[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

So beating someone means you love them? Thats dumb. Now I'll be right back, I have to tuck in Avian.

Avian? As in avian flu?
Your family certainly have some strange names.

What's wrong with normal, Godly, names?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

So beating someone means you love them? Thats dumb. Now I'll be right back, I have to tuck in Avian.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

I know they love me dim-wit. Where did you get such a strange idea that they don't?

From the above verse, can't you read?
Your dad "spareth his rod" meaning he don't hit you with a rod, cane, paddle, or some such similar instruement.

"He that loveth him (her in your case) chastenth him (her in your case) betimes."
They doesn't discipline you, therefore they do not love you.

This is all very easy to understand.
Alteast for a Godly man that is.. It may be difficult for an unsaved harlot.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

I know they love me dim-wit. Where did you get such a strange idea that they don't?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

My parents do love me! I think it is you guys that are strange!

Your parents doesn't love you. Where did you get that strange idea?

He that spareth his rod hateth his son:
But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Proverbs 13:24

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

My parents do love me! I think it is you guys that are strange!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: OMFG

Ok, it has become quite clear that this family is shall we say,strange"?
These are the type of children we need in our boot camp. Will everyone pray for these poor girls and pray to the Lord that he delivers them into my hands at the Landover Bootcamp.

It really causes me anguish to think that these poor girls will go to hell because their parents don't love them enough to discipline them.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

Vinnie is sincere when he says he's sorry to hear that, lil Ixolotl.

So how old is your mom? she dating anyone?

That's cute....and probably apropos. But she won't know that you are playing on axolotl and almost no one here will know what one is.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone.

Vinnie is sincere when he says he's sorry to hear that, lil Ixolotl.

So how old is your mom? she dating anyone?

[Talitha]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

Maybe you could just once (whilst sitting in your tree) take with you a copy of The Bible(KJV1611)?
You'd be amazed at the way the words of this sacred book are as good as any Poetry you care to read.
Many of these Verses carry my reasons for Loving Jesus Christ™ Our Saviour©
Proverbs has some wonderful lines:
Proverbs 8:17
I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me

Proverbs 16:13
Righteous lips are the delight of kings; and they love him that speaketh right

Proverbs 18:21
Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof

Proverbs 22:11
He that loveth pureness of heart, for the grace of his lips the king shall be his friend

Wonderful stuff.

Thank you Lord.

.

[SUV]

Re: OMFG

. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

My Good Baptist God! Sitting on the crotch of the tree is even worse than "humping" it!

Ah, the Sin and Wickedness I have seen here on this board lately

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

Ixi,

I never suggested you indulge in the depraved act of aurborphila but I am saying you mother is, shall we say, has a 'green thumb', if you get my drift.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

Maybe he took off?
That man I saw in your kitchen with your mom might be her new man then...
Tell you mother to stop being such a harlot, it isn't lawful for her to fornicate with anyone but her husband.

And they almost did it right in front of me too.
Praise Jesus that He averted my eyes, and led me out of that hellhole you call a home in time.
And writing poetry isn't something anyone should indulge in, as it leads to a life of demonic opression, drug abuse, and homersexualism.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

My dad is NOT in prison! He's just gone. Sitting in a tree to write poetry doesn't mean I hump it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

I never heard of anyone humping the shrubbery, I sure don't do.

Friend,

You are a wicker? Correct? Sating their lust on shrubbery is what wickers do. Why look at Lilith; when she was here at Freehold several of our gardeners quit in disgust over what she was doing to the bushes. Now maybe a girl as young as you doesn't do that yet, PRAISE Jesus if that is so and there is till hope for you Ixi, but for sure your mother does that. Why do you think your dad was thrown into prison Ixi? So your' mother could spend more time in the yard.