[Cheshire]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

You know what I sometimes wish Christians could have?

Lions specifically made to maul anyone who doesn't read the KJV.

Great talking point at dinner parties!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Just a reminder, folks!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

Freedom.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

I'd say you hate yourself, which is a good first step towards Salvation©.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

If you ever find your way to Jesus, you'll wake up with a smile on your lips and a song in your heart every day. As you can see, we True Christians™ are the most positive, loving and well-balanced folks you'll ever meet.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

Yes, Lack of Attention.

My feeling is that you are at odds with yourself, as you have realized that you are “not-conforming” in the ways that millions of other pubescent young people are “not conforming”, and you find that fewer people actually give you the attention you think you deserve.

I feel that you are struggling to make sense of a world and beginning to realize that it is far more complex than you thought.

You seem to me to hold liberal views and believe that others’ lifestyle should be encouraged for the diversity that it brings to society. But did you give Landover the same chance and you would give to an aficionado of the chocolate starfish or a heathen foreigner? No.

Re-read the threads around here. Consider that there must be something in Landover that brings the wise, Godly, compassionate and thoughtful together and keeps them together regardless of the abuse from Unsaved heathens.

That thing, my friend is the KJV1611. Remember Landover is here to convey the Gospel, and those Holy Words are not always welcome on the ears, but they are constant and The Truth™.

So quit assing around you piece of dung and get some reading done – you know no one cares what you think when God’s thoughts are on the menu.

May God smile upon you son.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

You lie, ya mama dresses ya funny, you don't love jesus and your feet stink!! You specifically said above:

"they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it"

Exactly what "it" were you referring to if not America?? Not only are you atheist people going to hell but you are a bunch of knuckleheads too.

Aren't you the same homo derelict that suggested pouring two bottles of asprin into a cake batter and then eating it in another thread??

[LyingDingDong]

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KingKongsDingDong: they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity

Gee whiz that was tough you mushbrain!

So what do I really hate? It's not America it's...

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.

Tell me why I hate America and I will give you a cookie. You can find it, it's in one of the posts you quoted.

KingKongsDingDong: they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity

Gee whiz that was tough you mushbrain!

[JebediahJackson]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

And, lo, the wrath of God shall descend upon thee...

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Yes, buy a real copy, like Sister MM says!

My hardcover King James comes in handy to bop unruly heathens on Fridays when my son-in-law commands me to stand on the sidewalks of Nob Hill at lunchtime, witnessing to the unsaved (especially those sissy episscopalians on their way down the street from the cathedral, Jesus forgive noddy!)

Tell it, Sister! I can't decide which are worse, them or the cattylicks that gather in packs after their masses (perhaps that's why they call their services "masses"?) outside their so-called churches and taunt God-fearing Christians who are minding their own very profitable businesses!

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

You said you hate America, I did NOT. I Love America. Why - because as God's chosen nation we True Christian™ Baptists™ that are all on the Straight & Narrow™ will actually get to watch you queers burn in hell. I personally believe that vision will exponentially increase our enjoyment of Heaven you little lunatic communist.

Tell me why I hate America and I will give you a cookie. You can find it, it's in one of the posts you quoted.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.

You said you hate America, I did NOT. I Love America. Why - because as God's chosen nation we True Christian™ Baptists™ that are all on the Straight & Narrow™ will actually get to watch you queers burn in hell. I personally believe that vision will exponentially increase our enjoyment of Heaven you little lunatic communist.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Why you little fudge packin, Jesus hatin', homo! You heretic - you should be stoned for your blasphemous, vile little piehole. You hate America, I have never heard such and in a public place at that.

I can't believe you would kiss your mother with that crab crawling, muff diving, pinko, commie, fag, junky bastard mouth of yours.

There goes that selectively reading again. Let's break it down, why do I hate America. I hate America because you're in it. Probably the same reason why you hate America is because I'm in it.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Sinners! Look!

You can follow along with Brother V and study the Bible in a year!

Don't want to wait a whole year to see how it ends? Read it all right here! Or here! Or even here!

Why the King James? Because it's the only TRUE Bible!

My excuse for supporting terrorists? If I had to pick a reason why I would support terrorists (because I don't) I would say it's because they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity.

Why you little fudge packin, Jesus hatin', homo! You heretic - you should be stoned for your blasphemous, vile little piehole. You hate America, I have never heard such and in a public place at that.

I can't believe you would kiss your mother with that crab crawling, muff diving, pinko, commie, fag, junky bastard mouth of yours.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Yes, but so do bright flashing lights, Oriental poke-a-man cartoons, and elderly Christians falling over in the street. Seriously, chuckling at one of Joyless's posts is like supporting al'Qaeda, except at least the Democrats who support the terrorists have some kind of a logical explanation for their actions (i.e. they hate freedom and America). What's your excuse?

My excuse for supporting terrorists? If I had to pick a reason why I would support terrorists (because I don't) I would say it's because they hate America for the same reasons why I hate it. Christianity.