[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Is that you in your avatar?

Of course that is Mrs Roger. I hope this is not going to turn into one of those granny porn things.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

My dear, it is obvious the LORD Himself popped my quote into your post, to give your mind-farting a measure of Godly value.

Dear Jesus, I am humbled You would use me thusly. Amen.

Is that you in your avatar?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I have no idea how that quote of "Mrs. Rogers" got there. I did not quote it.

My dear, it is obvious the LORD Himself popped my quote into your post, to give your mind-farting a measure of Godly value.

Dear Jesus, I am humbled You would use me thusly. Amen.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I have no idea how that quote of "Mrs. Rogers" got there. I did not quote it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?

How would I know? The image of Jesus we have is deliberately not HIM to avoid worshiping graven images.

I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.

I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.

The problem isn’t you’re a homer, the problem is it is a effeminate. What is wrong long haired men are making other men homers.

Forcing other people to sin is evil, don’t you agree?

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

At least it will be over quickly for our reptilian friend, dear Dukie.

You awful little demon! We know you're addicted to "m"ing with your hands, but there's no need to brag about it!

Oh well I'm sorry I didn't know that was satanic. Sorry. I'm so sorry (seriously).

[OnYourKnees]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?

I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.

I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.

No, Jesus didn't have long hair.

And the Bible says you shouldn't, either!

I Corinthians 11:14
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

I like to do this with my hands

\m/

You awful little demon! We know you're addicted to "m"ing with your hands, but there's no need to brag about it!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

No, that's not what I ment. What I ment was didn't Jesus have long hair?

I don't look at people that have long hair as gays.

I have rather long hair and I'm not gay.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Didn't Jesus have long hair?

Are you saying you have homer urges looking at Jesus? My goodness friend, you need our help more than I first thought!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

Didn't Jesus have long hair?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

No.

Seriously, what is wrong with long hair?

Other men mistake them for women. This means they have a moment of homer desire for the guy. By having long hair you are trying to make other men homers.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

No.

Seriously, what is wrong with long hair?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

The end for me, it seems.

Or you could stop listening to that filth! Why not pick something from the Christian Music thread?

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: is satan's really bigger?

The end for me, it seems.