[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Yes, and it would have if you had kept up with your blackm.....tithes.

You do not play fair, dear Pastor.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

You assured me that was all going to be kept in the strictest confidence!!

Yes, and it would have if you had kept up with your blackm.....tithes.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

You have confessed all of this to me in the late hours when you were drinking tequila shooters with beer chasers. You SAY you don't like beer, but.......

You assured me that was all going to be kept in the strictest confidence!! Hmph, guess one can't take the word of a landover baptist then!

Oh so the idea your husband is spraying his spunk around your bathroom like a tom cat from marathon self pollutio sessions is something to be proud off Rachael??? Pagan homes are probably the only place were the old warning that a woman could get pregnant from a toilet seat is true.

He doesn't do that. Lookit, just because YOU do those things, doesn't mean you can accuse all other men of being the same way. Besides, we heathen women are not like your robot-wives who just cook and clean. We see to ALL the needs of our men

And besides, the whole 'Wash method' is utterly repulsive. You'd rather have waste all over the bathroom than using simple aim? Animals, the whole lot of you! Can't even do what any monkey could do!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Yeuchhh!!! I'm glad my husband's a heathen like me, if he ever used the 'Wash method', I'd be making him go to the bathroom on the lawn (of our apartment block, so even worse!)
Sheesh, and you doubt evolution. You've very aptly illustrated the resemblance people can have to animals. Even monkeys do their business neater than you!!

Oh so the idea your husband is spraying his spunk around your bathroom like a tom cat from marathon self pollutio sessions is something to be proud off Rachael??? Pagan homes are probably the only place were the old warning that a woman could get pregnant from a toilet seat is true.

[SUV]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Take heart, Congregation. His poetry is improving.

Thank you, Mrs. Rogers.

You know, I admire your wisdom and do accept your guidances.

Am struggling, all my pitiful life, to strike that fine balance between

gallantry and Godliness. I open doors. I put the seat up, then down.

Help me, Mrs Rogers. By this time next month (if I survive Investigation),

I hope to have improved to the point where I may be depended upon

to leave the seat down and moistened. You do me

so much good, Mrs. Rogers. You're the Inspiration for my Investigation.

Mrs. Rogers, you scanned the Bible for us. A gift, Mrs. Rogers; you!



I resolve to begin at the beginning. It's why I am here. To redeem

decades wasted in Congregationalism.



Peter
serious

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Say WHAT??????
And just what are your sources for THAT lovely piece of info, Pastor?

You have confessed all of this to me in the late hours when you were drinking tequila shooters with beer chasers. You SAY you don't like beer, but.......

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Confession: It is the cause of my lieberal (sp?) taint.

Beyond and below my many foibles (Tourettes, poetry, gallantry
and venereal warts), is that CONgregationalist brainwashing
I suffered from child-time, onward.

It's a misery. I'm here to regear.


Peter

withered

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Thank you, Mrs. Rogers.

You know, I admire your wisdom and do accept your guidances.

Am struggling, all my pitiful life, to strike that fine balance between

gallantry and Godliness. I open doors. I put the seat up, then down.

Help me, Mrs Rogers. By this time next month (if I survive Investigation),

I hope to have improved to the point where I may be depended upon

to leave the seat down and moistened. You do me

so much good, Mrs. Rogers. You're the Inspiration for my Investigation.

Mrs. Rogers, you scanned the Bible for us. A gift, Mrs. Rogers; you!



I resolve to begin at the beginning. It's why I am here. To redeem

decades wasted in Congregationalism.



Peter
serious

CONGREGATIONALISM! The bane of the Pacific Rim. The hated Congies will be on the greased pole ahead of the Catholics! May God Damn them all!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Since your idea of hygiene is gallon-sized enemas during sex, yes! I would have to agree with Pastor Ezekiel!

Say WHAT??????
And just what are your sources for THAT lovely piece of info, Pastor?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Thank you, Mrs. Rogers.

You know, I admire your wisdom and do accept your guidances.

Am struggling, all my pitiful life, to strike that fine balance between

gallantry and Godliness. I open doors. I put the seat up, then down.

Help me, Mrs Rogers. By this time next month (if I survive Investigation),

I hope to have improved to the point where I may be depended upon

to leave the seat down and moistened. You do me

so much good, Mrs. Rogers. You're the Inspiration for my Investigation.

Mrs. Rogers, you scanned the Bible for us. A gift, Mrs. Rogers; you!



I resolve to begin at the beginning. It's why I am here. To redeem

decades wasted in Congregationalism.



Peter
serious

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

you call ME disgusting for preferring hygiene???

Since your idea of hygiene is gallon-sized enemas during sex, yes! I would have to agree with Pastor Ezekiel!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

I say again; it has always amazed and disgusted me that the satanic paganistas hold defecation in such fascination. This harlot has been jabbering on and on about it in several threads. Truly revolting.

Would you stop it? Sweet merciful crawdads, you're the ones who keep writing the threads on poop and then encouraging people to poop here there and everywhere without a regard for the mess left behind!!
You encourage splattering the bathroom with waste and you call ME disgusting for preferring hygiene???

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Leave the toilet for the girls.
Leave the seat down for them.

Peter, this is unacceptable; poetry suffers when one toadies to the feminazi agenda. In a True Christian™ household, the man decides when the seat ought be raised, and when it is lowered - and it is the wife's duty to raise or lower the seat, according to the toiletting needs of her husband.

As for what ladies should do to ensure they don't fall prey to toilet temptations, one should always have plenty of scrunched-up newspaper handy ... or even better, coarse-grained sandpaper.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

To elaborate on a bad idea,

http://tinyurl.com/ykcwof

(singin' blind)

You can yodle Op'ra
e-e-ven while you rub
but I don't advise that, sinner
when whizzin' in the tub!*


*adapted from
Warner Bros. 1929
parody of "Singin' in the Rain":
"Singin' in the Bathtub"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Going to the bathroom; a gateway to evil.

Yeuchhh!!! I'm glad my husband's a heathen like me, if he ever used the 'Wash method', I'd be making him go to the bathroom on the lawn (of our apartment block, so even worse!)
Sheesh, and you doubt evolution. You've very aptly illustrated the resemblance people can have to animals. Even monkeys do their business neater than you!!

I say again; it has always amazed and disgusted me that the satanic paganistas hold defecation in such fascination. This harlot has been jabbering on and on about it in several threads. Truly revolting.