[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

Brother Hopkins, yes a much better haircut. Only one thing though, if I was you I would lose the cravat. It might be taken as a bit artsy fartsy. Otherwise much better

Well, young whippersnapper, when you reach three score and ten years, you might find the need to keep your neck warm with a manly scarf, which is what I'm wearing in that picture.

YBIC

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Have you been winking?

My goodness, Pastor, you have a point! I always thought my haircut was a manly mullet, but the scales have fallen from my eyes, praise! I hope my new hairstyle will remove any doubt from homers' minds in the future.

YBIC

Brother Hopkins, yes a much better haircut. Only one thing though, if I was you I would lose the cravat. It might be taken as a bit artsy fartsy. Otherwise much better

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

There's your trouble. You should have let the barber give you a manly haircut. You look like a girl with hair like that.

Maybe he thought you were a girl.

My goodness, Pastor, you have a point! I always thought my haircut was a manly mullet, but the scales have fallen from my eyes, praise! I hope my new hairstyle will remove any doubt from homers' minds in the future.

YBIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have you been winking?

Brothers and Sisters,

On a visit to the barber this morning, I was sickened when he asked me if I wanted "Something extra for the weekend?"

There's your trouble. You should have let the barber give you a manly haircut. You look like a girl with hair like that.

Maybe he thought you were a girl.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

I'm sure this disgusting practice has something to do with sodomy. Why else would one man wink at another man? As for offering "Something for the weekend..."

Your instincts were correct and I see the Holy Spirit at work within you. You are a man who sees the Truth® about God. It's only a matter of time before Pastor Zeke beckons you close to him to kneel before him and be anointed. As he pours the love of Jesus onto your upturned, smiling countenance I'm sure you will glory in the Spirit gliding over you.

I pray that day will come quickly, when my joy will erupt in a spurting fountain of God's love. Praise Him!

YBIC

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Have you been winking?

I'm sure this disgusting practice has something to do with sodomy. Why else would one man wink at another man? As for offering "Something for the weekend..."

Your instincts were correct and I see the Holy Spirit at work within you. You are a man who sees the Truth(r) about God. It's only a matter of time before Pastor Zeke beckons you close to him to kneel before him and be anointed. As he pours the love of Jesus onto your upturned, smiling countenance I'm sure you will glory in the Spirit gliding over you.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Have you been winking?

As an Ex-Gay, I know all about winking and what it really means.

You see, homosexuals choose the lifestyle for the promiscuity and variety of homo-rectal partners, not for comitted relationships as the fag agenda would have one believe. Without some sort of signaling system, it would be impossible to satisfy the specific, wicked pleasure a queer seeks when interacting with dozens of anonymous strange men every day.

A single wink with the left eye tells the approaching homogay that you wish to receive - you are a hungry bottom queen, ready to put your ankles next to your ears and enjoy violent sodomy by any number of Power Top homos.

A wink with the right eye tells the fellow sissy that you will be the one packing the mud.

There are many combinations of winking sequences that indicate desired activities in the toilet stalls, but they represent wickedness of such degenerate and reprobate filth, I will spare my brethren the sordid details.

Praise Jesus, I am fag-free and nearly twenty one years removed from my deplorable choice to be queer.

In Christ

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

AMEN, Brother Hopkins!

When a man winks at another man or a same sex child, you can be sure a butt pounding is coming your way.

Only perverts wink. It is to let you know they have disgusting intentions.

Amen, Sister. Thanks to sweet Jesus, my back passage was saved from homosexualist violation.

While passing by a group of men such as at a construction site, I always get winks, whistles, hoots, and catcalls. It is disgusting to consider the lustful thoughts that go through an unsaved man's mind at the sight of a woman.

Shame on them, Sister, unable to restrain their depraved antics when confronted by a beautiful Christian woman such as yourself.

YBIC

[VictoryOS]

Re: Have you been winking?

While passing by a group of men such as at a construction site, I always get winks, whistles, hoots, and catcalls. It is disgusting to consider the lustful thoughts that go through an unsaved man's mind at the sight of a woman.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Have you been winking?

AMEN, Brother Hopkins!

When a man winks at another man or a same sex child, you can be sure a butt pounding is coming your way.

Only perverts wink. It is to let you know they have disgusting intentions.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Have you been winking?

The Lord is the only one who ought to be winking at anybody, and even He only did so before He was about to do some righteous judgement. Paul makes that very clear in Acts 17.

Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device.

And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:

Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.
Acts 17:29-31

I'm curious, Professor, as a scientist, you must spend much of your time peering down a microscope. For secular scientists this involves closing only one eye (winking), but I imagine as a good Creation Scientist, you keep both eyes squeezed firmly shut. Am I correct?

God used to wink at ignorant non believers, but not any more. Once He raised Jesus from the dead, the time for winking was over. Let us all follow God's holy example and refrain from closing one eye at a time. If you must close one eye, please close the other as well. Blink, but do not wink.

I am curious, Professor, as a scientist, I imagine you spend a lot of your time peering down a microscope. For secular scientists this means closing only one eye (winking), but I imagine as a good creation scientist, you keep both eyes squeezed firmly shut. Am I correct?

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

When a man winks at another man, it is expressly a 'in the know' acknowledgment as a invitation to have sweaty man sex. Many a man would wink at me when I was a young lad in my 20's. Unaware of the reason for the wink, I often went along with the gesture, only to find myself waking up in an alley with a ruffie hangover, sore throat and bleeding anus. Assuming it was just something I are that did not agree with me, this happened over and over until during a conversation with my Pastor did I discover what had happened. Fortunately, since I was raped, did not consent to having the hundreds of man partners none of which resulted in a bastard child being born, I had done no wrong.

I thank Jesus He clearly explained my lack of responsibility for all the man on man encounters that I was forced into participating in, over and over for year.

That must have been a series of very hard lessons, Brother. I rejoice that you survived to share your wisdom. Sometimes, it is hard to swallow, but swallow it we must. Praise!

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Have you been winking?

When a man winks at another man, it is expressly a 'in the know' acknowledgment as a invitation to have sweaty man sex. Many a man would wink at me when I was a young lad in my 20's. Unaware of the reason for the wink, I often went along with the gesture, only to find myself waking up in an alley with a ruffie hangover, sore throat and bleeding anus. Assuming it was just something I are that did not agree with me, this happened over and over until during a conversation with my Pastor did I discover what had happened. Fortunately, since I was raped, did not consent to having the hundreds of man partners none of which resulted in a bastard child being born, I had done no wrong.

I thank Jesus He clearly explained my lack of responsibility for all the man on man encounters that I was forced into participating in, over and over for year.


1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

1 Timothy 1:8-11
8 But we know that the law is good, if a man use it lawfully;
9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
11 According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Have you been winking?

Brother Hopkins, surely these people wanted to do you harm.

Psalms 35:
19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully, reioyce ouer me: neither let them winke with the eye, that hate me without a cause.
20 For they speake not peace: but they deuise deceitfull matters against them that are quiet in the land.
21 Yea they opened their mouth wide against me, and saide, Aha, Aha, our eye hath seene it.

It is obvious that they were smote because of this.

I do believe they meant to harm me, friend. And I noticed that both demon barbers were hirsute...

"But God shall wound the head of his enemies, and the hairy scalp of such an one as goeth on still in his trespasses." Psalm 68:21

YBIC

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Have you been winking?

Brothers and Sisters,

On a visit to the barber this morning, I was sickened when he asked me if I wanted "Something extra for the weekend?". I had taken him to be a Christian gentleman, but as he spoke these words, he distinctly winked at me!

Yes, Brethren, despite the Holy Bible's clear teaching on this foul practice, Proverbs 10:10, this so-called barber had the temerity to wink.

"He that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow," I shouted, "But a prating fool shall fall!" After that, I do not remember exactly what happened, but apparently the barber's shop subsequently burned down, killing the barber and his elderly assistant.

The words of Romans 6:23 tell us all we need to understand about this swift chain of events:

"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

YBIC

Brother Hopkins, surely these people wanted to do you harm.

Psalms 35:
19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully, reioyce ouer me: neither let them winke with the eye, that hate me without a cause.
20 For they speake not peace: but they deuise deceitfull matters against them that are quiet in the land.
21 Yea they opened their mouth wide against me, and saide, Aha, Aha, our eye hath seene it.

It is obvious that they were smote because of this.