[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

What, so you think it'd make more sense if you gargled Satan's burning manseed while terrible demons with the face of GK Chesterton ripped your intestines with their claws...for eighty years or so, and then you'd be eligible for parole? Eternity makes more sense to me.

ha ha ur a neo-nazi how funny.

how do u like it in yorkshire? i bet you got ur eyes on some of those sheep eh?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

I'd ask him why we get infinite torment for finite sins.

What, so you think it'd make more sense if you gargled Satan's burning manseed while terrible demons with the face of GK Chesterton ripped your intestines with their claws...for eighty years or so, and then you'd be eligible for parole? Eternity makes more sense to me.

[ilovengland (On Moderation)]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

i would ask him how to beat my terrible dandruff problem, i herd ezzy needs some too as he usually showers with me. eh baby

[eliot mayfield]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

I'd ask him if I'm being a good enough Christian or do I need to work harder.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

Be not fascinated with exoteric doctrine.

Right....like worshiping Spock on the planet Vulcan, right?

Maybe if you ask an ex-negro, he might help you.

[Goatski]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

Oh I understood it...and that's what scares me.

Yes, the ego is terribly afraid of the consciousness self-realizing. The animal ego will fight tooth and nail to preserve itself. However, you the consciousness, are separate from the ego. The ego comes and goes, but you are ever present. The ego is rooted in memory. It is nothing but a psychological fashioned longing or aversion toward external sensation which is embedded in the psyche. You and "that which perceives". You have to stop identifying with emotions and thoughts and simply be. Observe the ego as an observer and do not identify with and feed desire.

Be not fascinated with exoteric doctrine.

Be not turned away by the ridicule of know nothing ignoramuses foolishly convince that in their limited knowledge of reality that they have all the answers.

Do not believe me. I am just a guide post. Know for yourself.

Look within yourself. Experience the Truth for yourself. Otherwise you are merely accepting or denying.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

Feel free to ignore this mental case, jooboy. He smokes crack and rarely makes any sense.

Oh I understood it...and that's what scares me.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

I'd ask the all-knowing (apparently) one, where I left my wallet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

You can all ask your Innermost. Sadly, humanity has degenerated into a legion of carbon copy machines who merely react to external stimuli based on subjective social programming. The animal ego which served to give the beasts the motivation to survive persists with the psyche of the intellectual humanoid and cause untold suffering.

The Monad is incompatible with the ego. Liberate the consciousness from the ego and strengthen your connection to the divine. Then the objective reality of nature will reveal itself.

Feel free to ignore this mental case, jooboy. He smokes crack and rarely makes any sense.

[Goatski]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

I'd ask him why we get infinite torment for finite sins.

You can all ask your Innermost. Sadly, humanity has degenerated into a legion of carbon copy machines who merely react to external stimuli based on subjective social programming. The animal ego which served to give the beasts the motivation to survive persists with the psyche of the intellectual humanoid and cause untold suffering.

The Monad is incompatible with the ego. Liberate the consciousness from the ego and strengthen your connection to the divine. Then the objective reality of nature will reveal itself.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

I'd ask him why we get infinite torment for finite sins.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

Well I am sure he is not to happy or amused about those self love sessions of yours.

o.O Again with the insults... Was that even necessary? I have an idea. Get your wife, and get her to fetch you a sandwich. You need it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

Hmm.... I would ask Jesus if he finds watching us stupid earthlings amusing.

Well I am sure he is not to happy or amused about those self love sessions of yours.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

Hmm.... I would ask Jesus if he finds watching us stupid earthlings amusing.

[WickedWitch]

Re: If you could ask Jesus one question...

Blessings, Sister Alie! I figured if no one else got in on this pretty soon, I was Sure to be declared a Heretic

Well, Sister, as soon as you proposed the theory that Jesus was a Snail, I immediately knew it must be true - it just makes so much sense! Everything is all so clear to me now! And I just couldn't leave you alone on this one, could I?


Aethereal, I think he drinks [flashback to Zoolander]Orange Mocha Frappucinos![/flashback to Zoolander]