[IamGoingtoHell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Atheists don't worship Satan! Satists worship Satan! And also, only gay/bisexual athiests fornicate with partners of the same sex

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Haha, this thread is amazingly funny.

Its just child-like fighting between both parties. Really gives me hope for the future of humanity.

To be fair I must say that the Atheists have a fair point. I mean come on, look at the type of things you Christians say on here!

I direct your attention to the "God Hates Iceland" thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37299

For piffle sake, some of the points in this are ridiculous. Here are some of my favorites:

4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men!

7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God!

So basically this paints the picture that because someone from that area dress strange and has sex with someone OF A DIFFERENT COLOR it instantly makes the place they are from wicked? Or that because someone IS BORN a woman they do not have the same human rights as males? Or better yet the sexual orientation of someone, OF WHICH THEY DO NOT HAVE A CHOICE IN causes them to mock the one you call "God"?

To be perfectly honest, it sounds like to me that YOU guys are the evil and wicked ones here. Rejecting anything that is new and foreign to you, and hurting and abusing people just because they weren't born with the same skin color or sexual orientation as you.

And further more, if your mythical Hell is full of people like me that live life to its fullest instead of thinking "Being happy is irrelevant. Going to Heaven and avoiding Hell is all that matters." I say i'm happy to go to Hell. In-fact Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy if he was able to stand up against all your bullshit and wickedness right from the get go.

I firmly believe that most of the Christans on this forum are what is really holding the human race back. People forcing these laughable ideas onto there children, making them the little hate machines most of the Christans are in this forum today.

I strongly believe in the freedom of speech so don't let my words make you question your faith. I just thought i might help you see the error of your ways if you plan on getting into your so called "Heaven".

Thank you for making my point. Atheists are so stupid that can't even keep their arguments on certain subject in the right thread.

What does Iceland have to do with stupid atheists? Since when are Icelandics a different color?

Everything we believe can be backed up by scripture. But hey, you go ahead and blame everything else on someone for their religious beliefs. Now who else blamed every problem in the world on a certain religious group.... oh right HITLER!

Heck, if you hang around long enough, you'll even notice that most atheists who stumble onto our board can't figure out how to leave. Instead of clicking the little red X on their browser they just keep begging to be banned. I mean it's not like we force you people to come here, force you people to join, and force you people to stay, but for some reason, you people can't figure out how to leave on your own.

[Craig.444]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Haha, this thread is amazingly funny.

Its just child-like fighting between both parties. Really gives me hope for the future of humanity.

To be fair I must say that the Atheists have a fair point. I mean come on, look at the type of things you Christians say on here!

I direct your attention to the "God Hates Iceland" thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37299

For fuck sake, some of the points in this are ridiculous. Here are some of my favorites:

4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men!

7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God!

So basically this paints the picture that because someone from that area dress strange and has sex with someone OF A DIFFERENT COLOR it instantly makes the place they are from wicked? Or that because someone IS BORN a woman they do not have the same human rights as males? Or better yet the sexual orientation of someone, OF WHICH THEY DO NOT HAVE A CHOICE IN causes them to mock the one you call "God"?

To be perfectly honest, it sounds like to me that YOU guys are the evil and wicked ones here. Rejecting anything that is new and foreign to you, and hurting and abusing people just because they weren't born with the same skin color or sexual orientation as you.

And further more, if your mythical Hell is full of people like me that live life to its fullest instead of thinking "Being happy is irrelevant. Going to Heaven and avoiding Hell is all that matters." I say i'm happy to go to Hell. In-fact Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy if he was able to stand up against all your bullshit and wickedness right from the get go.

I firmly believe that most of the Christans on this forum are what is really holding the human race back. People forcing these laughable ideas onto there children, making them the little hate machines most of the Christans are in this forum today.

I strongly believe in the freedom of speech so don't let my words make you question your faith. I just thought i might help you see the error of your ways if you plan on getting into your so called "Heaven".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Anybody can type a statement on a messageboard, but actualy following through with those actions in said sinario is a complty differnt thing. I highly dought you'd have the guts to try and fight a TC man.


Your nothing but a small stain on the bottom end of society.

What I find funny is that they come on here and call us stupid inbred hicks, and uneducated, and all sorts of derogatory things. Yet they can't spell even though they all claim to be PhD's in one science or another.

There is one quiet, well mannered atheist running around our boards, but I guess he's just the exception that proves the rule.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Anybody can type a statement on a messageboard, but actualy following through with those actions in said sinario is a complty differnt thing. I highly dought you'd have the guts to try and fight a TC man.


Your nothing but a small stain on the bottom end of society.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Oh yeah, another internet tough guy

Job 30:8 They were children of fools, yea, children of base men: they were viler than the earth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Sounds about right for a typical semi-literate atheist.

Heck, you can't even SPELL "atheist" correctly, and you expect people to take you seriously?

[athiest4life]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

The stupidity is because they are just blatant perverts. They just sit around and stroke their beards and make bad jokes. If I meet an atheist I would spit in the damn fools face.

PRAISE JESUS THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FREEHOLD!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Also, from what I've experienced so far I've come to the conclusion that this is best; could somebody ban this account? I can't find where to delete it and this isn't a community I have much desire to be around. I'm sorry you're all too close-minded to accept anything but what you think now, and I hope that you can begin to look past how someone thinks and see that they can be magnificent people.

God bless, you all need it.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Friend,

We are here to help you. How can we do that if we ban you? No we are not going to just do that.

Why should I be embarrassed by the mistakes someone I had no control over made? I'm not going to live in the past like that. Those mistakes aren't my own, and people believed them regardless of their religion so if they were Christians or not we would probably be in the same situation.

That is not my point friend. Those Christians a dire warning to the rest of us the kind of damage free thinking can lead to. Open your mind and you are opening to Satan.

Grammar has a lot to do with it when earlier people were pointing out the laziness and grammatical incorrectness of an atheist's post. At my college I'm around gays, atheists, Buddhists, many, many people who don't always share my views. I can't tell them they're stupid and wrong, or harm them or try to alter their opinion, it's not my place and I have no desire to.

Actually I agree with that. Atheists are terrible, horrible people. Utterly disgusting, just a bunch of sex crazed bearded perverts making lame jokes all day. But bad grammar is the lest of their sins.

Perhaps the atheists you know are really horrible examples of who those people can be, some of my best friends are atheists, gay Christians, etc. I respect their choices, they respect mine, and we are able to co-exist. Why is this thought to be so impossible and wrong?

What's there to respect about an atheist? Please describe one thing.

[Wutwut]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Also, from what I've experienced so far I've come to the conclusion that this is best; could somebody ban this account? I can't find where to delete it and this isn't a community I have much desire to be around. I'm sorry you're all too close-minded to accept anything but what you think now, and I hope that you can begin to look past how someone thinks and see that they can be magnificent people.

God bless, you all need it.

[Wutwut]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Your priorities are wrong. Being happy is irrelevant. Going to Heaven and avoiding Hell is all that matters.

Why not? I want everyone to be Saved© and go to Heaven.

If you were miserable with yourself and unhappy because something was FORCED upon you, how would you feel about that? Think for just a moment that as a child you believed in one thing and as you grew something else was forced upon you and you had no choice but to follow it or be abused.

If you want them to be saved why do you think they are so worthless? Why not take a new approach and try to understand them and then tell them why you think what you do? If you walk up to somebody and say "Hi I'm Bob, you're an idiot and should think this way forever because I said so," they aren't going to respect or appreciate that, and they will certainly not believe it.

I don't think anybody on here has much right to tell somebody they are NOT Christians because they have a different mindset. Is it not most important to love the Lord above all else?

[Wutwut]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

You don't think that evolution, The Big Bang and Heliocentricism were made up by Christians isn't embarrassing? Maybe if Christians had been less spineless with Charles Darwin society wouldn't be in such a mess today.

Darwin's "different thinking" didn't just land himself in hell
What does grammar have to do with the shear arrogant stupidity of Atheists? You can't tell me you consider yourself a Christian and think an atheist is a nice person.

Trust me when I say we TRUE Christians™ of Landover know how obnoxious atheists can get.

Why should I be embarrassed by the mistakes someone I had no control over made? I'm not going to live in the past like that. Those mistakes aren't my own, and people believed them regardless of their religion so if they were Christians or not we would probably be in the same situation.

Grammar has a lot to do with it when earlier people were pointing out the laziness and grammatical incorrectness of an atheist's post. At my college I'm around gays, atheists, Buddhists, many, many people who don't always share my views. I can't tell them they're stupid and wrong, or harm them or try to alter their opinion, it's not my place and I have no desire to.

Perhaps the atheists you know are really horrible examples of who those people can be, some of my best friends are atheists, gay Christians, etc. I respect their choices, they respect mine, and we are able to co-exist. Why is this thought to be so impossible and wrong?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I care that they are happy, doing what they enjoy.

Your priorities are wrong. Being happy is irrelevant. Going to Heaven and avoiding Hell is all that matters.

Everyone here seems to think incredibly lowly of the non-believers regardless, why would you want them in Heaven with you

Why not? I want everyone to be Saved(c) and go to Heaven.