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DAMN YOU! SELL YOUR CATS TO THE CHINK RESTAURANTS! BABY JESUS NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
DAMN YOU! SELL YOUR CATS TO THE CHINK RESTAURANTS! BABY JESUS NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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They do. That's why they spit it right back out again and it becomes trophy.Originally posted by lilith View PostBut surely Daisy & Raptor have better taste than that?
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I didn't want to complain or anything, but I have the slightest request with regards to my avatar.
The thing is that I'm only 19, and that picture looks a little old for 19.Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.Comment
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You should take better care of yourself, Brother. Get plenty of sleep, drink prune juice every day, and spend an hour each day AT LEAST in your prayer closet.Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Sirs: When you get out of the State of Tennessee (that Sinful place is half "Church" of Christ! Not at all 100% Baptist like Landover!) I'm sure Pastor will Bless you with a new avatar. (I know you are from there, as I've seen faces similar to yours many times there.)Originally posted by Fish View Post
PS What is so wrong with your avatar anyway, that you dare contradict Pastor's wisdom? Are you Angry because there isn't a Bible also showing in the picture? As soon as you sign a Nice Tithing Agreement, I'm sure Pastor will paint one into your current avatar in celebration.
PS Merry Christmas!!!
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A closet which you pray in, duh!Originally posted by Fish View PostWhat the heck is a prayer closet?
I bet you pray in the city square though, to show everyone oh-how-pious-you-are, you hypocrite!
You have your reward then, but it will not be the reward of Heaven.
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are:
For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret;
And thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 6:5-6If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostA closet which you pray in, duh!
I bet you pray in the city square though, to show everyone oh-how-pious-you-are, you hypocrite!
You have your reward then, but it will not be the reward of Heaven.
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are:
For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret;
And thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 6:5-6 Now I get it. The word 'closet' is translated into contemporary English as 'room'. A closet must have been the terminology of the 1600's for a room. We don't speak "Ye olde English" anymore buddy.
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No, you don't get it.. It's not the same as any room, retard.Originally posted by Fish View Post Now I get it. The word 'closet' is translated into contemporary English as 'room'. A closet must have been the terminology of the 1600's for a room. We don't speak "Ye olde English" anymore buddy.
Your knowledge of the American language is obviously as bad as your knowledge of the Bible (KJV1611)
^ From Merriam-Webster Online Dictonary.1 a : an apartment or small room for privacy b : a monarch's or official's private chamber
2 : a cabinet or recess for especially china, household utensils, or clothing
3 : a place of retreat or privacy
4 : WATER CLOSET
5 : a state or condition of secrecy, privacy, or obscurity <came out of the closet>
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/-"ful/ noun
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/closetIf thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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3 : a place of retreat or privacy Did Jesus ever get inside a linen closet or whatever to pray? No, He went into privacy usually some distance away from His disciples.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostNo, you don't get it.. It's not the same as any room, retard.
Your knowledge of the American language is obviously as bad as your knowledge of the Bible (KJV1611)
^ From Merriam-Webster Online Dictonary.
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Haven't you been paying attention, homer?Originally posted by Fish View Post
Jesus says go into a closet (a place for privacy, where you will be ALONE) SHUT THE DOOR, and THEN pray.
A room could mean anything, you want to be able to pray in the middle of a room filled with people, but Jesus doesn't allow it!
I try to never leave my prayer closet at all, as I'm commanded to pray unceasingly, so I have my computer in here and I'm praying as I'm typing this.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Hahahahahaha are you serious? You live in a closet?Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post Dude Jesus said keep your prayers private dont make a show of it, not in a bloody linen closet in the dark.
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Really, you need to study the American language.Originally posted by Fish View PostHahahahahaha are you serious? You live in a closet? Dude Jesus said keep your prayers private dont make a show of it, not in a bloody linen closet in the dark.
My prayers ARE private, I'm not visibly praying in front of anyone.
The fact that I pray should hardly be news however, oh wait maybe it is for a FALSE CHRISTIAN such as yourself who never prays...
And never gives our Lord Jesus any praise either.
You filthy cathylicker...
I think it's time you get lost and go to hell, you've proven your stupidity and ignorance beyond any kind of doubt.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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