[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

I hate to say "I told you so," but the cabal of Satanists who run Chrysler Corporation are once again publicly flaunting their hatred for God.

Lest anybody doubt their obsession with Satanic imagery, Chrysler has announced a new model for 2018, a revival of the Dodge Demon.

This is just so unspeakably sad, but not at all surprising. I've been to a few "modern MOPAR" meet-up events, and it's been my observation that Chrysler and Dodge enthusiasts have very poor impulse control. You can tell because they're all overweight.

And gluttony is just about the least Godly trait I can imagine. Bunch of overweight, devil-worshiping libertines.

[Faith_Machine]

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Boy, those Satan worshipers at Chrysler Corporation just don't quit. Their latest affront to God has come in the form of a two-pronged attack, their 2015 Dodge Charger Hellcat and Dodge Challenger Hellcat, both of which bear this disturbing, demonic cat emblem:



They even put their devil cat next to your speedometer, as if to serve as a constant reminder that your dark lord and master, Satan, wants you to go fast:




Both Hellcat models are equipped with 707 horsepower engines, and the four-door Charger Hellcat is therefore the most powerful production sedan you can buy.

The message is clear: Chrysler seeks to drive home the notion that there is no power anywhere that can exceed the might of Satan.


I will soon craft an online petition urging Godly Chevrolet to release a 708 horsepower Camaro, and I trust all of you will join me in signing that petition.

[Faith_Machine]

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Breaking news: God has clearly removed His hand of protection from Chrysler products and their drivers, as Jeep Wranglers (made by Chrysler) are bursting into flames left and right!

[Faith_Machine]

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I would just like to update this thread with my latest, shocking findings. I'm sure many of you have long suspected Chrysler might not be the only car company bought and paid for by a pact with the devil.

You would be correct.

Submitted for your consideration is Mazda Motor Corporation, makers of the quintessential gay motoring icon, the Miata.



Automakers like Chrysler at least try to obfuscate their ties to ancient occult beliefs by hiding behind all-American imagery and ideals. Not so with our slanty-eyed friends at Mazda. To their credit, I suppose, they lay it all out on the table by including the name of their Satanic deity right there in the company's name.

Which Satanic deity would that be? I'm glad you asked! Say hello to Ahura Mazda, the Captain Howdy of ancient Iran:

Ahura Mazdā (also known as Ohrmazd, Ahuramazda, Hourmazd, Hormazd, Hurmuz, Aramazd and Azzandara) is the Avestan name for a divinity of the Old Iranian religion who was proclaimed the uncreated God by Zoroaster, the founder of Zoroastrianism. Ahura Mazda is described as the highest deity of worship in Zoroastrianism, along with being the first and most frequently invoked deity in the Yasna. The word Ahura means light and Mazda means wisdom. Thus Ahura Mazda is the lord of light and wisdom.

Hmmm...

Who else do we know of who is commonly referred to as a lord of light or a light bringer? I seem to recall a certain bad guy in the Bible being referred to with those terms.

Lest you think the connection between Ahura Mazda and Mazda Motor Company is merely superficial, let's have a look at a typical representation of this Zoroastrian devil:



Compare this now to the stylized pair of wings which adorn Mazda's current logo:




Case closed!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

It looks like they have about five people in the audience. I guess there must have been a dope famine going on when they shot that video.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Further proof that (HO)MOPAR fanatics would gladly throw a gallon of Hi-Test in the face of Baby Jesus.



The lead singer/guitarist is obviously demon-possessed, the name of the group (Screaming Blue MESSIAHS???) is godmocking at its most vile, and the song title is "Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Faith_Machine]

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It is my understanding that "Mopar" is a contraction of the words "homo" and "partake." It is a code word to communicate the message, "I partake in homosexuality."

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists?

Do you really believe that throwing around all this hatred is going to earn you a spot next to our maker? I don't think so.

You are very twisted person to mistake love for hatred.
Everybody knows these Mopars are gay. God does not like gays.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

So out of love, we warn people about these gaysexuals. We also have Ex-gay program for Mopars who wishes to be saved.

Because we care.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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A BUNCH OF QUOTES FROM RIGHTEOUS TRUE CHRISTIANS™ ABOUT HELLBOUND HOMOS, THEN AN OUT OF CONTEXT VERSE FROM THE BIBLE, AND THEN A LIE ABOUT CARS

Kindly show us where we are Biblically incorrect. Until you can do that, piss off.

[Nobar King]

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Talk about taking the Bible out of context!!! 2nd Corinthians 11:13-15 describes people who appear to be angels of light, but the examples you have submitted do not meet that criterion, even according to your own post.

You should be more wary of people who address you as "dear sir", as they never have good intentions.

[YouAreMakingJCcry]

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I see that you and your homo buddy have finally self-destructed.

Another homosexual. Color me shocked.

I love how Dodge-driving queer Satanists just barge their way back into a Godly forum and spout the most vile, sickening crap. Back to San Fran, sissy.

So you want all your little Facebook pals to know that you raped and murdered little black children in the bed of your Dodge?

I'd think that the sort of thing a pedophilic psychopath like yourself would wish to keep secret, but to each his own.

Thank you for sharing the Word of God with your heathen, God-mocking, Hellbound pals! Maybe one of them will come to Jesus, and all Heaven will rejoice!

There is a group even more deviant within these people, gay Chryslerist known as Mopars. So stay far away from people wearing something as gay as this if you want to avoid getting AIDS.

Does anybody here sit back and take a look at themselves before spewing all this hatred toward people with different beliefs or ideas?

Do you really believe that throwing around all this hatred is going to earn you a spot next to our maker? I don't think so.

“For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.”
—2nd Corinthians 11:13-15

(And for what it is worth, the Lord doesn't care what kind of vehicle you drive)

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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WAHHHHHHH!!! You're mean because you follow the Bible and I don't!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL of YOU!!!

If it makes you feel better, knock yourself out. But our Lord doesn't listen to the prayers of unsaved heathens like you.

Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

Enjoy Hell loser!

[Alphonse Alban]

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I am truly shocked by reading these posts.

I know. I could not believe these posts from people supporting Chrysler corporation. They were shocking to read. So you better do your best to stay away from such people.

There is a group even more deviant within these people, gay Chryslerist known as Mopars. So stay far away from people wearing something as gay as this if you want to avoid getting AIDS.

[Cranky Old Man]

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How do any of you call yourself “Christians”?

Simple. By following the Holy Bible to the letter.

If you are to judge others by THE CAR THEY DRIVE, then you must judge them by the clothes they wear or the way they do their hair.

Yes we do. God even demands that from us: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves inmodest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"

It is really disturbing that you obviously can’t preach the word of GOD, or you wouldn’t be wasting your time on the internet posting non-sense.

Are you retarded? We are commanded by God to do this: 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

Why don’t you do GOD’s work and go help the homeless

Why help someone who is too lazy to work? God doesn't like lazy people: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

Yes and please delete me because it will just prove that none of you are intelligent enough to have a debate with someone with some intelligence.

When is this person with some intelligence you are referring to going to arrive here? Did he send you first so he would seem smarter?

1st Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"

[devildie]

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How do any of you call yourself “Christians”? If you are to judge others by THE CAR THEY DRIVE, then you must judge them by the clothes they wear or the way they do their hair. The fact that someone from your congregation came up with non-sense shows that you church is truly a satanic church, and is actually promoting satanic behavior by your judgmental behaviors, and comments. I am truly shocked by reading these posts. Reverends– what kind of educational institute did you attend, because you are all grossly un-educated? I will pray for all of you – as you all are destined to go straight to hell with this non-sense. I also hope that someone closes down your satanic church. It is really disturbing that you obviously can’t preach the word of GOD, or you wouldn’t be wasting your time on the internet posting non-sense. Why don’t you do GOD’s work and go help the homeless, or do some charity work. You need to come off your high-horse, and stop drinking from the devil’s wine, because obviously you are either drunk or high. I WILL PRAY FOR ALL YOU!!!
Yes and please delete me because it will just prove that none of you are intelligent enough to have a debate with someone with some intelligence.