[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

First: He is NOT in prison, you don't even know his name.
Second: All I said was five dollars was measly, I have a better future then that.
Third: Its just a phrase
Fourth: Enjoy being God's pathetic slave.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OMFG

First off, my dad isn't in prison. Second, if I were a prostitute, which I'm not, I would be much more then 5 dollars. Third, the title of this thread is a phrase...Oh My ****ing God.

First off, your dad IS in prison. We have his DOF file and know all about what he did with your pets.

Second, you obviously have given this prostitute idea quite a bit of thought....So how much WOULD you charge (theoretically)? How much would it take?

Third, you have earned a new batch of infraction points for spewing hatred and using coded obscenities in reference to God Almighty.

Fourth, enjoy hell.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

First off, my dad isn't in prison. Second, if I were a prostitute, which I'm not, I would be much more then 5 dollars. Third, the title of this thread is a phrase...Oh My ****ing God.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

One small spelling mistake is a gateway sin. Next you'll be fornicating in public parks with anyone who has $5 in their pocket, using illegal narcotics, and denying Jesus.

Oh wait....I guess you are already doing all that. You should be ashamed.

Does your father in prison know about your perverted lifestyle? I'll bet HE accepted Jesus once he and his cellmate/boyfriend found out that they'd get free donuts and coffee from the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting if they did.

And exactly what does the title of this thread mean? I know it isn't English. Are you passing satanic code to your fellow witches, like Rachael VonHellbound?

It seems that her little boyfriend, Poor little Kev, (former searching for truth or what ever) is on the forum. I better go and see what he's doing. If Icky starts humping the shrubbery -- she was threatening to do something with a tree -- have her physically removed. (Don't let you natural kindness overwhelm you Pastor, just call security, you must be careful with these witches, they can be very fierce, even when quite small).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OMFG

Big deal, one spelling mistake...

One small spelling mistake is a gateway sin. Next you'll be fornicating in public parks with anyone who has $5 in their pocket, using illegal narcotics, and denying Jesus.

Oh wait....I guess you are already doing all that. You should be ashamed.

Does your father in prison know about your perverted lifestyle? I'll bet HE accepted Jesus once he and his cellmate/boyfriend found out that they'd get free donuts and coffee from the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting if they did.

And exactly what does the title of this thread mean? I know it isn't English. Are you passing satanic code to your fellow witches, like Rachael VonHellbound?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Big deal, one spelling mistake...

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

There hope is to live a happy life, and I would die to protect them.

That should be "their" hope. Try to remember the distinction between "there" and "their". That way people are less likely to come to the conclusion that your sisters have an uneducated git for a sibling.

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

There hope is to live a happy life, and I would die to protect them.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

Bah, your wrong! My sisters can be whoever they want to be.

Bah, none of them can be Janis Joplin or Frank Zapper, they are stuck with being mediocrities, and living mundane lives, unless they find Jesus and tithe to Landover.

[Enobarbus]

Re: OMFG

What big house? Your'e lying, there has been no men at my house, and if there was, my sister would have told me, shes suspended for a few weeks.

And what has your sister been suspended for this time?

No, joystick, you just push buttons. Goodness, gracious, can you go a post or two sometime without some salacious reference?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Bah, your wrong! My sisters can be whoever they want to be.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

I'm curious if you were really at my house or not....so whats it look like?

It looks pretty grim. Your cousins are there and your sister is tossed out of school, so you all sit around yappity-yap-yap-yapping, listening to hippie msic, talking about who has done what with their boyfriend and generally ruining your little sister's chance to amount to anything.

I am warning you right now that young girls have air for brains and are easily led astray! You kids better not play with cigarettes!

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

I'm curious if you were really at my house or not....so whats it look like?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OMFG

What is this.....show and tell? Do you mean what was inside or what was running around in the yard?

[Ixi]

Re: OMFG

Don't call her bratty! Now, what animals did you see there?