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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #1

    Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach

    Brothers and Cisterns! How deeply the debate over "torture" has troubled our prayers and sent us to our knees, beseeching God Almighty for discernment in ministering to our poor CIA agents, those who the LIEbrul media has villanized! These precious agents of righteousness get no respect from the cowards in the media and Demonrat Party, who would wrap themselves in the Geneva Convention and do nothing to protect American women, children and fetuses.

    Here at Landover, we love the CIA [Christians In Action] and appreciate the otherwise thankless work they perform on our behalf in dankest eastern Europe and Turkmenistan. Verily, our hearts go out to our CIA boys, and as a result, in conjunction with the Lord, LBC has inaugurated a new Ministry, one named in honor of a True Christian who suffered exquisite torture at the hands of the LIEbrul humanity-haters: Terri Schiavo Love Ministry to CIA Renditionists. Press the Paypal button again and again, as the Lord huskily commands you to do, Now. Halelujah.
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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991
      #2
      Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach

      Originally posted by Mr.Larry Lee View Post
      Verily, our hearts go out to our CIA boys, and as a result, in conjunction with the Lord, LBC has inaugurated a new Ministry, one named in honor of a True Christian who suffered exquisite torture at the hands of the LIEbrul humanity-haters: Terri Schiavo Love Ministry to CIA Renditionists.
      that real good idea, cuz it send a message to the entire worlds that if them Christians In Action folk had been lookin after Miss.Schiavo, she still be alives today an she not have no lezbean legs niether

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464
          #3
          Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach

          Originally posted by Petal View Post
          You know, with homerism being so common among the sandmaccacas, they'd probably look forward to an interrogation session that included a bikini waxing, which only proves that the Geneva Convention don't mean bull excuse the French to our Great Protector's War on Terrorism.
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            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
               
              • Jun 2007
              • 6572
              #4
              Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach

              They're torturing Mexicans now? About time. After all, pepper-spraying them doesn't work because it's less spicy than the stuff they eat.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach

                  I can't wait to hear the GOP's platform on the Terry Schiavo question this summer.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12534
                      #6
                      Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach

                      Now some crack pot neurologist says our beloved Terri Schiavo was in a "vegetative state".

                      No human being should be called a vegetable. That is most demeaning. No wonder we have homerism and abortion. There is simply no respect for human life in this country.

                      I put the word out to Donald Trump's people he must order Terri's body be exhumed. It can then be determined once and for all that her mind was fine and her death was a murder.

                      How Consciousness Explains Ventriloquists and Religion
                      http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/05/the-social-benefits-of-consciousness/481836/
                      The brain projects its own qualities onto the world around it—for better or worse.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
                          #7
                          Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach

                          BLESS Terri Schiavo! Sister Terri deserves justice!
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