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  • Don the Baptist
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    Originally posted by Jew Nose View Post
    hahahahahaha... this video is hillarious!!!!!... i think it will become a house hold song!!!!! the whole world will sing at the top of their voices what what up the butt!! even the jews!!!!
    Don't you mean "household" you idiot?

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  • Magikarp
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    Originally posted by St James of England View Post
    i believe that video shows the truth about how americans really think and what americans are really like
    i also believe one day most americans will be atheist and worship charles darwin as the hero of the world
    You're a Darwinist? I do belive that your signature says otherwise, or you may be one or the other.

    Matthew 24:51, anyone?

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  • St James of England
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    i believe that video shows the truth about how americans really think and what americans are really like
    i also believe one day most americans will be atheist and worship charles darwin as the hero of the world

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  • Justina Thyme
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    This is the most DEMON-INFESTED THREAD to plague this Godly forum in a very long time! Thus, I have brought out the most powerfully-worded exorcism extant:
    [quote]
    Ancient Christian Exorcism: Fourth c. AD, Greek Text


    Preparations:

    Use seven olive branches.
    Tie the ends of six of them together [into loops?]
    Use the remaining one as a whip during the procedure.
    This procedure is known to be effective, and should not be made public.


    Words to be recited over [the possessed person]:

    Put the branches in front of him and, standing behind him, recite:
    Hail God of Abraham!
    Hail God of Isaac!
    Hail God of Jacob!
    Jesus the righteous
    Holy Spirit
    Son of the Father,
    below the seven
    within the seven
    Come Yao Sabaoth!

    Direct your power to [Patient's Name]
    Drive Satan, this unclean demon within him, away
    I command you, demon, whoever you may be, by the power of
    Sabarbarbathioth
    Sabarbarbathiouth
    Sabarbarbathioneth
    Sabarbarbaphai

    Come out, demon, whoever you may be
    Stay away from [Patient's Name]
    Quickly! Now! Come out, demon!
    I bind you with unbreakable chains of adamantine!
    I cast you into the abyss of Hell!

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Mad European View Post



    Oh dear. What do you guys think about this sort of stuff in "God's country?"
    When I saw the burning cross at the start, I thought that it would be something about Brother Bobby-Joe’s southern states outreach program, and immediately perked up.

    Then there was the chocolate starfish with its allusion to anal rape, which I found strange in such a documentary.

    Then there came 3 tar babies rising from the pits of Hell, The colors were garish and I had no idea where the lynch party would appear from.

    And then there came a satanic homer chant.

    And at the end they were all still alive!

    Is there some point to their doing this – are they looking for the black-pink dollar? If so, I would warn them not to build up riches on earth… in fact I would advise them to prepare for the flesh stripping demons of the Pits of Eternal boiling brimstone.

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  • Haile_Selassie
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    That's a broken link, not offensive

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  • Jew Nose
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    *Gay Porn Link Deleted*

    thats what you call offensive
    Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 04-23-2008, 09:24 PM. Reason: *Gay Porn Link Deleted*

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Mad European View Post
    banned for showing you a video? i agree with person above, you are a bit harsh.
    How dare you!!
    I am a Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister.
    You are Unsaved Trash and a visitor to these Boards.
    You know very well that posting such a Video is offensive to us but you did it anyway.

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  • Haile_Selassie
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    Why am I mocking you? I'm just saying, you can't threaten people for laughing at Samwell and expect to be taken seriously

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  • Mad European
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    banned for showing you a video? i agree with person above, you are a bit harsh.

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  • Talitha
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    Originally posted by Haile_Selassie View Post
    Ban me for laughing at it? That's a BIT harsh really
    Are you MOCKING me Boy?
    Mock Me and you Mock Jesus.
    Homerism is no laughing matter and you should be ashamed of yourself. UNLESS you, yourself are part of this deathstyle?

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  • Haile_Selassie
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    Ban me for laughing at it? That's a BIT harsh really

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  • Talitha
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    I've a good mind to BAN the lot of you

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    LMAO! So to speak...

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  • Jew Nose
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    hahahahahaha... this video is hillarious!!!!!... i think it will become a house hold song!!!!! the whole world will sing at the top of their voices what what up the butt!! even the jews!!!!

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