[Nighthawk]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

Hm, I expected to wake up in Heaven by now. Seems Jesus has more sinners for me to save.

My annual bring-your-own-meat BBQ is next Saturday. If someone gives me cake there will be cake.

If I were anywhere near you, I would bring you cake. Happy birthday- a day late! And a cake short...

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

Happy belated birthday! Have you beat Methuselah's record yet?

[SUV]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

SUV said it, I believe it, that settles it!

GLORY!

(Maybe he'll give us some of those yummy Meatballs if we ask nicely, too!)

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

SUV said it, I believe it, that settles it!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

I sought to inject JESUS into a somewhat secular thread, that's all.

I probably should have said, "Jesus (the) Christ - you kids get off of his lawn."

Still sounds like you are taking your lords name in vain!

Shall I get the stones?

[SUV]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

Please forgive me if I'm confused, and I probably am, but...

Did you just take our Lord's name in vain?

I sought to inject JESUS into a somewhat secular thread, that's all.

I probably should have said, "Jesus (the) Christ - you kids get off of his lawn."

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

Very nice Mr Freddie: are you ALWAYS trying cause troubles??
You can be 'Tour de France Pink Shirt Estupid' sometimes.

Trouble! I was not the one throwing around accusations of blasphemy, take that up with Fake_Machine

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

back·ped·al (bkpdl)
intr.v. back·ped·aled or back·ped·alled, back·ped·al·ing or back·ped·al·ling, back·ped·als
1. To move the pedals of a bicycle or similar vehicle backward, especially to apply a brake.
2. To move backward by taking short quick steps, as in boxing or football.
3. To retreat or withdraw from a position or attitude: Faith_Machine later backpedaled on the issue.

Very nice Mr Freddie: are you ALWAYS trying cause troubles??
You can be 'Tour de France Pink Shirt Estupid' sometimes.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

I did no such thing!

I merely asked her if she'd committed such an offense. If she says no, that's good enough for me!

back·ped·al (bkpdl)
intr.v. back·ped·aled or back·ped·alled, back·ped·al·ing or back·ped·al·ling, back·ped·als
1. To move the pedals of a bicycle or similar vehicle backward, especially to apply a brake.
2. To move backward by taking short quick steps, as in boxing or football.
3. To retreat or withdraw from a position or attitude: Faith_Machine later backpedaled on the issue.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

I did no such thing!

I merely asked her if she'd committed such an offense. If she says no, that's good enough for me!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

Jo Freddie, I know it's not explicitly stated in the rules that Unsaved Trash are not allowed to call for the stoning of True Christians™, but I think that's pretty much implied.

Also, since she is a True Christian™, I believe she gets the benefit of the doubt, and unless we're told otherwise, we have to assume that there's been a simple misunderstanding.

You are the one accusing her of a stoneable offence. I mealy highlight the consequences of such an accusation according to the KJV-CFT.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

Jo Freddie, I know it's not explicitly stated in the rules that Unsaved Trash are not allowed to call for the stoning of True Christians™, but I think that's pretty much implied.

Also, since she is a True Christian™, I believe she gets the benefit of the doubt, and unless we're told otherwise, we have to assume that there's been a simple misunderstanding.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

¡Feliz Cumple Viejo Gruñón!
Happy Birthday!

YIC, Mari

[Frederick Bloomers]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

may you use your next year informing us of many things God hates, Mr Man!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Blessed Birthday, CRANKY OLD MAN!

Please forgive me if I'm confused, and I probably am, but...

Did you just take our Lord's name in vain?

Stone her, next thing you know she will be telling you the fish is good enough for Jehovah!