to serving truckers at the Gas N' Go.

      May Jesus bring death and destruction upon you and all nonbelievers! AMEN!!! PRAISE!!!

      Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


      All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: I just found something out

        Originally posted by Mr Novack View Post
        You all are living fake lives, being fake people, o lawl, you are abunch of retards.


        LOL you piffletards think you are better then everyone else, you all abunch of lost souls.


        BTW, Pastor Deacon Fred, lol, you the biggest douche on the internet.

        Also going to contact your guys web host and get your website shut down.
        Mr. Takeshi, (or should I say Mr. Joshua? ), we do not take threats like these lightly.

        We have informed the DoF.

        Expect a knock on your door soon.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • InGodWeTrust
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 98

          #5
          Re: I just found something out

          Originally posted by Mr Novack View Post
          You all are living fake lives, being fake people, o lawl, you are abunch of retards.
          How about you stop judging others?

          Originally posted by Mr Novack View Post
          LOL you piffletards think you are better then everyone else, you all abunch of lost souls.
          Following God's word and having guaranteed access to heaven means we're lost souls? Well, that's news to me.
          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #6
            Re: I just found something out

            Originally posted by Mr Novack View Post
            lol you guys are all genuine, o lawl

            The Landover Baptist Church is a real[1] Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

            The site was created by Jesus Christ,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a religious radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] Jesus frequently appears at atheist conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith".[4] The website is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

            The real Landover Baptist Church is a divine revelation of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism. The church is located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The authentic church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.
            The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.


            You all are living genuine lives, being genuine people, o lawl, you are abunch of retards.


            LOL you piffletards think you are better then everyone else, you all abunch of lost souls.


            BTW, Pastor Deacon Fred, lol, you the biggest douche on the internet.

            Also going to contact your guys web host and get your website shut down.

            What sarcasm. There's clearly a reason you are unsaved trash under investigation.

            Of course the LBC is real!

            I've never been happier since becoming a member of the staff here. My career as a weed puller a horticultureal professional at the lavish tithers-only golf course outdoor recreational facility has been most rewarding.

            And the paycheck that I'm required to kick back supports my poverty striken condition modest needs quite well.

            Why, just today I was fighting a flock of crows over a discarded McDonald's bag containing some left over french fries enjoying a light lunch and thinking about how well I'm doing here.

            I could couldn't be happier.

            So, Brother (?) Novack, take your sarcastic comments elsewhere. May I suggest some New Age church where your feelings might be welcomed - that is, if they can get their latte' addled minds focused on something other than their own selfish biases.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: I just found something out

              Thank you, Tannor. (Did you get a bargain on strike-throughs?)
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: I just found something out

                Yes, Brother Nobar, they are always cheaper by the dozen at our local mall's outlet store.
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #9
                  Re: I just found something out

                  Not this again.
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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