[SUV]

Re: HELL-o-ween

*Sends an army of dung beetles*

Could you instead send them to my Home, please? They'd be a Perfect Topping for the bread I bake.

[Ixi]

Re: HELL-o-ween

*Sends an army of dung beetles*

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HELL-o-ween

That's nice! For an unsaved person who doesn't understand that JESUS needs CASH, not more leaves. But thanks anyway, Icky. We will make a Christian out of you yet!

[Ixi]

Re: HELL-o-ween

*sends a giant bouquet of leaves to Landover*

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: HELL-o-ween

Of course there is, for those who have kept their Tithing up to date...

You mean you didn't get the check I sent in the mail some time back? How very strange, it must have gotten lost in the mail. But it's the thought that counts, right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HELL-o-ween

Speaking of typos, is there a spell check feature on this forum?

Of course there is, for those who have kept their Tithing up to date...

[Ixi]

Re: HELL-o-ween

I don't think so. SQUEE!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: HELL-o-ween

That Rachael, was a typo. Not confusion between "there" and "their", which little miss witchy does often.

Speaking of typos, is there a spell check feature on this forum?

[Ixi]

Re: HELL-o-ween

OMG, shut up about the grammer!

[Enobarbus]

Re: HELL-o-ween

Yup, soon it'll be yule


Hey, just because we're hellbound heathens doesn't mean we can't go to the mall


There will be NO cat or baby killing, thankyou very much!


(Sigh) Yes Eno, sorry Eno....I'll just be getting back to the spidery cave now.....

That Rachael, was a typo. Not confusion between "there" and "their", which little miss witchy does often.

[Ixi]

Re: HELL-o-ween

I'd rather not, but my sister is interested in joining this forum.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HELL-o-ween

And I'll hop out of this tree and give my mom back her laptop, thank you for your support Rachel.

I better talk to your mom. Put her on, please.

[Ixi]

Re: HELL-o-ween

And I'll hop out of this tree and give my mom back her laptop, thank you for your support Rachel.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: HELL-o-ween

I can't wait until Yule! *Runs off to find a tree*

Yup, soon it'll be yule

Filthy harlots! How dare you exchange the greetings of your satanic cult in God's favorite forum?! You should be preparing for the Holiest Day of the year, Jesus' Birthday.

Now off to the mall with you both! Honor Jesus and support our troops in iraquistan by shopping!

Hey, just because we're hellbound heathens doesn't mean we can't go to the mall

I'm sure it is good for you hellbound witches that the weather is fine. Makes it easier to dance skyclad around bonfires, skin cats, and roast Christian babies. May God have mercy on your depraved souls but protect the cats and babies.

There will be NO cat or baby killing, thankyou very much!

Did you here (do I spy a spelling error in your post, dear Eno?) what Pastor Zeke said? You will not use these Holy boards to discuss your pagan rituals and plan orgies. Thank you.

(Sigh) Yes Eno, sorry Eno....I'll just be getting back to the spidery cave now.....

[Ixi]

Re: HELL-o-ween

Ok ok.....*holds up a flag* Yay Jesus!