[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sometimes I wonder if Bob Marley has gone to the white man's heaven. He was half white like President Barak Obama.

God hates race-mixing, so I can assure you that your pal "Bob" is currently being anally raped down in the deepest pits of hell 24/7. Like all unrepentant sinners.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Sometimes I wonder if Bob Marley has gone to the white man's heaven. He was half white like President Barak Obama.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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The very handsome, talented and GODLY Fred Thompson has died. See you in Heaven!

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Fred Dalton Thompson -- a man with many talents that he employed from Hollywood to Nashville to D.C. -- has died. He was 73.

"Fred once said that the experiences he had growing up in small-town Tennessee formed the prism through which he viewed the world and shaped the way he dealt with life," the family statement read. "Fred stood on principle and common sense, and had a deep love for and connection with the people across Tennessee whom he had the privilege to serve in the United States Senate. He enjoyed a hearty laugh, a strong handshake, a good cigar, and a healthy dose of humility. Fred was the same man on the floor of the Senate, the movie studio, or the town square of Lawrenceburg, his home."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/former-senator-fred-thompson-dies/

The only bad thing he ever did in his life was date that whore, Lori Morgan. But forgave him for that. She is a she devil. She was a bit too old for his taste.



So he married a beautiful Christian, probably 25 years younger than him. Lucky gal.

[Impala 67]

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Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjærsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country.
Also, she is quite beautiful.



Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country.

Yes and her soul is so beautiful too .

JHL
In the name of our Lord.

[Alvin Moss]

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I knew for sure it was a demon when the subject of the sulfurous smell came up. Witches familiars are usually accompanied by a similarly vile odor.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I do so hope we'll get to meet and worship with Forest Gump star, Gary Sinise! Soon he'll be speaking to Pro Normal Sex organization. Wile the group, Legatus, is Catholic (I know, boo!), we might have hope the LORD is working a mighty work for their own salvation. The Holy Ghost has arranged for Governor of Louisiana and exorcism expert, Bobby Jindal, and Fox anchor Bret Baier to also speak at the secretive event in Florida later this month.

[WWJDnow]

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Are there any black folks that y'all are sure made it to heaven??

Sure there are. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, for one. No, wait, he's not dead yet. But I'm sure there have been some ex-Negroes who made it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?

First of all they are all whores so they won't be going to Heaven.

Good nigresses CAN go to Heaven - but nigra Heaven is a separate and lesser Heaven.

It's pretty rare though, for a nigra to actually MAKE it to Heaven. Most are so full wanton desire (animal instincts) and have no moral compass to make it in.

[Freddy Osborne]

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Goodbye for now, Mr. Cathy. As if inventing that wonderful chicken sandwich with a side of waffle fries is not enough to get a man into Heaven, I'm certain Jesus appreciates your good fight against homomarriage!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Could we please do a clothing drive and maybe find him and Mr. Putin a couple of shirts that fit? I guess we might have to buy at least one leather Jerkin for Mr Sorbo, Deuteronomy 22:11, unless something rather exotic is donated by one of the brethren.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I can't wait to meet Kevin Sorbo in Heaven!!!

Star of Hercules, and more recently, God's Not Dead, True Christian™ and defender of the faith and front line fighter in these culture wars, Sorbo is a Soldier of Christ and a gentleman.

Angry atheists have since forced Access Hollywood to take the video offline, but here's a transcript of what he said concerning the foolishness that is atheism:

Sorbo: … I’ve seen these guys [atheists] on TV and cable outlets… Atheists actually have, like, chapters and they have, I mean, it’s weird. I see the anger when these guys get on TV! And I’m going, wow, how do you get so angry about something you don’t believe in?

Robinson: Right…

Sorbo: I find that very interesting.

Robinson: Every time I’m around, if I’m ever around an atheist, I think I’m gonna get hit by lightning or something. I just don’t even want to be in the room with them.

Sorbo: It’s weird how they can get nativity scenes pulled down because they say it offends them. They’re offended by something they don’t believe in. Well, it offends about 90% of people of the country that they take the nativity scenes down, but apparently, the majority doesn’t have a voice in this country anymore, so what are you gonna do?

…

Sorbo: What’s interesting, people can say, oh, that doesn’t happen, where students get persecuted at universities because of their belief. It does happen. At the end of the movie, we show 37 court cases — we could’ve shown many more — in the closing credits of major universities being sued by students because they’re being persecuted purely for having a faith in God. What’s the big deal? I mean, live and let live. I’m a live and let live kind of guy. If [you're] an atheist, fine. If you’re an Agnostic, we can talk…
Robinson: God is telling us now we have to go to a commercial…

Oh, but he's not just a strong, hunky True Christian™ man who loves the LORD, he's also intelligent and articulate. Consider what he said about the negro riots in Ferguson (again, forced to be taken down):

Ferguson riots have very little to do with the shooting of the young man. It is an excuse to be the losers these animals truly are. It is a tipping point to frustration built up over years of not trying, but blaming everyone else, The Man, for their failures. It’s always someone else’s fault when you give up. Hopefully this is a reminder to the African Americans ( I always thought we just Americans. Oh, well.) that their President the [sic] voted in has only made things worse for them, not better.

I bet he has a beautiful singing voice, and I want to stand near him when we sing praises to Christ Jesus for all eternity!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Are there any black folks that y'all are sure made it to heaven??

And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination,
or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.
Revelation 21:27

[knob polisher]

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Are there any black folks that y'all are sure made it to heaven??

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?

Eartha Kitt was a miscegenator.

[knob polisher]

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What about Liz Taylor, Diana Ross and Eartha Kitt?