[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

I never heard of anyone humping the shrubbery, I sure don't do.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

Well my family isn't poor.

But you do flipping hump the shrubbery? You can be honest with us. We are kind and compassionate True Christians™, we hate the sin but not the sinner; and nothing you admit to us would ever be used against you except in order to save your soul. It is good to hear that your family is not poor: this will make salvation that much easier.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: OMFG

ROTFLMFAO @ U & Landover, |\|()()|3s.

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[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

Well my family isn't poor.

Of course they aren't. That's why we know you have money to send to Landover.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: OMFG

STFU, n00b. WTF?!? IIRC, it's just a game, and AFAIK there's nothing wrong with that. That is, BTW, that IRL nothing is happening with the 'joystick' for 'amusement' as you put it. RLY, if you feel the need to draw a crude sexual reference to every innocent little thing like that, then there is something wrong with you.

BTW, FPS, RPG, MMO, etc. games are fun. ESP BF2, AA, and CoD. FPS games > this lame forum anyway. ZOMG, a game?!? WTF! Blasphemy!

Friend,

What is your problem? Your post is gibberish; it looks like you are demonically possessed. We here at Landover can help you.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Well my family isn't poor.

[EPluribusUnum (On Moderation)]

Re: OMFG

And work the 'joystick' for your amusement. Just sick Ixi.

STFU, n00b. WTF?!? IIRC, it's just a game, and AFAIK there's nothing wrong with that. That is, BTW, that IRL nothing is happening with the 'joystick' for 'amusement' as you put it. RLY, if you feel the need to draw a crude sexual reference to every innocent little thing like that, then there is something wrong with you.

BTW, FPS, RPG, MMO, etc. games are fun. ESP BF2, AA, and CoD. FPS games > this lame forum anyway. ZOMG, a game?!? WTF! Blasphemy!

[SUV]

Re: OMFG

"flipping hump, flipping hump, flipping hump"

Of course I, an ignorant woman, have no idea what this means, but still and all, I have a feeling that Pastor is going to get you for this

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Shut up! I don't flipping hump the shrubbery and my family's not poor!

[SUV]

Re: OMFG

Even....topiary, Brother Eno?

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

What I can't go figger is, if there are Men all over the house, why is she "humping the shrubbery?"

I better go to her "Home" on a Christian Mission of Mercy to find out what-all is going on there.

(Hon, it's the one with all the big plastic lawn chairs outside with Cigarette burns all over them, Right?)

Wickedans are like this, I'm afraid, Sister. I will respect your delicate nature and not go into details, but these witches and Gothics -- especially the young ones, have abandoned themselves to all manner of unnatural carnal affections, including relations with shrubs, fence posts, and barnyard animals.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

First: He is NOT in prison, you don't even know his name.
Second: All I said was five dollars was measly, I have a better future then that.
Third: Its just a phrase
Fourth: Enjoy being God's pathetic slave.

All I said was five dollars was measly, I have a better future then that.

What does that mean? That you expect to be carriage trade and not walk the streets?

You really do need to give up these debauched notions of being a call-girl, Icky, and do something positive with your life. Finding Jesus and tithing to Landover is the first step to Salvation©, you know. That and repenting of course. And you have an awful lot of repenting to do already, I'm afraid. There is no time to start like when you are young. Once you have been a tart for 25 years you will find it that much harder to escape. Look at Lilith -- do you want to end up like her? -- Having been a tart for 65 years and now charging Ukranian Sailors a buck a pop? That's where you will end up if you don't watch out.

[SUV]

Re: OMFG

What I can't go figger is, if there are Men all over the house, why is she "humping the shrubbery?"

I better go to her "Home" on a Christian Mission of Mercy to find out what-all is going on there.

(Hon, it's the one with all the big plastic lawn chairs outside with Cigarette burns all over them, Right?)

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: OMFG

I'm curious if you were really at my house or not....so whats it look like?

Small, ugly, and somewhat run down.
No house that a True Christian would live in, that's for sure.
Your family is quite poor aren't they?

That's why it would be a relief for them if I bought you, one less mouth to feed and a few thousand dollars on the bank account.

Don't you want your family to be happy, Ixi?
You can help them by encouraging them to sell you to me, I promise I'm going to treat you right (like the KJV1611 teaches):
I will teach you the Bible, learn you your role in the world, and seed you on a regular basis.
(The offspring would have to be sold however, being bastards, I'm sure you understand.)

In short, I'm offering you Salvation, and your parents a financial relief.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: OMFG

It's just a phrase (corrected by MSTT)

So is this: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels." It's one that you'll hear if you keep on your present path.

Enjoy being God's pathetic slave.

Enjoy being the pathetic slave for your "lord" and "lady" in hell.