[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Whats a threesome?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

No forgive me. You are not familiar with my church - The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Apparently there are a few fellow Pastafarians on this forum (Ramen my fellow brothers and sisters)

Anyway, I'll stop bugging.

Do you really think we're not familiar with the atheist mockery that is that alleged "church"? You're not the first "noodlehead" to persecute us, and you likely and unfortunately won't be the last.

[fuserxrx]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

"Ramen"?
Forgive my ignorance but aside from having to do with noodles and soup, is there another meaning for that word. The reason why you closed your post with that word avoids me.
Perhaps I could take offense (if that was in fact your intention) if your offenses made sense!

No forgive me. You are not familiar with my church - The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Apparently there are a few fellow Pastafarians on this forum (Ramen my fellow brothers and sisters)

Anyway, I'll stop bugging.

[confedchick]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Sure.

Ramen sister.

"Ramen"?
Forgive my ignorance but aside from having to do with noodles and soup, is there another meaning for that word. The reason why you closed your post with that word avoids me.
Perhaps I could take offense (if that was in fact your intention) if your offenses made sense!

[fuserxrx]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

fuser - aside from what you've read in these forums, you know nothing about me. I certainly have never eluded to partaking in the disgusting practice of cannibalism.
Perhaps your accusation of others is merely a mask over your own sins and faults.

Sure.

Ramen sister.

[confedchick]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

What's gross is that you are a cannibal....confedchick..tee hee hee.

fuser - aside from what you've read in these forums, you know nothing about me. I certainly have never eluded to partaking in the disgusting practice of cannibalism.
Perhaps your accusation of others is merely a mask over your own sins and faults.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Its only a sin if you don't use protection... See, no way you can spread diseases. I mean if you really feel bad about it, you can always ask for forgiveness right? I always feel that if you honestly feel remorse and honestly want to be forgiven, then God will not say no. - Am i wrong?

Do you think God would allow people to sin as long as they say "Oops, sorry!" afterward? Repentance has to be honest and from the heart! If you go into sin deliberately expecting to just pray out a quick apology when you're done, you're obviously not truly repentant.
The bottom line is that fornication is a sin.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

1 Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

[*Genesis*]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

You are so wrong God has the giggles.
Sex is only for the creation of Gods Soldiers between a married man and his wives. A threesome can be acceptable if there is no 'protection' and you give it your all to make "little you's".
A proper Christian has no black, hispanic, european, whatever raced wife. Only a proper White lady with excellent cooking and cleaning skills.

On this subject, there is no room for argument, only agreement and clarification.

I guess all the black, Hispanic, European and whatever other races are out of luck for trying to be a Christian wife.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Its only a sin if you don't use protection... See, no way you can spread diseases. I mean if you really feel bad about it, you can always ask for forgiveness right? I always feel that if you honestly feel remorse and honestly want to be forgiven, then God will not say no. - Am i wrong?

You are so wrong God has the giggles.
Sex is only for the creation of Gods Soldiers between a married man and his wives. A threesome can be acceptable if there is no 'protection' and you give it your all to make "little you's".
A proper Christian has no black, hispanic, european, whatever raced wife. Only a proper White lady with excellent cooking and cleaning skills.

On this subject, there is no room for argument, only agreement and clarification.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Am i wrong?

Yes. You need to repent as well, and the course of action that you talk about doesn't sound very repentant to me.

[*Genesis*]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

Its only a sin if you don't use protection... See, no way you can spread diseases. I mean if you really feel bad about it, you can always ask for forgiveness right? I always feel that if you honestly feel remorse and honestly want to be forgiven, then God will not say no. - Am i wrong?

[Nobar King]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

You are looking at this the wrong way. Do you not read the Bible?

God is love and optimism.

Do you know what a hypocrite is?

[fuserxrx]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

fuser -
Just "DUH".

First - if a sexual partner is not living - that's an abomination. That's gross.
I shan't humor you with my convulsive outbursts but are you that brain damaged that you don't understand a person must be alive to procreate?

You should jump aboard the hell train.

What's gross is that you are a cannibal....confedchick..tee hee hee.

[neal]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

fuserxrx - you must've been dropped on your head as an infant.
The only recognized and acceptable method of intercourse is that between a man and a woman of the same race for the purpose of procreation.
You're just an antogonizer.

Be gone, troll.

Exactly - and having sexual relations with multiple partners increases the procreation rate and makes it more efficient. While you may condone the behavior of having relations with persons of different faiths and races (What's a race now, anyway), I look upon it as a mean to spread the word of Christ.

I figure the child will carry on after me, cause I am the father, and so shall the mother in the interest of the child.

You are looking at this the wrong way. Do you not read the Bible?

God is love and optimism.

[confedchick]

Re: Are threesomes a sin?

fuser -
Just "DUH".

First - if a sexual partner is not living - that's an abomination. That's gross.
I shan't humor you with my convulsive outbursts but are you that brain damaged that you don't understand a person must be alive to procreate?

You should jump aboard the hell train.