[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

That made me chuckle.

Yes, but so do bright flashing lights, Oriental poke-a-man cartoons, and elderly Christians falling over in the street. Seriously, chuckling at one of Joyless's posts is like supporting al'Qaeda, except at least the Democrats who support the terrorists have some kind of a logical explanation for their actions (i.e. they hate freedom and America). What's your excuse?

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

There's a copy in the fiction section of my bookshelf.

That made me chuckle.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Praise Jesus sister, but this online bible thing worketh not for me, I like my big bumbling hard cover better in case I have to smite a queer at a bus stop PLUS it is exceedingly hard to get the highlighter marks and underlines off of my monitor when I am finished my daily reading.

Yes, buy a real copy, like Sister MM says!

My hardcover King James comes in handy to bop unruly heathens on Fridays when my son-in-law commands me to stand on the sidewalks of Nob Hill at lunchtime, witnessing to the unsaved (especially those sissy episscopalians on their way down the street from the cathedral, Jesus forgive noddy!)

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Sinners! Look!

You can follow along with Brother V and study the Bible in a year!

Don't want to wait a whole year to see how it ends? Read it all right here! Or here! Or even here!

Why the King James? Because it's the only TRUE Bible!

Praise Jesus sister, but this online bible thing worketh not for me, I like my big bumbling hard cover better in case I have to smite a queer at a bus stop PLUS it is exceedingly hard to get the highlighter marks and underlines off of my monitor when I am finished my daily reading.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

What's an eery room? Is that where you force your Nancy husband to make babies with you?
I can't see how he could want to volunteer his Seed to someone as boring as you

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.

See, this is why women shouldn't be educated. This poor harlot attempted to broaden her mind by reading literature, but her tiny brain couldn't handle it, and the result was the pitiful creature that posts on our forums today. Fathers, keep your daughters away from Joan Didion, Heinrich Boll and Douglas Coupland, or they'll blow a fuse in their tiny feminine brains, and they'll end up like this mongoloid.

[Talitha]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.

What's an eery room? Is that where you force your Nancy husband to make babies with you?
I can't see how he could want to volunteer his Seed to someone as boring as you

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

I am very much surprised you own a bookshelf. What other books do you have there? "How to be a Liebral Feminazi"? "Annoyance for Dummies?" Go back to the kitchen, pleas, your husband must be hungry.

I have bookshelves in eery room of my home, and every one of them full. I love to read, and I read lots of different genres.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

There's a copy in the fiction section of my bookshelf.

I am very much surprised you own a bookshelf. What other books do you have there? "How to be a Liebral Feminazi"? "Annoyance for Dummies?" Go back to the kitchen, please, your husband must be hungry.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Absolutely, Sister M&Ms!

It's OK to use an online version of the text while getting started, but you do NOT want to deprive the Author of His royalties!

The authors of the Bible are long dead, and any claim to royalties they might have had would be as expired as they are.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Where can I find this Bible?

There's a copy in the fiction section of my bookshelf.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Absolutely, Sister M&Ms!

It's OK to use an online version of the text while getting started, but you do NOT want to deprive the Author of His royalties!

Yes! GLORY!



Come on, you know you want to!

[JennyD]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

I'm glad you asked as it shows a willingness to change your persecuting ways and find the path to Jesus! You may have missed the links in my last post, but there are many that will take you to online versions. However, nothing beats taking a trip to your nearest Christian bookstore and buying a real copy.

Absolutely, Sister M&Ms!

It's OK to use an online version of the text while getting started, but you do NOT want to deprive the Author of His royalties!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

okau, i'll repeat it just for you!
Hey! *******!
TIME TO ******************************!

Brother Temperance, seriously when was the last time you went to see a doctor? Your picture makes you look close to death. Don't take this as an insult, there could be something wrong.

See? This is what happens when you don't read the Bible! Please, friends, don't let this happen to you! Read the only TRUE version of God's Holy Word, the King James Bible!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey! Sinners!

Where can I find this Bible?

I'm glad you asked as it shows a willingness to change your persecuting ways and find the path to Jesus! You may have missed the links in my last post, but there are many that will take you to online versions. However, nothing beats taking a trip to your nearest Christian bookstore and buying a real copy.