Originally posted by eliot mayfield
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Re: A Truly Godly site
That's silly. Money talks. People with money don't need character references, but I'll be happy to send one anyway. It's the Christian thing to do. -
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Pastors I have a problem. I need somebody to vouch for me. Although I am an American, because I am living abroad there is a problem with Cheyenne. Would one of you be willing to be a character reference?Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View PostIgnore the one where the filthy Joo is advertised. I am thinking they had to pay extra just to get their ad on the site. The sooner she is gone the better.
Notice how some of them are REALLY cheap! I find myself thinking they lost their virginity and now no one wants them. I may just buy them myself and marry them off to my Messican gardener. Then I would have free help in the house for YEARS to come! Being white, of course, would be a step up from that nasty Chinee lady. I have to run and hide when she comes over! She scares me...
I LOVE the testimonials! The one where she got her parents out of the trailer park, and the one where the parents got a new jacuzzi and want to marry off their younger one too are so inspiring *sniff sniff* I am going to cry from the sheer Godliness of all of it! It is sucj an inspiration!
I hope the site is still available when my own son is ready to take a wife. Surely he can find his perfect match here! Unspoiled and Godly! Bless them all!
I cannot thank you enough for the link to this wonderful site. Jesus has finaly provided me with my new wife.
Courtney P.
Age: 13,
Location: South
Bride Price:
$49,995Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.
I know what your thinking, she's to young to marry. But I now live in blessed Arkansas, and god has made it possible, thru a legaslative over site, to marry a girl of any age, if her parents allow. And since I just got money from my parents, I can buy her daddy that 50k Cadilac he has always wanted. Thank you Jesus for making this 40 some man so happy.Leave a comment:
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Thank you so much for this site. I believe I am going to propose to Cheyyene B.Leave a comment:
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You are about to prefer sitting in the basement typing to yourself. I am getting tired of your boring and witless one-liners. they aren't new, they aren't funny, the aren't CHRISTIAN. think before you post again, lest ye be seen on Pastor's GONG show.Originally posted by vestal_mastecation View PostLeave a comment:
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I have seen www.yourchristianpresident.com; it says unkind things about God's chosen President George W Bush. I feel sorry for that website's owner, as he will face an eternity of Hellfire. On second thought, no I don't- that person has it coming.Leave a comment:
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Bah! Jesus isn't mentioned once on that site. Trying to quit the sin of Onan for secular reasons will never work. The best you can do is control it using the reccomendations offered HERE by our pastors. We worked hard on this one, sweating it out in an all night session.Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View PostLeave a comment:
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A Truly Godly site
Ignore the one where the filthy Joo is advertised. I am thinking they had to pay extra just to get their ad on the site. The sooner she is gone the better.
Notice how some of them are REALLY cheap! I find myself thinking they lost their virginity and now no one wants them. I may just buy them myself and marry them off to my Messican gardener. Then I would have free help in the house for YEARS to come! Being white, of course, would be a step up from that nasty Chinee lady. I have to run and hide when she comes over! She scares me...
I LOVE the testimonials! The one where she got her parents out of the trailer park, and the one where the parents got a new jacuzzi and want to marry off their younger one too are so inspiring *sniff sniff* I am going to cry from the sheer Godliness of all of it! It is sucj an inspiration!
I hope the site is still available when my own son is ready to take a wife. Surely he can find his perfect match here! Unspoiled and Godly! Bless them all!
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