[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Morning All

That's only if you look at it inside the box. You have to think outside of the box.

It is real, in that it is really made up. The story is real. If the story wasn't real (doesn't/didn't exist), then there would be no story to be talking about.

Son, narcotics use is not encouraged on God's favorite forum. Why don't you go drink a few cups of strong black coffee and come back when you're sobered up.

[RossDLtn]

Re: Good Morning All

Those of us with half a brain know that what you are saying is crap. If something is "made up" it is "fiction". It is not "real".

The Greek Gods are "fiction".

The word "real" is the adjective of "reality". To draw a distinction between the two is absurd.

That's only if you look at it inside the box. You have to think outside of the box.

It is real, in that it is really made up. The story is real. If the story wasn't real (doesn't/didn't exist), then there would be no story to be talking about.

[SUV]

Re: Good Morning All

Oh my GOD, there's that Hairy Homer! again!

Oh my GOD, he's just so......Hairy!!!

Oh my GOD, I wonder if he'll notice my new 'Preachment,' the last two Words of which I Created all by myself!!!

Well, with the help of The Creator, of course .... but that is simply "standard"

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Good Morning All

Let me elaborate on that. What I had meant was that the Greek gods are real, not reality. To be real is to be made up. To be reality is to be True and Concise.

Do you understand what I am saying?

Those of us with half a brain know that what you are saying is crap. If something is "made up" it is "fiction". It is not "real".

The Greek Gods are "fiction".

The word "real" is the adjective of "reality". To draw a distinction between the two is absurd.

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Good Morning All

Well, I'm glad to see you reject the theory of evilution, but where do you think the first Irishmen came from?

That's a very interesting point. I have always thought that the existance of Irishmen is a compelling argument against the notion of Intelligent Design. Perhaps God was having an off-day when he created them.

[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

Why do you doubt God's plan? Are you sexual pervert of some sort? A morbidly obese rug-munching lezbean for example?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

Sir, how can I doubt something or someone who is not there? Sexual pervert? No I am not. A morbidly obese rug-munching lezbean? No I am not. I have not ever been with a woman, nor do I plan to.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Good Morning All

No I don't battle with criminal urges. I have no criminal urges at all. Appearntly some crimes are fun and can be profitable but do I do them? No I don't.

Young lady, I hope you realise that lying is a wicked sin. In particular lying to the Lord's anointed at Landover is a wicked sin. A very wicked, sin. And remember that however successful you may be at pulling the wool over the eyes of mortal men, that Jesus is never fooled. Jesus sees your every little lie and deception and everything you do is chalked up in the book of life and will go against you at the day of judgement.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Good Morning All

If it said in the bible to kill yourself, would you do that as well? What if it said to commit crimes?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

Yes, of course I value God's Word over secular law or my own life. What Christian doesn't?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Morning All

Why do you believe he will torture me? Because thats what it says in the Bible?

If it said in the bible to kill yourself, would you do that as well? What if it said to commit crimes?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

Why do you doubt God's plan? Are you sexual pervert of some sort? A morbidly obese rug-munching lezbean for example?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

So you admit you have to battle with your criminal urges? If you thought crimes were fun and profitable, would you do them?

No I don't battle with criminal urges. I have no criminal urges at all. Appearntly some crimes are fun and can be profitable but do I do them? No I don't.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Good Morning All

I am not so sure I have rejected the theiry of evilution intirely. I find it hard to believe that man was made from dust and woman from mans rib.

Oh so man is nothing more than pond scum that got lucky is more plausible than being created by a loving God that always existed?

[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

Well, I'm glad to see you reject the theory of evilution, but where do you think the first Irishmen came from?

I am not so sure I have rejected the theiry of evilution intirely. I find it hard to believe that man was made from dust and woman from mans rib.

[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

No, the word of GOD is real in the sense that He will torture you for ever if you don't want to believe it.

Why do you believe he will torture me? Because thats what it says in the Bible?

If it said in the bible to kill yourself, would you do that as well? What if it said to commit crimes?

These are just questions and not meant to mock.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Morning All

I know man can fly by airplanes, what I meant is that man can not fly without any help.

Yes they are real to the person who made them up. Every story ever written is real in the sense that the writer can see the story unfold in the mind but that does not make them alive.

The word of God is real in that same sense. Those who want to believe and see it do.

Young lady, it seems to me tht you are parsing words here. There are thousands of false Christians who have done their level best to put a "spin" on the Word of God, and thusly spread some fundamentally incorrect ideas about who Jesus is and what He expects of us.

God is God, and real is real, and deep in your heart, you KNOW that. There are demons inside you who are thrshing and flailing about because you are in this Godly forum, hearing about His complete love for you. Don't give in to satan. Stop engaging in this ridiculous word game you are playing. Get on your knees and accept Jesus now.

Have you ever actually READ the Holy Bible from cover to cover?

[naughty angel 27]

Re: Good Morning All

It says it is the Word of God in The Bible. Now how else could that have got there unless God wrote it?

Sir, I thought the Bible was written by men who claimed to be in the spirt of God? If thats the truth then it was not God but those men who wrote the Bible.