Evolution

[Homophobiaisgay]

Re: Evolution

If god created everything, where'd he get the materials to create everything?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Evolution

According to God, we were created by Him.

However, Evolution claims that everything just appeared out of rock soup.

[Homophobiaisgay]

Re: Evolution

Magic monkeys eh?
That sprung into existance from out of nowhere too??

Well, according to creationism, so did we.

[Talitha]

Re: Evolution

In the begginning there were monkeys, then there were humans.

The End.

That is my story, on how human life, and the earth began.

Hooray for evolution!

Friend, we have a Joke Thread on this Forum for statements like that.
I haven't laughed so much since they showed that Video of Saddam being Hanged.

Thank you for that.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Evolution

In the begginning there were monkeys, then there were humans.

The End.

That is my story, on how human life, and the earth began.

Stop pushing people into your religion and let them believe what they want to believe.

Dumb christians.

Hooray for evolution!

Hooray, another unSaved moron who doesn't even comprehend Darwinism and can't spell "beginning" coming to tell us how wrong WE are!

Tell me, whence came these magical monkeys?

As Sister BTB has mentioned, were they related to Barack, the Magic Negro?

Quoted from that site:

(sung by Al Sharpton I assume)

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me

Yeah the guy from the L.A. paper
said he made guilty whites feel good
they'll vote for him and not for me
cause hes not from da hood

see real black men like snoop dogg
or me or farrakhan
have talked the talk and walked the walk
not come and laid and won (not sure about this line)

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically

some say barack's articulate
and bright and new and clean
the media sure love this guy
a white interloper's dream

but when you vote for president
watch out and dont be fooled
dont vote the magic negro in
cause...

(background singing the first 3 lines, while the singer is saying)

Cause I wont have nothing after all these years of sacrifice and I wont get justice this is about justice this is about justice, buffet, i dont have no buffet there wont be any church contributions there'll be no cash in the collection plate, no cash money, no walkin around money...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Evolution

In the begginning there were monkeys, then there were humans.

The End.

That is my story, on how human life, and the earth began.

Stop pushing people into your religion and let them believe what they want to believe.

Dumb christians.

Hooray for evolution!

Perhaps friend you should stop being such a dummy butt and learn your own false doctrine; in the beginning there were apes, after a very long while there were apes, monkeys and humans.

However THE TRUTH™ is in the beginning, there was God. HE created man. PRAISE!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Evolution

Magic monkeys eh?

Like Barack Osama?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Evolution

In the begginning there were monkeys, then there were humans.

The End.

That is my story, on how human life, and the earth began.

Magic monkeys eh?
That sprung into existance from out of nowhere too??

Stop pushing people into your religion and let them believe what they want to believe.

Dumb christians.

Hooray for evolution!

[Lukeo123456 (On Moderation)]

In the begginning there were monkeys, then there were humans.

The End.

That is my story, on how human life, and the earth began.

Stop pushing people into your religion and let them believe what they want to believe.

Dumb christians.

Hooray for evolution!