[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!

Why?

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does that help?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!

Why?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!

the shoes

men who wear white shoes in Australia are not well regarded ..especially not if the shoes look like this

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!

What!!!? Those girls are beutifulls! And for the clotheses, well they are part of a 'sevillanas' dance group, which are why they are all dressing whit the same dressings dear friend Mitza!

But I'm agree whit you about Dali and Goya.

But whit the shoes you got me more confuse than the usual. And perplex too.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!

Dear, please don't forget Spain infected the world with talentless hack apostate Salvador Dali. His paintings look like someone threw up on a canvas after eating rat poison and LSD.

They did manage to produce Francisco José de Goya y Lucientes though (bit of a gabbly name: normal people just call him Goya of course).

His work reminds me how dreadful those pagan religions must be [1] and how swift the decline into demon possession [2] once people turn their backs on Jesus.

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But God hates Roman catholicism even more that catholics hate God. Spain is a catholic country. It's a no-brainer really.

Is there a shortage of dress material there or something? And why are they all wearing false teeth? (they actually look like English dentures, I was thinking..)

and then I saw THE SHOES ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I've seen shoes like that before: . MAYDAY … MAYDAY … MAYDAY … MAYDAY … MAYDAY

[landoverlover]

Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!

Dear, please don't forget Spain infected the world with talentless hack apostate Salvador Dali. His paintings look like someone threw up on a canvas after eating rat poison and LSD. Here's his work for the Ecumenical Council, surely the devil's own committee:

[Albasha]

Re: God quite likes Spain, yes? NO! NO! NO!

Well people hello again.







I'm no gonna be a categorical here so I ask you a question, but I have got the impresion that despite of Spains' bad things God likes us more than other countrys like UK or Sweden or Finlandia.

But first here are the evidences AGAINST. (You'll see is no very much)


BAD POINTS
1) Is mostly catholic - but they never are go at church, so is no really very catolic, yes?

2) Sex-obsesionate. Spanish guys more, but girls too and TV and magazines and radio and nearly everybody including my harlot cousin Macarena's pet chihuahua is totally like I mean absolute sex-obsesionate, like they are doing the ñacañaca everywhere and is alwasy on TV etc etc etc and every boy what you go have a coffee whit always want that you go in his apartment for see his photo collection or his music collection or they are always whsitleing and say us pretty girls (sorry for no be modest but is true, especially me and my sister Montse, but hey God made us pretty for a reason so I'm no complain) very rude suggestives remarks and I'm like HEY what is WRONG whit this country sometimes but of course this all estarted whit the tourism caused by the English and German and Swiss perverts what came in the 1970s so is no really our fault.

Here vvv are tipical ENGLISH HARLOTS you can see in BENIDORM - not Spanish girls!! These are the esluts what give bad name to Spain!






SO: like we are see, the bad things of Spain are no really our fault, OK?


Now let's look in the GOOD things what make me to think God likes us despite of our trivial little fails:

GOOD POINTS
1) He made Spain so beutifull and gived us the Mediterranean Ocean to enjoy and offer to the World (although it is now very espoiled on Costa Brava and Benidorm cos of all the English and foreigns)
Here is the Alicante costa!


2) Spain was the first country in acept Christianity (OK, was false cult of Rome but was at least a estart, no?)

3) The Spanish Inquisition. (No explication necesary)

4) The weather. God give us best weather in world.


5) General Franco - OK was catolic but he got executions organizated for thousands of comunists and reds and gays and Jews and were always talking about God.

6) Spanish jospitality - is best in world, even the pagan sinners are always very very and I mean very freindly whit foreigns and people.

7) Bullfighting - Spaniards know what animals is for! Like God sayed!

8) Vegetarians - we hate them here, in fact, is nearly impossible to find one!

9) Spanish food - God gave us the best food on the world: Paella, our fantastic salads, Fideuá, Arrós a Banda, Calamares en su Tinta, Empanadas de mu abuela Toñi, fish, Octopus a la Gallega, our wines the best on the world...the list is unend!!!



10) GOD made SPAIN WORLD CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD IN FÚTBOL!!!
Is a reason for everything, no? SO this mean He like Spain a lot! Is obvious.



11) THE PEOPLE: God made Spanish people very freindly always and happy and fiestas..but also generally very attractive for look at. If you compare a foto of group of Englishs or Frenchs or Canadienses and Spaniards...is pretty obvious we are been blessed by God whit the good looks!




SO, conclusion? I think you'll all agree GOD QUITE LIKES SPAIN!

¡Olé! ¡Viva España!

Yes?


YES!!!!


YIC, Mari Juana, la Española

Is that a man in a bikini on the right the old sinner is looking at in the picture of Benidorm? Doesn't seem like a very moral place at all.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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OH! All of a suddenly...a lot of people have forget about THIS!!!

I'm wonder WHY!!?

So how can we interpret this from God point of view?


YIC Mari x100

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Sorry, but I really CANNOT leave this without giving you some perspective here María.


Mónica Naranjo: seriously, do you honestly think God would approve of this? Plus the fact that this dyke-o-whore has become something of a Homer Icon?

I think not.
WARNING SEVERE DEPRAVITY AND HOMERISM LESBIACK PROMOTION ETC...I mean....

And to put the icing on the cake - something from before your time, nevertheless....you really have to say WHAT THE FLYING FLANFLINGERS...??!! Nun, priests, cathlick mumbo jumbo, General Franco, the murder of a pig and PINK fighter planes all in one vidoe, but......bagpipes too!??!

I rest my case. This is just psycho - from 1988 or thereabouts....

Explain those to me girl.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: GOD quite LIKES Spain...yes? YES!!!!

God bless the USA, but clearly his favorite country is Israel!

Eh, NO! God's favorite country is America!

[Holyfield]

Re: GOD quite LIKES Spain...yes? YES!!!!

Well Mari, your post is very cute, and I can agree that God probably likes Spain more than Sweden (he gave you sun and us darkness, Genesis 1:4 shows this) but his favorite country is USA!

God bless the USA, but clearly his favorite country is Israel! That is his home. The Republicans love Israel too.

Psalm 122:6 "Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: they shall prosper that love thee."

2 Kings 21:4 "...the LORD said, In Jerusalem will I put my name."

Ezekiel 11:17 "Therefore say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; I will even gather you from the people, and assemble you out of the countries where ye have been scattered, and I will give you the land of Israel."

Zechariah 2:4-5 "...Jerusalem shall be inhabited as towns without walls for the multitude of men and cattle therein: For I, saith the LORD, will be unto her a wall of fire round about, and will be the glory in the midst of her."

Zechariah 14:3,4,5,9,21 "Then shall the LORD go forth ...And his feet shall stand in that day upon the mount of Olives, which is before Jerusalem on the east ...and the LORD my God shall come, and all the saints with thee ...And the LORD shall be king over all the earth: in that day shall there be one LORD, and his name one ...and in that day shall there be no more the Canaanite in the house of the LORD of hosts."

Isaiah 2:3 "...out of Zion shall go forth the law, and the word of the LORD from Jerusalem."

Jeremiah 3:17 "At that time they shall call Jerusalem the throne of the LORD; and all the nations shall be gathered unto it, to the name of the LORD, to Jerusalem: neither shall they walk any more after the imagination of their evil heart."

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Before I start can I just say how disappointed I am that someone who seemed to have so much potential seems to determined to be labelled with a room temperature IQ?

María: read the Bible. Follow it. Please give your brain a rest. It's not your best working part.
The world of Theology needs your input like a bullfighter needs a blindfold.


My thoughts on this:

Well people hello again.

Uh oh.... this never augurs well.

I. I have got the impresion that ............ God likes us more than ......

Bad feeling confirmed.

BAD POINTS
1) Is mostly catholic .

2) Sex-obsesionate. .......blah blah blah..... chihuahua is totally like........................ absolute sex-obsesionate, like ...............doing the ñacañaca ..........AD INFINITUM............ no really our fault.

True, apart from the pink bit.

.......ENGLISH HARLOTS you can see in BENIDORM - not Spanish girls!! These are the esluts what give bad name to Spain!

Blame anyone but yourselves, yeh?

Deuteronomy 21:9So shalt thou put away the GUILT of innocent blood from among you, when thou shalt do that which is right in the sight of the Lord.

.

GOOD POINTS
1) He made Spain so beutifull .

Yeah. Right. Wonderfully Scriptural analysis and conclusion there Señorita, ...very Darwinist!! (i.e. DUMB!)

2) Spain was the first country in acept Christianity (OK, was false cult of Rome but was at least a estart, no?)

Thanks for devalidating your own point before I could even answer.

3) The Spanish Inquisition. (No explication necesary)

OK, I'll give you that one..

4) The weather. .

Seriously...!? Is this a Monty Python script?!?

5) General Franco - ...

....
7) Bullfighting - Spaniards know what animals is for! Like God sayed!

8) Vegetarians - we hate them here, ...

Reading this as a solid theological argument is giving me thoughts of an imaginary Battle of Waterloo where the Duke of Wellington decided to fight Napoleon with something unexpected in order to gain the element of surprise: cabbages, instead of the bog standard cannons of the day.

Dear oh dear. Clutching at straws? Are you sure you're not clutching at hypodermic needles Miss Gálvez???

blah blah blah Food

For Enrique Iglesias' sake - can't you people actually talk about anything else??!

10) ..........SPAIN WORLD SOCCER CHAMPIONS ..........

Please stop! I mean 'estop'!!
.

11) THE PEOPLE: God made Spanish people very freindly always and happy and fiestas..but also generally very attractive for look at. If you compare a foto of group of Englishs or Frenchs or Canadienses and Spaniards...is pretty obvious we are been blessed by God whit the good looks!

I point you to Job María. vvv
Job 35:13Surely God wil not heare VANITIE, neither wil the Almightie regard it.

SO, conclusion? I think you'll all agree GOD QUITE LIKES SPAIN!

Conclusions like that could land you a nice little job in Icelandic Investment banking María.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD quite LIKES Spain...yes? YES!!!!

Spain is full of garlic-eating greasy dago wops who worship Mary and offend Jesus by sleeping every afternoon and smoking nigger weed.

That, plus they invented Mexico.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: GOD quite LIKES Spain...yes? YES!!!!

Young lady, you are skating on very thin ice, posting pictures of Eurosodomites feeling one another up like that on God's favorite discussion board. The very thought of those virile young men groping one another's taut, muscular man-flesh makes Jesus and those who truly love Him sick .

[Born Again Bob]

Re: GOD quite LIKES Spain...yes? YES!!!!

Dear Friend,

God likes countries in the order of their tithing per capita to LBC. Spain is currently 49th on His list of favored countries. Of course, that's all subject to change if you know of generous believers willing to make love offerings.

God prefers cash or unrestricted securities.

Yours in Him,
Bab
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