[MitzaLizalor]

Proverbs 10:10

Winking can so easily be misinterpreted , especially by heathens. Christians never need to and when winked at, always enigmatic to me, remember that hissing is just as much frowned upon by God.

Jeremiah 19:5a 8 They have built also the high places of Baal . . . And I will make this city desolate, and an hissing; every one that passeth thereby shall be astonished and hiss because of all the plagues thereof.

Winking, head wagging, oil rubbing and other activities here are clearly identified by God as elements of Baal worship. It makes me sick just thinking about it

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Have you been winking?

Like I said, some one is about to get screwed.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Have you been winking?

I'm told that in the UK, "winky" is a slang word for uncircumcised thingamajigs.

I don't think this is a coincidence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have you been winking?

Pastor Zeke will do almost anything for money but not homer-sex. Send 10 grand to me at Deaner@landoverbaptist.net and I will negotiate for you. Anything else is considered an insult to someone so close to Christ.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

Pastor Zeke will do almost anything for money but not homer-sex. Send 10 grand to me at Deaner@landoverbaptist.net and I will negotiate for you. Anything else is considered an insult to someone so close to Christ.

Thank you, brother, the funds have been sent. I, too, would never do homer-sex. At any point.

Just a wink is enough to send me into a swoon of shock and fear, I cannot imagine an actual homer type encounter. That would be sickening. In fact, I am now going to be sick.

YBIC

[Deaner]

Re: Have you been winking?

Apart from the bread and wine, I'm guessing falafel.

YBIC

Nah; I think it was some kind of pickled olive.

[Deaner]

Re: Have you been winking?

Pastor Zeke,

It sounds like madness, but, even when I look at your manly avatar photo, I seem to see you winking at me. I may be possessed, Pastor Zeke.

Is there any fund I can donate to, or increase the $120,000,000 I tithed, to effect an exorcism?

Pray for me, please.

YBIC

EDIT: This demonic symptom only seems to happen if I don a white glove and brush my hand lightly over Pastor Zeke's countenance. Not that I do that, much.

Pastor Zeke will do almost anything for money but not homer-sex. Send 10 grand to me at Deaner@landoverbaptist.net and I will negotiate for you. Anything else is considered an insult to someone so close to Christ.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

My third eye winks after eating taco's with hot sauce. But after squirming around on my chair for awhile I seem to be ok. I can't imagine what Christ ate back in the day.

Apart from the bread and wine, I'm guessing falafel.

YBIC

[Deaner]

Re: Have you been winking?

My third eye winks after eating taco's with hot sauce. But after squirming around on my chair for awhile I seem to be ok. I can't imagine what Christ ate back in the day.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

Pastor Zeke,

It sounds like madness, but, even when I look at your manly avatar photo, I seem to see you winking at me. I may be possessed, Pastor Zeke.

Is there any fund I can donate to, or increase the $120,000,000 I tithed, to effect an exorcism?

Pray for me, please.

YBIC

EDIT: This demonic symptom only seems to happen if I don a white glove and brush my hand lightly over Pastor Zeke's countenance. Not that I do that, much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have you been winking?

I think you'll find all the commie degenerates are confirmed winkers, sister Daisy Mae:

Now be fair. This guy's a slant. They can't help it when they wink.

He's still a commie degenerate mind you.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

I think you'll find all the commie degenerates are confirmed winkers, sister Daisy Mae:

And although you can't see the full angle, you have my word that Tony Blair is winking in this picture

I thank you, sister Daisy Mae, for your awareness-raising of the dangers of winking.

YBIC

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Have you been winking?

Thank you for this thread Brother Hopkins. It has made me realize how terrible winking is.

BEWAREof the wink! It means you are about to get screwed!

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

Apologies brother. I thought it was a silk cravat. I stand corrected.

Accepted, brother!

YBIC

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Have you been winking?

Well, young whippersnapper, when you reach three score and ten years, you might find the need to keep your neck warm with a manly scarf, which is what I'm wearing in that picture.

YBIC

Apologies brother. I thought it was a silk cravat. I stand corrected.