[Schmedium]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Also, I attend church every week and I drive a Honda, I'm a registered republican and have nothing against Japanese cars. My fiancees family are republican also and own a chevy, volkswagon, and Honda. Does god hate us?

[Schmedium]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I'm hoping you all are joking, if Detroit companies are so good please explain how the big 3 all had to ask for bailouts? That's why Honda hasn't asked for any sort of bailout? And to the guy with the ford f-100, congrats to you, you succesfully did a ricer flyby in your 4 ton tank of a truck. Since you're all so biased on who god loves, he clearly doesn't love American car companies, especially Chrysler. I look forward to your rebuttles.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Btw Satan told me to warn you of a possible DoS.

Have a nice day.

You know "EJX Michael", I don't know what insults Baby Jesus the most.

The fact that you threaten us with a DoS attack (you don't even know how to do it do you? ), or the fact that you drive an Accord.

Expect a knock on your door soon. Our beloved GWB may no longer be our president, but our DoF is alive and kicking.

Have a nice day too.

PS: you need a hood for that thing. You know, the "Acoooooord".

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

seriously? like are you guys for real? since when do any of you have the right or knowledge as to what God likes or dislikes?? and prolly 99% of you are just to cheap to afford anything made over seas... like really?? who the hell would honestly say that?? God hates Honda. you need to get a reality check.. i have a lil 4 banger that would prolly WAX every single one of your "detroit slugs"... when you think that your car is bad enough.. come play with my HONDA...


HONDA FTMFW!!! HUMBLE FTW!!

Didn't you hear boy? My SL65 and Brother James' wife's Volvo would tear up your Honda. We are good Christian men and Jesus has rewarded us with worldly pleasures for spreading the Word of God(c) to the unsaved masses. You drive a four-banger Honda so ask yourself what you've been doing in life to piss off Jesus?

Read the quote in my sig: The blessing of the Lord will make you Rich. Clearly the Lord has blessed me and my fellow brothers and sisters at Landover. We are True Christians(tm). So please we do not care to hear about your Honda lawn mower anymore. If you would like to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior we have pastors standing by! I can help you one-on-one become a True Christian(tm).

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Someone above 'slammed' his car. Is that something to be bragging about?

'Slammed' with a 'Coffee Can' no doubt. Back seat consummed by subs. Plywood 'wing'.

[Nobar King]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Someone above 'slammed' his car. Is that something to be bragging about?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

My wife's V70 AWD with a 6 speed Getrag, 350 RWHP, with her driving (a little only lady, nearly 60-she like jail bait, that's me ) would make sushi of your rice rocket.... Please.....

And the Rev.'s car smokes my wife's. You had best go back to racing old people with scooters at the mall.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Honda NSX...isn't that a two-seater Civic with a V6? Doesn't sound too threatening to me. Either way, my Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG would smoke any NSX, even boosted. "Japanese Sports Car" is simply an oxymoron. The only Honda engine I ever use is my generator for my RV. I would never think of putting it in a car!

A Real True Blue Christian American Man will drive something big and burly like a Cadillac Escalade or sexy and sleek like a Chevrolet Corvette. And some of us who bring in the big bucks (I'm a televangelist, so I receive a lot of donations) can afford higher-end luxury automobiles: Mercedes-Benz, Rolls-Royce, Aston Martin, and so forth.

[SLAMMEDCRX]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

seriously? like are you guys for real? since when do any of you have the right or knowledge as to what God likes or dislikes?? and prolly 99% of you are just to cheap to afford anything made over seas... like really?? who the hell would honestly say that?? God hates Honda. you need to get a reality check.. i have a lil 4 banger that would prolly WAX every single one of your "detroit slugs"... when you think that your car is bad enough.. come play with my HONDA...


HONDA FTMFW!!! HUMBLE FTW!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

It must be something about those little bucket seats...

[Talitha]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

You all are crazy in my opinion. This site is piffleed.

Btw Satan told me to warn you of a possible DoS.

Have a nice day.

Your opinion is not required.

Your threat has been passed to the authorities along with other details.

Have a nice day.

[devils advocate]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

To add on to my post...

Honda and Acura are the same company. The Honda NSX is the car's title outside the U.S, in the U.S. it was re-badged as an Acura.

[devils advocate]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I have a wonderful life, a great girlfriend and a good job. I would consider myself very level headed and a generally nice guy. I also absolutely love the NSX...OH NO

I don't know how you are able to compare a car...to a sex offender, it just does not make sense. I grew up around cars, in my free time I frequent car blogs/forums because cars are what I love. I have wanted an NSX for years now because it's a great testament to early 90's automotive manufacturing and technology. It's a timeless and classic car that really inspires me to work hard and save, so in the future I can finally own one myself.

And by the way, NSX stands for "New Sportscar Experimental" When the car came out, it was ahead of its time. New technology was introduced that made a great outperforming street machine that was equal to a Ferrari on the track. You really can't make assumptions about the car when you know nothing about it.

Again, how you guys relate buying an import to "hell bound lesser forms of humanity" just boggles my mind.

[unknown_user]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

I recently ran into a forum and disvovered that Child Molesters seem to favor the Honda NSX.
I would never own one because it's not from the USA.
I have to feel that God approves of big Detroit steel cars and trucks. My 1972 Ford F-100 with a 302 and three on the tree was the best all around vechile i ever owned. That truck lasted over 25 years off hauling firewood, getting into the woods to get my deer to haul home and various other chores. In fact i remember once blowing the doors off of a Honda on I-64 one night. That guy passed me at about 85. I pushed the petal to the metal and blew past him at at least 110 mph!
God loves detroit steel, that's why the democrats are afraid to go there!

Ok Im from another forum. I read this and wow.

You passed a Honda. Congratulations. So how many MPG did that F-100 get? 10? Oh, I guess its not a problem when you convince everybody at your "mega church" to donate or they will go to hell for killing jesus.

Even as a feeble Woman, Brother Eliot, I'm familiar with this issue.
I myself paid a visit there to try and spread the good word of Jesus and not only did I get persecuted but these Closet Homers also Banned me.
What kind of world is this when Jap-Loving American Muscle Car Wannabee's prevent Free Speech in our Christian Democracy?

Not only that, but the Godly American Dodge Viper would eat this NSX for Breakfast.
Not only that, but you'd also have money left over to make a substantial Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church.
Praise Jesus and America

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Americans who buy Japanese Cars should be forcibly transported to Canada.

My Grandpappy died at Pearl Harbor. BASTARDS!!!

You dont know anything about cars or this issue. You are just agreeing with everyone else because you are a republican.

and wah. Your grandpa shouldn't have joined the army.

By Gum! I think you got it! That's why pedophiles like them!

Right. So you hate Gays, Pedophiles, Retards, and Democrats. I though God loved all of his children regardless

Remember Pearl harbor!
If you think the japs have forgotten those bombs we dropped, you're sadly mistaken. They are just waiting for another chance. Don't give them money. The next Pearl harbor will be worse than 9/11.

Oh no! Maybe This time our country wont be stupid and try to act like the world police.

I think this Thread should be moved to "False Religions and Cults".
This is almost as bad as the Pedophilic Cattlick Church but these Guys seem to be proud of it.

Of course, being just a 2 seater is perfect for Homers!!
I bet they all own Wii's too!

Oh I heard about the Wii thing. So the controllers look like dildos? Does this mean everybody should hate cucumbers, popcicles, hot dogs, cell phones, tv remotes, and anything else shaped like a penis?

I hate to be controversial here, but I've always been quite fond of the NSX. In fact, I do sometimes wonder what the easiest way to own a NSX is.

Wow. Congradulations someone went across the grain and said they liked the car. Let me guess, You prayed for forgiveness after posting this right?

I'm not sure if this belongs here or in our Godly Republican Politics forum, but this topic reminded me of a recent Mubarack Obasama picture.

Proverbs 20:26
A wise king scattereth the wicked, and bringeth the wheel over them.

Doubtless he intends to drive that thing into a skyscraper.

WOW! Now you make fun of a man for having fun with his child. wow.

God hates all sport utility vehicles. They are rarely used for sport and waste His resources. That is why they roll over and kill their occupants!

The NSX is a car.

And you are stupid. Turn your computer off and throw it away.

I had the opportunity to drive a WWII Army jeep a few years back. No matter what heathens say, it went where you wanted it to, and it did so quickly.

I drove it up a muddy 70 degree hillside, and it sent straight up and over. Name one modern foreign car that can match that kind of power, and I'll show you a car which will barely last past its warranty period.

Wow a big 60 horsepower. I think all Hondas and acuras make more than that. Also its not uncommon to see a Honda or Acura with 300,000+ miles on it, and still running strong!

Brother Eliot,
I have done a bit of research on people that drive an NSX (In the USA, they were sold as the Acura NSX). They are not queers, and I do apologize for using the vernacular, but I would describe NSX drivers as "total tools".

Some tendencies I have found to be nearly universal in NSX drivers, which are more than 90% young males, are as follows:



Self-loathing, compensates by ridiculing others

Shame based on sexual incompetence and dysfunction, compensates by buying NSX

Intense inferiority complex, compensates by assualting women and retardeds

Methamphetamine addiction

Pornography addiction

Dyslexia

Incontinence

Difficulty emptying bowels in public restrooms, leading to hemorroids

Acne

While not everyone who exhibits these traits and symptoms owns an NSX, nearly all NSX owners exhibit almost all of the above listed abnormalities.

Wow you are the only one who knew it was an Acura.

And Right. All Younger males possibly have these problems. How does that realate to the NSX?


You all are crazy in my opinion. This site is piffleed.

Btw Satan told me to warn you of a possible DoS.

Have a nice day.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

Brother Eliot,
I have done a bit of research on people that drive an NSX (In the USA, they were sold as the Acura NSX). They are not queers, and I do apologize for using the vernacular, but I would describe NSX drivers as "total tools".

Some tendencies I have found to be nearly universal in NSX drivers, which are more than 90% young males, are as follows:

Self-loathing, compensates by ridiculing others

Shame based on sexual incompetence and dysfunction, compensates by buying NSX

Intense inferiority complex, compensates by assualting women and retardeds

Methamphetamine addiction

Pornography addiction

Dyslexia

Incontinence

Difficulty emptying bowels in public restrooms, leading to hemorroids

Acne

While not everyone who exhibits these traits and symptoms owns an NSX, nearly all NSX owners exhibit almost all of the above listed abnormalities.