[BelieverInGod]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

This seems like a great time to buy Taco Bell stock! It's like getting a taco for 94 cents instead of 99 cents! And your taco is never going to increase in value, but the stock is guaranteed to go up in a few weeks once people have lost interest in the tacos that no one ever believed had any beef in them, anyway.

Exactly, with the liebral idiots out there, why don't they just go to complete chemical and sell it all as vegetarian fare.

[Godsgrace]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

I decided to see what the Lord and Savior Himself has to say on the matter...

Mark 7:18-19

18And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;

19Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?

That does it. Bring me a couple of those Beef burritos, for I am right with the Lord

[Nobar King]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

Look, the stock price is going down and there has never been a proven case of collapse of all bodily organs caused by any of Taco Bell's delicious and nutritious products!

This seems like a great time to buy Taco Bell stock! It's like getting a taco for 94 cents instead of 99 cents! And your taco is never going to increase in value, but the stock is guaranteed to go up in a few weeks once people have lost interest in the tacos that no one ever believed had any beef in them, anyway.

[SUV]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

The ONLY Christian fast food restaurant in world is Chick-Fil-A. Just look at page 4 of their Corporate Message document (pdf):

Nothing says "Glory to God" like a Spicy Chicken Sandwich:

Christians are become more creative with the ways they Glorify God all the time!

I'll be first in line for those Jesus Fries! Finally! A place I can go to to re-arrange the fries on my plate into the shape of Him on His Cross and I won't get yelled at!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

The ONLY Christian fast food restaurant in world is Chick-Fil-A. Just look at page 4 of their Corporate Message document (pdf):

The Chick-fil-A, Inc. corporate purpose says that we strive “to glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-A.”

Nothing says "Glory to God" like a Spicy Chicken Sandwich:

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

That's what they're admitting to! For all we know it could be donkey meat and chopped up drug mules!

It is clear that you have no idea of the price of donkey meat! AND I'll have you know that meat has but a small part to play in a magnificent BEEF Taco!

The stock price has fallen another 18c since this diatribe of senseless prejudice has taken off.

Taco Bell responded to the suit Tuesday, saying it plans to take legal action against what it called "false statements" regarding the food it serves.
The company later updated its statement on Wednesday, calling the lawsuit "bogus and filled with completely inaccurate facts."

Would any Christian, let alone a True Christian™, believe anything that is, "bogus and filled with completely inaccurate facts."????

Now get out there and start buying - tell all your friends to buy! If you don't want to think about the ingredients, "Think Outside the Bun!"


PS The Sunday "Pot Luck" will be Taco Bell products! Everyone, including pets, is welcome.

[SUV]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

Did you even read the article? We know what's in the tacos: isolated oat product, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate.

Indeed!

[Brother Scott]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

Did you even read the article? We know what's in the tacos: isolated oat product, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate.

That's what they're admitting to! For all we know it could be donkey meat and chopped up drug mules!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

Look, the stock price is going down and there has never been a proven case of collapse of all bodily organs caused by any of Taco Bell's delicious and nutritious products! What's the matter with people?

Please get out there and buy some and at least look as if you are enjoying it! It's your Christian duty!

Take the stuff home and give it your dog... wait - don't do that, dog's don't take well to sodium phosphate - give it to your servants or something. That's it! Give it to your horse - isolated oat products are manna to a horse!

I'll be watching the ticker-tape in the library if anyone wants me.

[Godsgrace]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

At least it's better than communion wafers...

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

Did you even read the article? We know what's in the tacos: isolated oat product, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate.

Sounds like the ingredients for a deadly biological weapon.

People put that in their bodies? Willingly?

[Nobar King]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

God only knows what these illegals are putting in the "food"

Did you even read the article? We know what's in the tacos: isolated oat product, wheat oats, soy lecithin, maltodextrin, anti-dusting agent, autolyzed yeast extract, modified corn starch and sodium phosphate.

[Brother Scott]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

I agree with the point that it's best to avoid any and all ethnic food. It may seem harmless at first, but God only knows what these illegals are putting in the "food" to corrupt good Christian Americans.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

I am wondering if the wheat and other ingredients adulterating the Taco Bell beef approximate the recipe for Catholic communion wafers?

I guess if one willingly ate at a Mexican 'inspired' restaurant, one would be on notice that there would be a Catholic element to the experience. But this is rather a more direct assault of Catholic virulence than might be expected.

[Nobar King]

Re: Taco Bell, the beef on Beef

I think Taco Bell should capitalize on all of this news by offering a beef flavored soybean and wheat protein taco for vegetarians.