[SUV]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Only thing that bothers me are the upper arms; looks like big, black ants are going to come crawling out at any moment:

[Brother Temperance]

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2- People who say that is me are, once again, bearing false witness witch...

You're the only witch here, witch!

[Ann the jewess]

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Riiiiight. And I suppose someone used photoshop to paint those green sores all over you arms too?

1- The picture still isn't me. You can say it's me all you want, but it still won't be me (although, I have to admit, I wish I did look more like her; I could stand to loose about twenty to thirty pounds. Never ever wanted a tatoo, though).
2- People who say that is me are, once again, bearing false witness witch is a direct violation of the Ten Commandments. That makes you a hypocrite and Jesus hates hypocrites.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Here's the "Flit" Rev. Rodimer - good for what itches her!

Oh, I see! Thanks!

Now I feel like a silly Flithead.

[SUV]

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Sister SUV, I cannot find "Flit" in my KJV. What, pray tell, is a Flit?

Here's the "Flit" Rev. Rodimer - good for what itches her!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Actually, I have read the Bible. Somebody decided to edit my message and add "n't" to the end of "did." Again, somebody here is bearing false witness against me.

Riiiiight. And I suppose someone used photoshop to paint those green sores all over you arms too?

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Why should we believe you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Actually, I have read the Bible. Somebody decided to edit my message and add "n't" to the end of "did." Again, somebody here is bearing false witness against me.

Pastors, Anne here read parts of the Bible (like Numbers 31) and found she didn't like everything God had to say. These are the parts her Anglican't Overlord, Father Feelgood, told her not to bother reading because they were unpleasant.

Having read them and that God is a big mean bully, Anne has decided would rather go to Hell than worship Him.

[Ann the jewess]

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To be fair to the contemptible witch scum, it's perfectly possible that she could be telling the truth about being a former Anglican't "reverend", AND also be telling the truth about never having so much as glanced at God's Word.

Actually, I have read the Bible. Somebody decided to edit my message and add "n't" to the end of "did." Again, somebody here is bearing false witness against me.

[Brother Temperance]

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So you admit that you've never read the Holy Bible, yet you reject it out of hand. What happened to the "open-minded tolerance" you witch scum are always whining on about? How can you make the decision to spit in our Lord's loving face without having even bothered to read the book He wrote?

Which means you lied about being an ex "reverend." You satanists are just addicted to lies, aren't you.

To be fair to the contemptible witch scum, it's perfectly possible that she could be telling the truth about being a former Anglican't "reverend", AND also be telling the truth about never having so much as glanced at God's Word.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I didn't. That's why I reject it.

So you admit that you've never read the Holy Bible, yet you reject it out of hand. What happened to the "open-minded tolerance" you witch scum are always whining on about? How can you make the decision to spit in our Lord's loving face without having even bothered to read the book He wrote?

Which means you lied about being an ex "reverend." You satanists are just addicted to lies, aren't you.

[Brother Temperance]

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I didn't. That's why I reject it.

Wouldn't it make more sense to read it before making your mind up about it? I mean, I know you're a feeble-minded hell-bound lesbian and all, but still...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Quick, Ma, get the Flit!

Sister SUV, I cannot find "Flit" in my KJV. What, pray tell, is a Flit?

[SUV]

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She's All Afire all Right, but not for JESUS.

Only to keep on itchin & scratchin, scratchin & itchin all of her ticks and chiggers, chiggers & ticks

Quick, Ma, get the Flit!

[Ann the jewess]

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I didn't. That's why I reject it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER REMINDER! PRAISE!!!