[Brother Seb]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

Try to prove to me you are not and I will prove to you that you really are.

Friend, we do not have anything to prove to you. We know who we are. We have found the Lord and the only True church. We know where we are going because we walk the correct path to salvation and His Kingdom.

Can you prove that you are not a witch gay homer? You are only here to attempt to throw the seeds of evil and dissent. Do you know what the Lord commands us to do with the likes of you?

Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live

I implore you, give up your wicked ways and accept the Lord into your life to give you the answers to the questions you so desperately seek.

As for the other posts, I just wanted to say my brothers and sisters:

Amen. Praise the Lord.

[Zephaniah]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

We have to remember that at one point or another, we were all sick and twisted people. Everyone is before they're saved. Heck, even Pastor Deacon Fred was an agent of Satan before he was saved, by his own admission, and he committed himself to the LORD as soon as he was old enough to walk down to the church!

So yes, bastage, we were all sick and twisted people. It says so in the Bible:

Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

However, since we have now seen the light of God's only begotten son (the Lord our Saviour Jesus Christ) we are neither sick nor twisted, and never will be again! And it's a wonderful feeling! Get saved TODAY. You have absolutely no excuse not to. Just admit to your Lord Jesus that you're a disgusting and depraved sin-rat and get down to the baptismal pool. It's never too late (unless you've blasphemed against the Holy Spirit, in which case we'll all wave to you from heaven)!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

Oh my God, you people crack me. up.


now I'm drunk and don't know what to do with myself except make fun of this ridiculous board and all that it stands for.


Party hard people.

Go right ahead, sinner:

1 Cor. 1:23-24: But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.

But you'll only be a legend in your own mind:

1 Cor. 1:25: Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

[Undeclared Freshman (On Moderation)]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

Oh my God, you people crack me. up.


now I'm drunk and don't know what to do with myself except make fun of this ridiculous board and all that it stands for.


Party hard people.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

Why don't you prove that you're right with definitive evidence, Mr. Joe Dirt.

(And just so you know, the bible doesn't count)

Friend,

Please explain what other source of information about Heaven is there besides The Bible. Since you have already stated you are a Jew you must accept the Bible as a valid source too. This all sounds like a cheep shot from you Metal Moses.

YIC,
BJ Tabor

[Metal Moses]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

Friend, we don't have to prove anything to you. I'm going to Heaven to be with Jesus and His angels; to drink wine and feast while we look down to hell and see sodomites like yourself being gang-raped by demons. Prove that I'm wrong.

Why don't you prove that you're right with definitive evidence, Mr. Joe Dirt.

(And just so you know, the bible doesn't count)

[Nobar King]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

'Alot' is not even a word. Come back when you have even a rudimentary command of God's chosen language, English.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

We are not sick and we are not twisted!

Praise Jesus!

Count me in too! Sister Noddy

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

HALELUJAH!

If loving JESUS and helping Him rid our neighborhoods of MINCING HOMERS -- such as Mr. Bastage134 -- is sick and twisted ..... then I'm guilty!

How about the rest of you True Christians™?

PRAISE!

If loving JESUS enough to hate the same things that He hates is sick and twisted, then I'm guilty. Count me in!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

If shouting GLORY! and Loving JESUS is sick and twisted ..... then I'm guilty!


GLORY!

HALELUJAH!

If loving JESUS and helping Him rid our neighborhoods of MINCING HOMERS -- such as Mr. Bastage134 -- is sick and twisted ..... then I'm guilty!

How about the rest of you True Christians™?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

If shouting GLORY! and Loving JESUS is sick and twisted ..... then I'm guilty!


GLORY!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

I still think you're a homosexual that must be euthanized.

Kill yourself now.

Friend,

Does Brother V look like the kind of homer that would drive around a magenta colored car? Of course not. Brother V is as not-gay as it gets.

YIC
BJ Tabor.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

I still think you're a homosexual that must be euthanized.

Kill yourself now.

Dear Unsaved Fruitcake:

Stop using God's favorite discussion board on the interwebs to tell us your disgusting sodmite snuff fantasies. Maybe the resident Romanist "fathers" are interested in what you think about when you commit the "M" abomination, but I assure you that we True Christians™ are not.

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

CHASTISE THIS (so-called) BLASPHEMER!

You seem like a very angry person.

"For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God." James 1:20

We feel fine around here. The only sick ones are the ones that don't believe in healing:

"And God hath set... gifts of healings, ..." 1 Corinthians 12:28

Why don't you repent and get right with Jesus, now. Don't forget to show your sincerety with a tithe of no less than $150. The Bible says so.

[Deaner]

Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.

Try to prove to me you are not and I will prove to you that you really are.

Friend, we don't have to prove anything to you. I'm going to Heaven to be with Jesus and His angels; to drink wine and feast while we look down to hell and see sodomites like yourself being gang-raped by demons. Prove that I'm wrong.