[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

Truly so?

Truly so.

Well then, then that does explain a lot of our forum guests!

It would seem to fit... Except I behaved a bit better than the recent visitors to the forum, even when I was crazy.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

I remember that I used to have internet access during my two weeks in the psyche ward...

Truly so?

Well then, then that does explain a lot of our forum guests!

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

I think they must let the residents of the local 'happy house' in Austr-aliea onto computers part of the time, which may explain some of the recent forum guests?

I don't think that's so with this one though. I think Satan done got to this one good.

I remember that I used to have internet access during my two weeks in the psyche ward...

[Miss Maisie]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

I think they must let the residents of the local 'happy house' in Austr-aliea onto computers part of the time, which may explain some of the recent forum guests?

I don't think that's so with this one though. I think Satan done got to this one good.

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

I going with Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick

I dunno, I think Mrs. Peacock is lookin' pretty good for this one. That Revolver looks fairly suspicious, too...

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

Furless Chicken is, in fact, a professor of Engrish. One recently banned.

He is that filthy yellow monkey named Hitachi!

I going with Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

In all honesty, I hadn't noticed any.

*Snickers* Well, point taken, but FC's English was markedly better than Hiroshima's.

It certainly shows how displeasing false prophets are that even witches like Alie condemn and mock them.
See what Satan does to people, Alie? Are you still "Undecided", or are you finally going to open your eyes and see that you need Jesus in your life?

Perhaps... If Jesus inspires His good Pastors here to change my username (to Alie [with exactly ONE "L"], or WickedWitch, or SlobberingSillyFace), like I've been asking them to do for the longest time now. But that's a pertty big "if", and I don't see that happening any time soon.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

It certainly shows how displeasing false prophets are that even witches like Allie condemn and mock them.
See what Satan does to people, Allie? Are you still "Undecided", or are you finally going to open your eyes and see that you need Jesus in your life?

[JennyD]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

How did he suddenly form coherent sentences?

In all honesty, I hadn't noticed any.

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

Miss Undecided, I think you've figured it out.

....

Furless Chicken is, in fact, a professor of Engrish. One recently banned.

He is that filthy yellow monkey named Hitachi!

*Gasps* It makes so much sense! All his rage towards Landover! All his obvious hate for Zeke, the Pastor who banned him! But wait a minute... Mitsubishi doesn't speak English even half as well as Furry Christian (even though FC's English is worse than my four-year old nephew). How did he suddenly form coherent sentences?

[JennyD]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

You're teaching language and yet you clearly don't have a grasp of basic English. Are you teaching Chinese or something?

Miss Undecided, I think you've figured it out.

He's not teaching Chinese, and he's not some Australienne bogan. The evidence tells us who he really is. Let's review:

FC is not just upset about the statistics posted about Australiennes' inability to read, write, or stop chugging Foster's lager and buggering one another, but also about things said about, as John McCain calls them, "Gooks". Yes, I mean Asians.

He speaks only about Asians and Australiennes. Not Nigras, not Yids, not Injuns, not even Abos or Homers. Just Asians and Australiennes.

He claims to be a university professor teaching language.

He has a grudge against Landover.

I believe that Furless Chicken does indeed teach a language. He is not Australienne; rather, he is part of that OTHER class he cares so much for.



Furless Chicken is, in fact, a professor of Engrish. One recently banned.

He is that filthy yellow monkey named Hitachi!

[Seeker]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

I bet you experience that every day in your World. Do you get tired of 'dusting' your feet?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

Matthew 10:12 And when ye come into an house, salute it.
10:13 And if the house be worthy, let your peace come upon it: but if it be not worthy, let your peace return to you.
10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrah in the day of judgment, than for that city.

If you're going to quote scrambled scripture, at least be kind enough to provide chapter and verse. I had to have my husband, Mr. Whitford, turn off the monitoring software so I could properly search your quote.
The thing about this scripture is Jesus was talking to the apostles. As a false prophet filled with Satan's demons, it doesn't apply to you.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

My over/under for when dickless will post again is 15 minutes.

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

What do you know, the unders won. Dickless left, but he's back now--but only for the purpose of telling us once again that he is going to leave. Totally ZERO balls on this guy.

[WickedWitch]

Re: False prophet persecutes Christians

My over/under for when dickless will post again is 15 minutes.

"If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, shake the dust off your feet when you leave the home or town. I tell you the truth, it will be more bearable for Sodom and Gomorrah on the day of judgment than for that town."

*Snickers*