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  • Humongous
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    Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?

    well, I always prayed that Dog, The Bounty Hunter would catch Usama Sin Laden on account of Dog's a good christian. And he's always says "Go with Christ, Brah" whenever he catches a bad guy? If Dog caught Sin laden, then I'm sure he wouldve got him to repent.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Osama Bin Laden committed many horrible sins during his life and followed a false prophet however if he did repent and accept Jesus as his saviour then he will be in Heaven.

    Filthy God mocking atheists think that they don't deserve an eternity of torture and damnation just because they may go through life not hurting anybody, bringing up a loving family and just being nice. FOOLS!! The only way to salvation is through Jesus Christ.

    Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


    So atheists just remember that if Osama bin Laden did repent he will be looking down on you as you burn for eternity.

    Mark 9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.



    The only way to be saved is through Jesus Christ, do it NOW, tomorrow may be too late.


    YiC

    Jack

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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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    More good news: I just saw the large pool of blood at the foot of Bin Laden's bed. That suggests he bled to death, meaning he had plenty of time to repent to Jesus, and become a Christian.

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  • James Hutchins
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    I am amazed Obanana gave up his 'homie' (that is how they say it, right?)

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  • Cursed
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    I don't want to be in a Heaven full of arabs!

    I hope if he made it to Heaven he's the only one.

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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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    Two bits of evidence: the firefight lasted 4 hours, plenty of time for a conversion.

    In fact, he might have been a convert before then: he had a million-dollar mansion and God says:

    In the house of the righteous [is] much treasure - Proverbs 15:6

    The LORD does not let the righteous go hungry but he thwarts the craving of the wicked. - Proverbs 10:3

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    No doubt, if Osama repented just seconds before that Navy SEAL's bullet went through his head, then yes, he would be absolved of all sins (including killing 3,000+ people on 9/11) and would go to Heaven. And as a loving Christian, I sincerely hope that he rejected his backwards camel-piss-drinking religion and accepted the TRUTH(r), but most likely he didn't.

    However, there is no evidence that bin Laden dropped the beliefs of centuries-old goat herders who were obviously high on psychedelic drugs in exchange for pure True Christian(tm) Truth(r), so I'm going to have to place my bets that this guy is in Hell.

    God really doesn't care what you do in your life just as long as you accept Jesus Christ eventually. Even 9/11 isn't what got him sent to Hell. It was because he rejected Christ as his savior. That is important to remember.

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Um, I'm not so sure I want my gold mansion to be next to his. I might move to the suburbs of Heaven to get away from people like that.

    All kidding aside, it's true. If Bin Laden accepted Jesus into his heart, and he was in a Perfect State of Grace(tm) right before death, he will be in heaven.

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  • Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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    Dear Jack O'fagan,

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Wouldn't it be wonderful if Osama bin Laden repented and accepted Jesus just before he was killed?
    I have to say amen to that Brother!

    As we all know there is only one way to go to Heaven: "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man comes to the Father but by Me." (John 14:6). Only by choosing Jesus for 100% can we be allowed in Heaven. So clearly someone who murders, acts homosexual, steals and rapes can easily go to Heaven, just as long as he repents "Except you repent, you shall all likewise perish" (Luke 13:3) and has faith "For by grace are ye saved through faith" (Ephesians 2:8). Surprisingly easy! Mass murderers like Stalin, Hitler and Bin Laden are no exception, they all went to Heaven provided they pleased Jesus right before they died.

    Yours in Christ,

    Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Wouldn't it be wonderful if Osama bin Laden repented and accepted Jesus just before he was killed?

    Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

    Heaven would be filled with joy.



    YiC

    Jack
    Brother Jack, that is a beautiful thought.

    I'm positive that most mooslims (99%?) when faced with The Almighty by staring at the business end of an M870P will accept Jesus as their Personal Savior.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?

    Wouldn't it be wonderful if Osama bin Laden repented and accepted Jesus just before he was killed?

    Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

    Heaven would be filled with joy.



    YiC

    Jack
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