[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

Attention True Christians™ of Landover, I want to tell you today of a new website I've started that will actualize our efforts to help the starving children of Africa.

http://www.SaveTheNigras.org

Save The Nigras will allow True Christians™ to bid on African nigra babies (as they become available, and put on the website for auction) to be shipped over here to the US so that they can receive the proper upbringing that will allow them to achieve Salvation®, just like the rest of us.

SaveTheNigras - Saving Little African Villagers Everyday™

p.s. This was inspired (and made with permission of Sis. Janine) by this thread.

Dillon, why would you focus on Africans? Aren't there plenty of American Niglets that need Salvation?

I read about an organization called Detroit Area Relief: Kinsmen Inspiring Enlightenment and Salvation that you might want to team up with!

Well, I like it, but I still think the program's name should be "Saving Lives: an African Vocational Enterprise".

Sister, I have to agree . . . though I think the focus should be on finding ways to employ them right there in Africa, perhaps by building factories with attached towns where they can live. The companies could build housing and charge them rent, and build stores to sell them food. Think of all the economic development! Why, they could even save their workers the difficulties of handling cash by deducting rent, food, and clothing directly from their paychecks.

All bidders will pay what their highest bid was, in addition to the winning bidder. I feel it gives more incentive to be the highest bidder, and therefore raise the auction

Wait, what?

Are you saying that even though another bidder came out on top, Brother Bathfire still has to pay 2 cents simply because he placed a bid?

Sir, I am concerned that perhaps you are trying to take advantage of our True Christian™ charitable natures!

I can understand why you say that, but look closely, the white teeth and eyes are the dead give away

Is it a Cheshire cat?

I thought those only existed in that book. You know, the one about Alice and her restaurant.

[Brother Scott]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

I'm sure the leadership will gladly assume the responsibilty to launder oversee the proper distribution of the net proceeds. You realize, of course, that the church has certain overhead expenses that will need to be covered in this endeavor.

The 35% donation seems a bit on the excessive side since you are also bringing in brown and yellow interests.

This is just a suggestion, but in order for you to retain 65%, I'm thinking the breakdown might be more like:

65% for yourself
15% for overhead
5% as a legal retainer for the serives of Brother Reproba to defend us from the inevitable lawsuits filed by greedy lieberals.
5% for the starving chillens
5% for earthquake relief
5% for the far east cat and dog-eating crowd

I can live with that. As I am sure the "needy" will also understand. I also assume that there will be some sort of "Barn Dance" to celebrate our new endeavor. I would hope that all of Freehold would partake in this joyous occasion and celebration of our charity.

[HTannor]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

All donations can be sent directly to Landover Baptist Church. I trust the Church leadership to see to it that the appropriate funds go to where they are most needed.

I'm sure the leadership will gladly assume the responsibilty to launder oversee the proper distribution of the net proceeds. You realize, of course, that the church has certain overhead expenses that will need to be covered in this endeavor.

The 35% donation seems a bit on the excessive side since you are also bringing in brown and yellow interests.

This is just a suggestion, but in order for you to retain 65%, I'm thinking the breakdown might be more like:

65% for yourself
15% for overhead
5% as a legal retainer for the serives of Brother Reproba to defend us from the inevitable lawsuits filed by greedy lieberals.
5% for the starving chillens
5% for earthquake relief
5% for the far east cat and dog-eating crowd

[Brother Scott]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

I have still been giving this much thought and through Jesus I have been inspired.


I will also be setting up funds to help our brothers and sisters around the world.


Given the earthquakes that have devastated so much in Latin American countries, I ask that you find it in your heart to give to Saving People In Christ.


And given the horrible atrocities and famine befallen our Asian brothers and sisters, I ask that you also find it in your heart to spare what you can and donate to Giving Over Our Kindness.



All donations can be sent directly to Landover Baptist Church. I trust the Church leadership to see to it that the appropriate funds go to where they are most needed.


Thank you again for your time and kindness and God bless each and every one of yoiu.

[Brother Scott]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

Thank you for fixing that for me. That was selfish of me, and I hope the leadership here can forgive me.

[Brother Scott]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

What a great concept! Where do I donate? How can I get in touch with a National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations rep?

I will have that information as soon as possible.I was inspired just recently by my friends here at Landover Baptist.


I need to work out just how the taxes will work and where exactly I need to send these wonderful Godly gifts! I would hate for them to end up with some communist George Clooney or George Soros group and end up in the campaign funds of some Godless lieberal!


For now, donations can be sent to....

National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations
c/o Landover Baptist Church
Freehold, Iowa
USA

Cash or postal money order is preferred of course.



And as always.......may God bless you!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

please donate to National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations.

What a great concept! Where do I donate? How can I get in touch with a National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations rep?

[Brother Scott]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

I don't mean to step on any toes here, but this thread has moved me to a point where I cannot just sit idly by and wait for others to do God's work in helping others.

I have done some reading on the unfortunate situation in Africa and it almost brought me to tears.


As some of you know, I am a musician and would like to use the medium that God has chosen for me to help as much as I can. I am currently working on an all instrumental CD of music praising His name and will be donating 35% of all proceeds from said sales to help eradicate this horrible famine that has befallen our fellow man. I will also enclose multiple copies of the King James Bible when sending donations so that these people that are clearly misguided may also find their collective way back into the Lord's graces.


I do not have a P.O. box set up yet, but in time, apart from purchasing said album, I would ask that if you can, please donate to National Institute of Godly and Good Edible Rations.


Thank you all for your help, and as always.....God bless you all!

[Alfred King]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

all of a sudden black people control the internet

They always did, you just didn't notice it.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

Is it true that you shouldn't feed darkie children after midnight, or is that something else?

I think it is darkie children, probably because they can't tell the difference between the food and their hands, and they keep biting themselves.

I'm disappointed . Obama gets elected, all of a sudden black people control the internet.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

I would much rather pay for a bible for these nigras, because a new home isn't exactly salvation. But good job to whoever wins this little person. Just be warned they are only cute until they grow

Is it true that you shouldn't feed darkie children after midnight, or is that something else?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

(A quick aside: Justice Frederick Ulster Charles Kennebunkport was accused of being a windbag in open court in 1842. He had the offending barrister neutered and ordered to spend the rest of his days playing a piano in Tilly’s House of Ill Repute in New Orleans. Just a cautionary tale for others to contemplate.)

Sigh...


Yes, your Honor.

Playing piano in Tilly' House of Ill Repute in New Orleans would be a JOY compared to practicing before this guy!

[James Dewitt]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

OMG a floating hat and a floating jacket, is this a miracle?

I can understand why you say that, but look closely, the white teeth and eyes are the dead give away

[speaknow]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

Puppies and kittens are easy to house train, throw a cat in a litter box, done. Take a dog out side a few times done.
Try teaching a nigra to use the bathroom!

OMG a floating hat and a floating jacket, is this a miracle?

[James Dewitt]

Re: www.SaveTheNigras.org

NO - unlike puppies and kittens, niglets are never cute!

Puppies and kittens are easy to house train, throw a cat in a litter box, done. Take a dog out side a few times done.
Try teaching a nigra to use the bathroom!